₦airaland Forum

Jolllyjoy:
This guy script go sell

blood of God!! That your Dp needs to receive Jesus

vizkiz:
seems you have never experienced such stuff before. Welcome to the real world

Monalisa185:
hehehehe.lemme reserve my comment...

lmao... Speak your highness

vizkiz:
blood of God!! That your Dp needs to receive Jesus

Monalisa185:
hehehehe... you believed dah story?
I doubt jor...

I don't even know what to say

tosyne2much:
I don't even know what to say

vizkiz:
lmao... Speak your highness

Monalisa185:
your majesty, pass me that megaphone jare.

ehn ehn, so you were saying

vizkiz:
what the hell?
that piece of junk aiint no love to me

So back to the serious topic, when we gonna see? Maybe we can spend the Christmas together

vizkiz:
if I woze you ehn

Genea:
dis is wah u mean by change kwa??

vizkiz:
it's not easy to change now. Not like there is a button I can just press to activate it

SINNZ:
I meet nairalanders everyday. Even my boss is a popular nairalander! When I found out his moniker, I was like ; WTF! , see this old man oo

vizkiz:
[b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo" (that was when I had one though )


I guess that's a story for another thread...

I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious.

I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head*

I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse


We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules.


After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already

I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ?


On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom


My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?



Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me



Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey


I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass

Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]

vizkiz:
[b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo" (that was when I had one though )


I guess that's a story for another thread...

I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious.

I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head*

I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse


We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules.


After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already

I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ?


On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom


My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?



Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me



Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey


I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass

Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]

Mediapace:
Vizkiz you don know the person ?

vizkiz:
baba I never know the babe oh, I don dey fear sef... Make e no go be ghost

Mediapace:
That's painful,which town/city did it happened?

vizkiz:
was coming from ekiti state to lagos

Mediapace:
Ahh It must be omotayor123 ishilove Yuneehk or olivaarims

bro I don't think so oh... Those babes you mention are well known. Especially that Oliviaarimes. She is my crush

vizkiz:
was coming from ekiti state to lagos

juhan:
okay ive seen it. You're still looking for her?

still searching for her? Nah... I don't care anymore

Will still like to know her? Yeah I think

vizkiz:
bro I don't think so oh... Those babes you mention are well known. Especially that Oliviaarimes. She is my crush

Mediapace:
Ahh It must be omotayor123 ishilove Yuneehk or olivaarims

Yuneehk:
Uhmmm I've travelled from ado to Lagos but it wasn't in 2015. Definitely not me sir

vizkiz:
still searching for her? Nah... I don't care anymore

Will still like to know her? Yeah I think

juhan:
okay but dont forget to tell me when you see her again

juhan:
okay but dont forget to tell me when you see her again

Mediapace:
Will you stop this nonsense already Stop playing with Vizkiz's heart it is you jor. Mtcchew

no, it's not juhan