AdunniIwo:

Nah. I'll rather see you as being SPACE BOUND.
#eminemsongs

space would be boring, maybe u should follow me so we can try the LOVE GAME

Eke40seven:
Abbas99 and Adunnilwo, although una puns don dey SHARK me, they have all gone off the HOOK.
By the way, I need a suggestion.
My girl told me I am OUT OF THIS WORLD, and i am taking her OVER the MOON, do you think our love for each other have SKYROCKETED?

Just like my girl told me I'm a STARboy cos I MOONwalk on the SUN

Nairaland is running out of entry for characters. the more we make puns abt the solar system, the sooner we run OUTTA SPACE.

My gf is so good at putting lines together to form one unit of fixed rhyme scheme... I call her my Miss UNI-VERSE.

addempsea:


space would be boring, maybe u should follow me so we can try the LOVE GAME

Does that include getting me a MOCKING BIRD?

GMan650:


Just like my girl told me I'm a STARboy cos I MOONwalk on the SUN

Dancing UP there? You must be feeling very HIGH

Eke40seven:

Dancing UP there? You must be feeling very HIGH

Higher than ISAAC and that's not a NEW THING

AdunniIwo:


I'm NOT AFRAID to party.

If you LIE ON A CHAMPAGNE lifestyle, you will wake up to realise that LIFE is not a BED OF ROZAYS.

Eke40seven:
If you LIE ON A CHAMPAGNE lifestyle, you will wake up to realise that LIFE is not a BED OF ROZAYS.

Life may not have many beds and roses,
But it may have some flock of birds straining for doses of nectar from roses
Bitter sweet sometimes like amarula, causing the birds to fly higher in drunkenness and ecstasy.

Incase anyone is interested in rhymes too.

Cheers

AdunniIwo:

Does that include getting me a MOCKING BIRD?

Yes, and i promise not to treat u like STAN.

addempsea:


Yes, and i promise not to treat u like STAN.

Hmmm...I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE.

AdunniIwo:

Hmmm...I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE.

Well, im CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET already, lemme know if u still going.

If dis thread derails,I SWEAR am gonna write my CURSES in CURSIVE

addempsea:


Well, im CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET already, lemme know if u still going.

You had better not LOSE YOURSELF on top my matter. Its not like you can't do WITHOUT ME.


#EminemSongs

AdunniIwo:


You had better not LOSE YOURSELF on top my matter. Its not like you can't do WITHOUT ME.


#EminemSongs

i have lost myself already, now is time to show u my WICKED WAYS.

If "Eminem" were to be in the HIGHEST ARMY RANK he wldnt go to war, he wld just sit in his studio and discuss "MARSHAL matters"

novakane:
If "Eminem" were to be in the HIGHEST ARMY RANK he wldnt go to war, he wld just sit in his studio and discuss "MARSHAL matters"

Exactly the way DETECTIVE Bond behaved like a DEPUTY in skyfall[color=#000099]

This thread is sow knit

U guys are so good una dey BUST my head

What do u call a nose without a body? Well its seems " No body nose"

novakane:
What do u call a nose without a body? Well its seems " No body nose"

Hmm...I had no EYE DEER
#idea#

Q: Do earthworms ever see? A: No EYE DEAR

abbas99:

Hmm...I had no EYE DEER #idea#

Ok thinking out loud, we cld actually give this craft of ours some publicity or a platform outside nairaland. How about suggesting ways we cld translate all these stuffs into cash. What do y'all think?

Who's up fr some CHESS PAWNS?
#puns#

abbas99:
Who's up fr some CHESS PAWNS?
#puns#

How unusual in CHESS town the QUEEN moves as she likes but the KING has limited move.

Well if have seen the scene of the sin of sean.. *winks *

spikedawson:

How unusual in CHESS town the QUEEN moves as she likes but the KING has limited move.

I Guess d KING has one RIGHT MOVE LEFT UP his sleeve

abbas99:

I Guess d KING has one RIGHT MOVE LEFT UP his sleeve

KNIGHTs should be beside their KING but instead they stay beside the CASTLEs

spikedawson:


KNIGHTs should be beside their KING but instead they stay beside the CASTLEs

D KNIGHTS are cROOKed!!!!!

spikedawson:


KNIGHTs should be beside their KING but instead they stay beside the CASTLEs

D KNIGHTS ar cROOKed

abbas99:


D KNIGHTS ar cROOKed

But still no matter how cROOKed they are at least they are still better than the BOARD movers "PAWNS"