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Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by stanboy28(m): 5:32pm On May 12, 2016
Wow.....dope story cheesy cheesy
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by optional1(f): 5:34pm On May 12, 2016
Nice one Op ur head dey there.
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by Michellla(f): 7:20pm On May 12, 2016
14. She'll give that last sexy look mixed with tears and be like " I'm leaving u,it's over"
i know this look grin
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by skywalker240(m): 7:32pm On May 12, 2016
skywalker240 seeing jokes since......

Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by chigoizie7(m):
Lolz, the guy in question no sharp @ all.

@ that juncture when she will be asking me why I was cheating and blabbing about guys being dogs and all that, I will keep mute and be watching her, after all her blabbing, I will remove my clothes (by this time she will be wondering why I am mute and all that, trust me, I know girls, they will want to know ur mind @ that point in time).


I will just go into the toilet and then clean up the mess, and then pick up my phone and head towards the window in a bid to trying not to make her know I wanted to do (but, that's the plan, I am @ d window so that she can eavesdrop on whatever I am about to say on the phone, even when maintaining a lower tone).



I will just call my guy obinna, and I will be like, " guy nawa for u oh, so, because I left my room for u and that yeye girl wey I no know where u picked from, u come fúck her finish, come scatter condoms everywhere for my house just because I no monitor u abi? Better bring ur ass down here and explain to my babe all that happened because from the look of things, she no go believe anything I say for now, more reason why I never even respond to all her rants, infact u can aswell bring the yeye girl come if u de come around, otherwise, wetin I go do u if my bae break up with me for ur stupidity u will regret being my friend, I trust that my mumu friend, him for don code wetin de happen, him go begin plead for phone and me I go de form chairman de lambast him with insults and all that and den angrily cut my phone on the guy"

Den I will walk into the room and jejely lay on the bed without saying pim, and babe will be like, "wats wrong"? (don't forget my plan was to make sure she heard everything while forming to conceal it from her).


Me, I go just squeeze face come tell her nothing. Meanwhile she will still be there waiting for my response, den my mumu obaino paddy will call her phone and try to explain things to her but will hang up ASAP on the excuses that he is coming over to explain things physically.

If bae get mind question me again till obaino comes, make i now wetin course am.
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by Nobody: 10:15pm On May 12, 2016
andysnoopy:
9. You inside your compound, you look up and saw her looking at you like
i go just go back and send the whole congregation to plead on my behalf cos I know yawa don gas already
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by mimiejacobz(f): 10:28pm On May 12, 2016
chigoizie7:
Lolz, the guy in question no sharp @ all.

@ that juncture when she will be asking me why I was cheating and blabbing about guys being dogs and all that, I will keep mute and be watching her, after all her blabbing, I will remove my clothes (by this time she will be wondering why I am mute and all that, trust me, I know girls, they will want to know ur mind @ that point in time).


I will just go into the toilet and then clean up the mess, and then pick up my phone and head towards the window in a bid to trying not to make her know I wanted to do (but, that's the plan, I am @ d window so that she can eavesdrop on whatever I am about to say on the phone, even when maintaining a lower tone).



I will just call my guy obinna, and I will be like, " guy nawa for u oh, so, because I left my room for u and that yeye girl wey I no know where u picked from, u come fúck her finish, come scatter condoms everywhere for my house just because I no monitor u abi? Better bring ur ass down here and explain to my babe all that happened because from the look of things, she no go believe anything I say for now, more reason why I never even respond to all her rants, infact u can aswell bring the yeye girl come if u de come around, otherwise, wetin I go do u if my bae break up with me for ur stupidity u will regret being my friend, I trust that my mumu friend, him for don code wetin de happen, him go begin plead for phone and me I go de form chairman de lambast him with insults and all that and den angrily cut my phone on the guy"

Den I will walk into the room and jejely lay on the bed without saying pim, and babe will be like, "wats wrong"? (don't forget my plan was to make sure she heard everything while forming to conceal it from her).


Me, I go just squeeze face come tell her nothing. Meanwhile she will still be there waiting for my response, den my mumu obaino paddy will call her phone and try to explain things to her but will hang up ASAP on the excuses that he is coming over to explain things physically.

If bae get mind questionme again til obainoccomes, make i now wetin course am.
damn this is wickid,you are a pro in this game
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by goldentee(m): 10:32pm On May 12, 2016
chigoizie7:
Lolz, the guy in question no sharp @ all.

@ that juncture when she will be asking me why I was cheating and blabbing about guys being dogs and all that, I will keep mute and be watching her, after all her blabbing, I will remove my clothes (by this time she will be wondering why I am mute and all that, trust me, I know girls, they will want to know ur mind @ that point in time).


I will just go into the toilet and then clean up the mess, and then pick up my phone and head towards the window in a bid to trying not to make her know I wanted to do (but, that's the plan, I am @ d window so that she can eavesdrop on whatever I am about to say on the phone, even when maintaining a lower tone).



I will just call my guy obinna, and I will be like, " guy nawa for u oh, so, because I left my room for u and that yeye girl wey I no know where u picked from, u come fúck her finish, come scatter condoms everywhere for my house just because I no monitor u abi? Better bring ur ass down here and explain to my babe all that happened because from the look of things, she no go believe anything I say for now, more reason why I never even respond to all her rants, infact u can aswell bring the yeye girl come if u de come around, otherwise, wetin I go do u if my bae break up with me for ur stupidity u will regret being my friend, I trust that my mumu friend, him for don code wetin de happen, him go begin plead for phone and me I go de form chairman de lambast him with insults and all that and den angrily cut my phone on the guy"

Den I will walk into the room and jejely lay on the bed without saying pim, and babe will be like, "wats wrong"? (don't forget my plan was to make sure she heard everything while forming to conceal it from her).


Me, I go just squeeze face come tell her nothing. Meanwhile she will still be there waiting for my response, den my mumu obaino paddy will call her phone and try to explain things to her but will hang up ASAP on the excuses that he is coming over to explain things physically.

If bae get mind questionme again til obainoccomes, make i now wetin course am.
Bad guy Na bad guy anytime, any day. Bros, I hail o!
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by yellowbeauty(f): 11:12pm On May 12, 2016
I wish this write up never end......Thanks op
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by AfroKnight: 11:30pm On May 12, 2016
The real MVP.

cool cool

chigoizie7:
Lolz, the guy in question no sharp @ all.

@ that juncture when she will be asking me why I was cheating and blabbing about guys being dogs and all that, I will keep mute and be watching her, after all her blabbing, I will remove my clothes (by this time she will be wondering why I am mute and all that, trust me, I know girls, they will want to know ur mind @ that point in time).


I will just go into the toilet and then clean up the mess, and then pick up my phone and head towards the window in a bid to trying not to make her know I wanted to do (but, that's the plan, I am @ d window so that she can eavesdrop on whatever I am about to say on the phone, even when maintaining a lower tone).



I will just call my guy obinna, and I will be like, " guy nawa for u oh, so, because I left my room for u and that yeye girl wey I no know where u picked from, u come fúck her finish, come scatter condoms everywhere for my house just because I no monitor u abi? Better bring ur ass down here and explain to my babe all that happened because from the look of things, she no go believe anything I say for now, more reason why I never even respond to all her rants, infact u can aswell bring the yeye girl come if u de come around, otherwise, wetin I go do u if my bae break up with me for ur stupidity u will regret being my friend, I trust that my mumu friend, him for don code wetin de happen, him go begin plead for phone and me I go de form chairman de lambast him with insults and all that and den angrily cut my phone on the guy"

Den I will walk into the room and jejely lay on the bed without saying pim, and babe will be like, "wats wrong"? (don't forget my plan was to make sure she heard everything while forming to conceal it from her).


Me, I go just squeeze face come tell her nothing. Meanwhile she will still be there waiting for my response, den my mumu obaino paddy will call her phone and try to explain things to her but will hang up ASAP on the excuses that he is coming over to explain things physically.

If bae get mind questionme again til obainoccomes, make i now wetin course am.
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by Slimshady11: 12:40am On May 13, 2016
i don see sey na photostory dey reign now,nice!!
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by Tonydeeb(m): 1:52am On May 13, 2016
Your head dey there @op.
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by stchinedu: 4:51am On May 13, 2016
andysnoopy:
21. After everything, you decided to be a serious man for once in your life and be responsible for every condom you use.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by iheanyi40(m): 6:07am On May 13, 2016
Dgrin
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by demzylahot(m): 6:27am On May 13, 2016
Lwkm....nice one op
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by Lordtrillion(m): 7:53am On May 13, 2016
chigoizie7:
Lolz, the guy in question no sharp @ all.

@ that juncture when she will be asking me why I was cheating and blabbing about guys being dogs and all that, I will keep mute and be watching her, after all her blabbing, I will remove my clothes (by this time she will be wondering why I am mute and all that, trust me, I know girls, they will want to know ur mind @ that point in time).


I will just go into the toilet and then clean up the mess, and then pick up my phone and head towards the window in a bid to trying not to make her know I wanted to do (but, that's the plan, I am @ d window so that she can eavesdrop on whatever I am about to say on the phone, even when maintaining a lower tone).



I will just call my guy obinna, and I will be like, " guy nawa for u oh, so, because I left my room for u and that yeye girl wey I no know where u picked from, u come fúck her finish, come scatter condoms everywhere for my house just because I no monitor u abi? Better bring ur ass down here and explain to my babe all that happened because from the look of things, she no go believe anything I say for now, more reason why I never even respond to all her rants, infact u can aswell bring the yeye girl come if u de come around, otherwise, wetin I go do u if my bae break up with me for ur stupidity u will regret being my friend, I trust that my mumu friend, him for don code wetin de happen, him go begin plead for phone and me I go de form chairman de lambast him with insults and all that and den angrily cut my phone on the guy"

Den I will walk into the room and jejely lay on the bed without saying pim, and babe will be like, "wats wrong"? (don't forget my plan was to make sure she heard everything while forming to conceal it from her).


Me, I go just squeeze face come tell her nothing. Meanwhile she will still be there waiting for my response, den my mumu obaino paddy will call her phone and try to explain things to her but will hang up ASAP on the excuses that he is coming over to explain things physically.

If bae get mind questionme again til obainoccomes, make i now wetin course am.
Oh boy, u na Pro for this game
E be like say u attend d same school with Lai Mohammed wey make u fit come up with this idea grin grin
I dey rep oh wink
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by Emexicoman(m): 9:24am On May 13, 2016
andysnoopy:
19. So you decide to man up n go to her house to plead after she has refused picking your call but you meet a boy like this telling her sorry in her apartment
Ewoooooo...! Jah rasta fry ryce
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by kayusbrown(m): 9:44am On May 13, 2016
Moral of the story; dispose used condoms properly grin
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by kayusbrown(m): 9:48am On May 13, 2016
Moral of the story; dispose used condoms properly grin
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by Intrepid01(m): 9:53am On May 13, 2016
chigoizie7:
Lolz, the guy in question no sharp @ all.

@ that juncture when she will be asking me why I was cheating and blabbing about guys being dogs and all that, I will keep mute and be watching her, after all her blabbing, I will remove my clothes (by this time she will be wondering why I am mute and all that, trust me, I know girls, they will want to know ur mind @ that point in time).



You are the real MVP.......guy take It from me you are a certified jerk. But then on a serious note, ur analysis up there is a strong reflection of tbe strength of the part odb ur brain that reacts in bad situation. But the thing you fit no remember all this if the thing happen live

I will just go into the toilet and then clean up the mess, and then pick up my phone and head towards the window in a bid to trying not to make her know I wanted to do (but, that's the plan, I am @ d window so that she can eavesdrop on whatever I am about to say on the phone, even when maintaining a lower tone).



I will just call my guy obinna, and I will be like, " guy nawa for u oh, so, because I left my room for u and that yeye girl wey I no know where u picked from, u come fúck her finish, come scatter condoms everywhere for my house just because I no monitor u abi? Better bring ur ass down here and explain to my babe all that happened because from the look of things, she no go believe anything I say for now, more reason why I never even respond to all her rants, infact u can aswell bring the yeye girl come if u de come around, otherwise, wetin I go do u if my bae break up with me for ur stupidity u will regret being my friend, I trust that my mumu friend, him for don code wetin de happen, him go begin plead for phone and me I go de form chairman de lambast him with insults and all that and den angrily cut my phone on the guy"

Den I will walk into the room and jejely lay on the bed without saying pim, and babe will be like, "wats wrong"? (don't forget my plan was to make sure she heard everything while forming to conceal it from her).


Me, I go just squeeze face come tell her nothing. Meanwhile she will still be there waiting for my response, den my mumu obaino paddy will call her phone and try to explain things to her but will hang up ASAP on the excuses that he is coming over to explain things physically.

If bae get mind questionme again til obainoccomes, make i now wetin course am.
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by Nobody: 10:21am On May 13, 2016
chigoizie7:
Lolz, the guy in question no sharp @ all.

@ that juncture when she will be asking me why I was cheating and blabbing about guys being dogs and all that, I will keep mute and be watching her, after all her blabbing, I will remove my clothes (by this time she will be wondering why I am mute and all that, trust me, I know girls, they will want to know ur mind @ that point in time).


I will just go into the toilet and then clean up the mess, and then pick up my phone and head towards the window in a bid to trying not to make her know I wanted to do (but, that's the plan, I am @ d window so that she can eavesdrop on whatever I am about to say on the phone, even when maintaining a lower tone).



I will just call my guy obinna, and I will be like, " guy nawa for u oh, so, because I left my room for u and that yeye girl wey I no know where u picked from, u come fúck her finish, come scatter condoms everywhere for my house just because I no monitor u abi? Better bring ur ass down here and explain to my babe all that happened because from the look of things, she no go believe anything I say for now, more reason why I never even respond to all her rants, infact u can aswell bring the yeye girl come if u de come around, otherwise, wetin I go do u if my bae break up with me for ur stupidity u will regret being my friend, I trust that my mumu friend, him for don code wetin de happen, him go begin plead for phone and me I go de form chairman de lambast him with insults and all that and den angrily cut my phone on the guy"

Den I will walk into the room and jejely lay on the bed without saying pim, and babe will be like, "wats wrong"? (don't forget my plan was to make sure she heard everything while forming to conceal it from her).


Me, I go just squeeze face come tell her nothing. Meanwhile she will still be there waiting for my response, den my mumu obaino paddy will call her phone and try to explain things to her but will hang up ASAP on the excuses that he is coming over to explain things physically.

If bae get mind questionme again til obainoccomes, make i now wetin course am.
cant thank you enough brother.. just learnt another trick
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by Timolanki(m): 12:49pm On May 13, 2016
Creative
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by chigomiced: 3:01pm On May 13, 2016
chigoizie7:
Lolz, the guy in question no sharp @ all.

@ that juncture when she will be asking me why I was cheating and blabbing about guys being dogs and all that, I will keep mute and be watching her, after all her blabbing, I will remove my clothes (by this time she will be wondering why I am mute and all that, trust me, I know girls, they will want to know ur mind @ that point in time).


I will just go into the toilet and then clean up the mess, and then pick up my phone and head towards the window in a bid to trying not to make her know I wanted to do (but, that's the plan, I am @ d window so that she can eavesdrop on whatever I am about to say on the phone, even when maintaining a lower tone).



I will just call my guy obinna, and I will be like, " guy nawa for u oh, so, because I left my room for u and that yeye girl wey I no know where u picked from, u come fúck her finish, come scatter condoms everywhere for my house just because I no monitor u abi? Better bring ur ass down here and explain to my babe all that happened because from the look of things, she no go believe anything I say for now, more reason why I never even respond to all her rants, infact u can aswell bring the yeye girl come if u de come around, otherwise, wetin I go do u if my bae break up with me for ur stupidity u will regret being my friend, I trust that my mumu friend, him for don code wetin de happen, him go begin plead for phone and me I go de form chairman de lambast him with insults and all that and den angrily cut my phone on the guy"

Den I will walk into the room and jejely lay on the bed without saying pim, and babe will be like, "wats wrong"? (don't forget my plan was to make sure she heard everything while forming to conceal it from her).


Me, I go just squeeze face come tell her nothing. Meanwhile she will still be there waiting for my response, den my mumu obaino paddy will call her phone and try to explain things to her but will hang up ASAP on the excuses that he is coming over to explain things physically.

If bae get mind question me again till obaino comes, make i now wetin course am.
Lord have mercy grin cheesy cool wink
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by misspicy(f): 3:12pm On May 13, 2016
chigoizie7:
Lolz, the guy in question no sharp @ all.

@ that juncture when she will be asking me why I was cheating and blabbing about guys being dogs and all that, I will keep mute and be watching her, after all her blabbing, I will remove my clothes (by this time she will be wondering why I am mute and all that, trust me, I know girls, they will want to know ur mind @ that point in time).


I will just go into the toilet and then clean up the mess, and then pick up my phone and head towards the window in a bid to trying not to make her know I wanted to do (but, that's the plan, I am @ d window so that she can eavesdrop on whatever I am about to say on the phone, even when maintaining a lower tone).



I will just call my guy obinna, and I will be like, " guy nawa for u oh, so, because I left my room for u and that yeye girl wey I no know where u picked from, u come fúck her finish, come scatter condoms everywhere for my house just because I no monitor u abi? Better bring ur ass down here and explain to my babe all that happened because from the look of things, she no go believe anything I say for now, more reason why I never even respond to all her rants, infact u can aswell bring the yeye girl come if u de come around, otherwise, wetin I go do u if my bae break up with me for ur stupidity u will regret being my friend, I trust that my mumu friend, him for don code wetin de happen, him go begin plead for phone and me I go de form chairman de lambast him with insults and all that and den angrily cut my phone on the guy"

Den I will walk into the room and jejely lay on the bed without saying pim, and babe will be like, "wats wrong"? (don't forget my plan was to make sure she heard everything while forming to conceal it from her).


Me, I go just squeeze face come tell her nothing. Meanwhile she will still be there waiting for my response, den my mumu obaino paddy will call her phone and try to explain things to her but will hang up ASAP on the excuses that he is coming over to explain things physically.

If bae get mind question me again till obaino comes, make i now wetin course am.
This guy done old for the game


but this style works once o,no repeat am cheesy
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by andysnoopy(op): 3:38pm On May 13, 2016
misspicy:
This guy done old for the game


but this style works once o,no repeat am cheesy
That is the koko. The style only work once. If them catch you again, question will be " Is your house a hotel?" .. Na the koko be that.
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by XtraSmooth404: 4:12pm On May 13, 2016
grin
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by kapai(m): 4:54pm On May 13, 2016
I swear your from family of LIAR M'hmmed

EFCC need to investigate you.







chigoizie7:
Lolz, the guy in question no sharp @ all.

@ that juncture when she will be asking me why I was cheating and blabbing about guys being dogs and all that, I will keep mute and be watching her, after all her blabbing, I will remove my clothes (by this time she will be wondering why I am mute and all that, trust me, I know girls, they will want to know ur mind @ that point in time).


I will just go into the toilet and then clean up the mess, and then pick up my phone and head towards the window in a bid to trying not to make her know I wanted to do (but, that's the plan, I am @ d window so that she can eavesdrop on whatever I am about to say on the phone, even when maintaining a lower tone).



I will just call my guy obinna, and I will be like, " guy nawa for u oh, so, because I left my room for u and that yeye girl wey I no know where u picked from, u come fúck her finish, come scatter condoms everywhere for my house just because I no monitor u abi? Better bring ur ass down here and explain to my babe all that happened because from the look of things, she no go believe anything I say for now, more reason why I never even respond to all her rants, infact u can aswell bring the yeye girl come if u de come around, otherwise, wetin I go do u if my bae break up with me for ur stupidity u will regret being my friend, I trust that my mumu friend, him for don code wetin de happen, him go begin plead for phone and me I go de form chairman de lambast him with insults and all that and den angrily cut my phone on the guy"

Den I will walk into the room and jejely lay on the bed without saying pim, and babe will be like, "wats wrong"? (don't forget my plan was to make sure she heard everything while forming to conceal it from her).


Me, I go just squeeze face come tell her nothing. Meanwhile she will still be there waiting for my response, den my mumu obaino paddy will call her phone and try to explain things to her but will hang up ASAP on the excuses that he is coming over to explain things physically.

If bae get mind question me again till obaino comes, make i now wetin course am.
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by egokudiowomoney: 6:38pm On May 13, 2016
the guy for no go church that day...he suppose to follow the bae home
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by ReabridCharles(m): 9:51pm On May 13, 2016
Lolzzzzzzzzz...

Op you funny die!!!

This is the best I've seen and read so far
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by joesmarty(m): 12:51am On May 14, 2016
mysticgal:
Lollllll grin grin grin
Lol, this pix funny die
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by faith551(m): 2:25am On May 14, 2016
mysticgal:
Lollllll grin grin grin
Damn!! you nearly had a murder case to answer to, i nearly passed out while laughing at that picture
Re: Your Gf Finds Used Condom In Your House. Picture Event B4 And After She Found i by dissybling(f): 3:29am On May 14, 2016
funny..nice one
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