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1. The Razz Girlfriend

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/8M7V0618.jpg

> Will embarass you in public
> You can’t take her out
> Her boyfriend is probably named Sege

2. The Lowkey Most Wanted Girlfriend

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> Nobody knows who she is dating
> But everybody still wants her
> She has different boyfriends she doesn’t even know about

3. The Fortunate Girlfriend

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Tiwa_Savages_studio_portrait.jpg

> Everybody likes her and pities her
> Can give you 40% of her salary if she loves you
> Once you break up with her good things start happening to her

http://www.kikiotolu.com/2016/06/the-different-kinds-of-nigerian.html

Hmmm

4. The Role Model Girlfriend

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Omotola-Jalade-Ekeinde-Nollywood-Star-Actress1.jpg

> Is dating a rich guy
> Has the best and perfect relationship
> She is your boyfriend’s WCW

5. The Talkative Girlfriend

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/3-Seyi-Shay-OnoBello-818.jpg

> Wants to talk all the time
> Is always making grammar mistakes
> Can still steal your boyfriend

6. The “our wife” Girlfriend

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> Is very pretty and liked by everyone
> Will cook for her boyfriend and his friends
> Cries a lot when she is maltreated

7. The Patient Girlfriend

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> Treats her boyfriend right all the time
> Will forgive you if you cheat
> Only if you sing “African Queen” three times

8. The Greedy Girlfriend

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Yemi-Alade.jpg

> Cannot keep her eyes somewhere
> Always looking for some special type of boyfriend called Johnny
> She will use all your money for funny hairstyles

9. The Family’s Favorite Girlfriend

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Asa.jpg

> Is the best girlfriend
> Her boyfriend’s mother and her are best friends
> Her boyfriend likes to call her “my wife”

10. The Gist Bank Girlfriend

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/linda-ikeji_london.jpg

> Has every human beings gist
> Will tell you who your boyfriend is cheating on you with
> Will show you her expensive bag when you ask “where is your boyfriend?”

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11. The Relationship Advisor Girlfriend

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> Will tell you what to do to have the best relationship
> Always has relationship problems
> Can dress well and steal your man at your own wedding

12. The Secret Girlfriend

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/bhun.png

> Will dress better than the host at any party
> Can help you date your boyfriend
> Knows how to run a catering business

13. The Angry Girlfriend

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> She probably pressured her boyfriend into a relationship
> Can beat you up and cause trouble if you don’t propose quickly
> Will break up with you and block you on instagram if you smile to another girl

14. The Sure Girlfriend

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/toolz-3.jpg

> Comes from a rich family
> Spoils her boyfriend whenever she can
> Your boyfriend is probably in her inbox

http://www.kikiotolu.com/2016/06/the-different-kinds-of-nigerian.html

wow..

wow..
which kind girl uncle lalasticlala dey like sef??

Good compilation in terms of 'texts' OP but I disagree with most of the accompanying pictures. No nexus between some of the pictures and your assertions.

> Is the best girlfriend
> Her boyfriend’s mother and her are best friends
> Her boyfriend likes to call her “my wife
Me like asa kind of,except say she no geh boob

Nice try

Was making sense initially but became incongruent and directionless .Try harder next time

I no fit laugh oh!

What if I'm a mixture of this and that?

Wich kine life naw. Wetin be dis

make we encourage op you try ....may u last like akube shoe

I've heard abt you..... I was told u like guys with big rods.....well I've a 10inch curved rod... Be nice and its yours

ireneony:
Hmmm

See joblessness say. So pesin get time to dey categorize girlfriends.

Na bukola Elemide own better pass ! I love Asa

People, who are the girls in 5 & 12?

TRASH

Der is nofin so confusing as to wen an Average Nigerian girl is datin a Nigga who is extremely BROKE buh Extremely good in BED

Pheals:
Na bukola Elemide own better pass ! I love Asa

Asa rocks

why i no see my girlriend fro dia na, OP

Julietcutie:

lol abeg which number go fit u make I take style d knw where I belong

I'm proudly number 2 & 4

Lautechgossip:
7. The Patient Girlfriend

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/IbakaTV-Annie-Macaulay-Idibia-6c3f4.png

> Treats her boyfriend right all the time
> Will forgive you if you cheat
> Only if you sing “African Queen” three times

8. The Greedy Girlfriend

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Yemi-Alade.jpg

> Cannot keep her eyes somewhere
> Always looking for some special type of boyfriend called Johnny
> She will use all your money for funny hairstyles

9. The Family’s Favorite Girlfriend

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Asa.jpg

> Is the best girlfriend
> Her boyfriend’s mother and her are best friends
> Her boyfriend likes to call her “my wife”

10. The Gist Bank Girlfriend

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/linda-ikeji_london.jpg

> Has every human beings gist
> Will tell you who your boyfriend is cheating on you with
> Will show you her expensive bag when you ask “where is your boyfriend?”

Nigerians are getting dummer and dummer as the years go by. What the phuck is this? Smh.

I like razz / patient girl

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