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How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 12:37pm On May 28, 2016 |
Back in the days when I use to rule this section, when I still had my A-game on and I could yansh all the hot nairaland babes when I want to - ask Rokiatu, Ireneony, pussysandy, Twaci, lala247 and Co to narrate their experience. Until one fateful Saturday night when EFCC came to whisk me away, I spent 8 months in jail and since then, I haven't been able to catch any new babe on this forum and I've been relegated to just checking Dps. Two weeks ago, I was writing down the list of new babes I would be sending PM to when this beauty (Ivyy) crossed my path. I can not say how it happened but hot akamu just started escaping furiously from my bandooky. ![]() See the way she opened her legs sef like she person wey don dey collect tey-tey. Since then, any time I feel Hot, I just grab a vaseline and come on Nairaland o. I have been trying to stop it but the urge is just crazy, it can't go away. Nairalanders what can I do to stop this? ![]() www.nairaland.com/ivyy [img]https://www.nairaland.com/avatars/c5r9d8vkxtbovc1cfu932mcwjp96qj7q1158088[/img] |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by finalboss1(m): 12:41pm On May 28, 2016 |
Lols, cow |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:41pm On May 28, 2016 |
StubbornGoat:[email] You can hang yourself. I'll provide the rope, and help kick the chair. [/email] 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by DRISKLEF(m): 12:43pm On May 28, 2016 |
LOL. So your point is? ![]() As long as you vote Mimzy while you're at it, kilo komi? 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:43pm On May 28, 2016 |
@OP why do you embarass the male race this way? 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Cutehector(m): 12:43pm On May 28, 2016 |
![]() Dats not how to sit like a lady ![]() 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by FrankValency(m): 12:46pm On May 28, 2016 |
this stubborn goat I wish I could know who u are......the way u obsessed ur self with ivyy mehn, ur akamu go finish in one week. Btw, op ,it seems u didn't notice her mouth ![]() |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by ivyy(f): 12:47pm On May 28, 2016 |
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Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 12:48pm On May 28, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII: Bros what I need now is solution not insult. Thanks. ![]() |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 12:49pm On May 28, 2016 |
Tobiee: E be like say you craze ba? Morafucker! ! ![]() |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:50pm On May 28, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII: Lwkm. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 12:51pm On May 28, 2016 |
Cutehector: Bros I don tire. Any time wey I go check her Dp, I go just dey drip like over-filled tank. Kilode! ![]() |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by kleppur: 12:51pm On May 28, 2016 |
Oh ivyy!! Each sentence you spew sends a sensation to my groin,it is like you talking to the tiny muscles that holds my banana and ballz together. Even when i no see the words,just the ivyy alone dey tell my bluckus say show don start. Hahahaha ![]() ![]() 12 Likes |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:52pm On May 28, 2016 |
Dude somewhere be making that puna be blowing like a whistle You're here wasting your unborn children and resources ![]() Mtchew! 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:53pm On May 28, 2016 |
StubbornGoat:[email] Lol, e pain am. [/email] |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:53pm On May 28, 2016 |
StubbornGoat:well you need a real sex, get a girlfriend or rather a clean olosho girlfriend, just for the sex part. and u will 4get abt ivyy |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Cutehector(m): 12:53pm On May 28, 2016 |
StubbornGoat:u need the sanctification and baptism of the Holy Spirit brotherly.. ![]() |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:56pm On May 28, 2016 |
vargasvictory:GBAM 1 Like |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:58pm On May 28, 2016 |
Sugarhugs:nice dp |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 12:58pm On May 28, 2016 |
Sugarhugs:nice dp 1 Like |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 12:58pm On May 28, 2016 |
Tobiee: Gerrarah here mehn if you can't find any solution to my plight or go and hawk petrol. Ode! ![]() |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by FrankValency(m): 1:01pm On May 28, 2016 |
DRISKLEF:who's mimzy plz ![]() |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 1:02pm On May 28, 2016 |
StubbornGoat:[email] Oloshi, I advised you already. Oponu ode omo. Were. [/email] |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Kondomatik: 1:04pm On May 28, 2016 |
@Ivvy. Make I kill him? |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by UyiIredia(m): 1:04pm On May 28, 2016 |
Why do some people lack that thing called sense? Why God, Why? |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 1:04pm On May 28, 2016 |
SAINTSAMURAII: Yes Bros, thank you for that wonderful piece of advice. What i need is real sex, this Konji wey dey hold me too strong, my dick don begin dey bend sef. Do you have Ivyy's number, I need to have real sex with her. I don send the babe like ten pms, she no gree reply anyone. I don tire sef. ![]() |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by johnjon: 1:05pm On May 28, 2016 |
I did say I'm a make it a hot summer! And it don't get too warm here in Siberia. Right now im burning up, im melting Glaciers & Hekla aint hotter. Cause I'm bringing heat. We bringing the heat Just the beginning! And we've only just began. |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 1:06pm On May 28, 2016 |
UyiIredia: You wey you get sense, who your sense don epp? ![]() You be Edo guy ba? E be say I sabi you before for CU. ![]() |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by FrankValency(m): 1:09pm On May 28, 2016 |
kleppur:shit, what da hell is wrong with you and stubborn goat, that babe is untapped current wey one bobo dey reserve o. I don't think u guys know her atal, u can waste a whole container loads of Vaseline for I care.......make una leave this babe joor, she's my queen in the making, hope u guys vote her o, no be to just dey admire her pishure, nonsense stubborngoat and kleppur |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 1:09pm On May 28, 2016 |
Cutehector: Hell yeah, hell yeah Hell yeah. fucking right fucking right alright. ![]() |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 1:11pm On May 28, 2016 |
Tobiee: E be like say you don smoke gbana over-belleful ba? Ediot! ![]() |
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by kleppur: 1:11pm On May 28, 2016 |
FrankValency: you won't understand. meanwhile stubborngoat is murrafucker! |
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