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PiccoloBrunelli:
8/10. If you had said "This thread is SEW knit" then I'll have given you 10/10. If you don't get this, you should be PUNished.

the creative juices weren't flowing then But I guess it's my PERIOD now

When silentó tried to caution his rebellious horse, he said "watch me whip" & the horse replied , "watch me Neigh-Neigh"

E too cost.. Make i carry 3 for N100... She paused and looked at me from ma head TO MA TOES

novakane:
E too cost.. Make i carry 3 for N100... She paused and looked at me from ma head TO MA TOES

Sir, you're a natural.




#Respect

Oshe gan!

AdunniIwo:
Sir, you're a natural.



#Respect

Time 2 spice up d thread wit som PUN TRIVIAS

Who is d patron saint of poverty?

abbas99:
Time 2 spice up d thread wit som PUN TRIVIAS

Who is d patron saint of poverty?

St Nickeless? Lol.

Trivia:

Who is the god of keyboards?

PiccoloBrunelli:
St Nickeless? Lol.

Correct sir,and wat did e do 4 a living while alive?

PiccoloBrunelli:
Trivia:

Who is the god of keyboards?

Umm...QWERTYUS from d GEEK MYTHOLOGY

abbas99:
Umm...QWERTYUS from d GEEK MYTHOLOGY

Good job son.

abbas99:
Correct sir,and wat did e do 4 a living while alive?

Abeg enlighten ur boy

PiccoloBrunelli:
Abeg enlighten ur boy

#u r d boss#

Seems e KNEAD DOUGH in a BAKERY

abbas99:
#u r d boss#

Seems e KNEAD DOUGH in a BAKERY

Lol. If he's that BROKE, the GLASS industry would fit him better.

novakane:
When silentó tried to caution his rebellious horse, he said "watch me whip" & the horse replied , "watch me Neigh-Neigh"

Sir!!!

If you throw your OLD PICTURES at me, I'll THROW BACK.

PiccoloBrunelli:
Lol. If he's that BROKE, the GLASS industry would fit him better.

D GLASS industry wud b a PANE in d ass

abbas99:
D GLASS industry wud b a PANE in d ass

Did I leave the WINDOW to my mind open? Coz this REFLECTION of yours perfectly MIRRORS my thoughts.

Cant get a job, My head aches, my wallet is hollow and so is the sheet of glass on my window.... no one "FILLS MY PANE"

I wonder if DELTA state is as commercialized AS ABA

They say kids from the middle-belt are unproductive JOS because they PLATEAU much

My current girlfriend is the CAR LENDER's daughter. That's not why I am DATING her, though.

*in Yoruba*
wan bere lowo mi PE shey Mo RI HANNAH, moni kiwan BE YONCE lere or ko NI KI MINAJ bawon wa

I kill MOSQUITOES but I am NO FRIENDS with pia pia. OTA pia pia ni mi.

If the BULL is from the EAST, can I call it ISTANBUL?

knives and spoons only, I don't give a fork!

"They slipped behind the BARN and quickly removed each other's HARNESS. With nothing to REIN them in, it was going to be a night of UNBRIDLED passion. This time, he wasn't taking NEIGH for an answer."

An excerpt from "50 Shades of HAY".

When the lagos state governor was asked to introduce himself, he started by saying; Goodday lagosians, am bode akinwunmi.

This LAWMA worker seems interested in me, she says she wants to "wraps her hands around my Waste"

a while ago i was perfectly dry buh now im in a WELTER of raindrops....this "MAY weather" is so unpredictable

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

PiccoloBrunelli:
"They slipped behind the BARN and quickly removed each other's HARNESS. With nothing to REIN them in, it was going to be a night of UNBRIDLED passion. This time, he wasn't taking NEIGH for an answer."

An excerpt from "50 Shades of HAY".

Dis pun just RAZED d BARn

#impressed by d pun#