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kratosonofzeus:
giv me ur address

kratosonofzeus:
no

kratosonofzeus:
he won't be able to tell anyone that ?

Enypie:
That he saw my ripe fruits.

makydebbie:
my darling...i want you to vote for someone ok?..i will send you a pm..pls i want you to vote mimzy for miss nl...i want you to be mimzyfied!..join the winning team!

kratosonofzeus:
right away.... this is d no _08168964931

makydebbie:
my darling...i want you to vote for someone ok?..i will send you a pm..pls i want you to vote mimzy for miss nl...i want you to be mimzyfied!..join the winning team!

rainerboy1010:
isorite
can I join too

makydebbie:
oh baby you are so welcome...welcome to team mimzy...slyisaac lets welcome this brother!

makydebbie:
ok noted!...thanks for joining the wining team!..thanks so much...slyisaac we have a new member!!!!!

Strawman:
Ehm.. I thought one guy named tosyne2much made a thread like this once

rainerboy1010:
Yes bae

show me how to vote

am long as you re in the team

rainerboy1010:
Yes bae

show me how to vote

am long as you re in the team

makydebbie:
lol...i havnt experience dat..juhan come ooo...shey e don happen to you before?

kratosonofzeus:
let me have ur address........

juhan:
mr man wetin you wan use my sister's address do?

juhan:
my sister e never happen to me before o

ivyy:
how na

kratosonofzeus:
On several occasions, I have accidentally
bumped
into ladies rooms when they were dressing up
and
below are the hilarious ways they act when you
see
them unclad.
Note: Don't think it was a deliberate act, it was
just
accidental
*Clears throat*
10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys
Accidentally See Them Unclad

1. They Scream loudly
This is very common with every lady. When you
enter
her room without knocking and see her unclad
she
will scream so loud as if you point gun at her

2. They start Avoiding you
This is also very common with every lady. Some
of
them do shakara pass Agbani Darego that you
will
begin to wonder if there's a man on earth that is
worthy of seeing their unclothedness. The
moment
you see these ones unclad they feel
embarrassed and
start avoiding you afterwards.

3. They quickly grab on to anything to cover
themselves
I went to a lady's hostel last week and I bumped
into
her room without knocking. She quickly looked
for an
object to grab just to cover herself up but
unfortunately for her there was none.. Na so dis
babe
grab newspaper take cover body.. Smh

4. They start raining Curses on you
Some ladies will start raining curses on you with
sango, ogun and the likes that you will begin to
wonder if there's anything special in their bodies
which you haven't seen before.
5. They make Ra.pe allegation against you
I have once experienced this sometime last
year.
When I bumped into her room and accidentally
saw
her dressing up, she quickly headed towards the
door and locked it with keys after which she
started
calling neighbours to come to her rescue from
****

6. They resort to bang you
This is not an exaggeration at all. It once
happened to
a friend.. As funny as it sounds some of them
will
quickly lock the door with keys and tell you to
kuku
do it, after all, you have seen what they have
been
hiding from you.

7. They start Interrogating you
Some of them will start throwing relevant and
irrelevant questions in the process. They start
asking
expected questions such as, "can't you knock?,
don't
you know I'm unclad before entering my
room?", "
now that you have seen me unclad, you are
happy
now shey? B4 nko why I no go happy?

8. They Run like Usain Bolt
I remember vividly when one babe in my villa
was
coming from the bathroom when her towel
unexpectedly untied from her body when all
guys
were chilling outside their rooms, omo !! You
need to
see the girl grab race enter inside her room. I
swear
Usain Bolt gan no fast pass her

9. They quickly switch off the light
Let's assume it happened at night, some of them
will
quickly dash to switch off the light and tell you
to
vacate the room

10. They start Wailing
Some of them will become PDP tyrants
immediately.
They will start telling you how you have no
regard for
a lady and that you were supposed to close your
eyes
instead of staring at their unclothedness.

I drop my pen at this point
Thanks for reading
Feel free to add yours

scentmarlc:
Copy and paste. Plagiarism at its peak.

Cc: tosyne2much wristbangle smellymouth

Smellymouth:
Makydebbie ::::


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Smellymouth:
Makydebbie ::::


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makydebbie:
lol...why?

You are doing a great job for teammimzy

Standing ovation for you

kratosonofzeus:
that's beyounce in d middle facing the cam straight

Yes boss .

Welcome to teammimzy ..


Much love, NoHomo

Smellymouth:
Yes boss .

Welcome to teammimzy ..


Much love, NoHomo


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Smellymouth:
You are doing a great job for teammimzy

Standing ovation for you


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kratosonofzeus:
Man what's d penalty for this kin offence now @tosyne.2much nov ves my nigga...but u look handsome sha...hop say u no. Dy bang my bae.. ?

Haba !!! Baba, u wan dey whine me dis evening