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Toasting Deeper Life Babes have been made simple! Follow the steps below and win that kitty-kat!


Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."

deeper life babes don wise up now o

:Dvery correct.
But i must say that the world today has totally changed in all its ramification, and these changes are drastically affecting the church.

Every girl has known much now, so quoting and quoting is a waste of time and breathe.

Just tell her your mind and she will understand you.

U no know say every girl wan marry sharply.

Deeperlife of year 2000 series... They ain't deep again now oh....

cruzita:
deeper life babes don wise up now o

Like seriously
You must be talking from experience.

harrison12:
:Dvery correct.
But i must say that the world today has totally changed in all its ramification, and these changes are drastically affecting the church.

Every girl has known much now, so quoting and quoting is a waste of time and breathe.

Just tell her your mind and she will understand you.

U no know say every girl wan marry sharply.

This post is meant for those serious deeper life ladies. They don't get convinced until you tell them, the Holy Spirit sent you or you start quoting scriptures. There are still many of them out there. Quote the scriptures, and their heart is yours.

Lol Awkward duo, dis days Whores re d people dat attends church d most

LovePeddler be in church with a pussy full of sin

Mbaebieb2r:
Lol Awkward duo, dis days Whores re d people dat attends church d most

[color=#52D017]°You are so right.
Them wh0res sit there in their church suits searching out more women to bleep.
...no shame [/color]

@ donjayz321 Lovely write-up. Short and creative. But we know say for real life that tactic no fit work o.

Bunch of hypocrites and church go-ers.
When i wanna deal with them on bed i do it like a possessed man.

UyiIredia:
@ donjayz321 Lovely write-up. Short and creative. But we know say for real life that tactic no fit work o.

UyiIredia:
@ donjayz321 Lovely write-up. Short and creative. But we know say for real life that tactic no fit work o.

UyiIredia:
@ donjayz321 Lovely write-up. Short and creative. But we know say for real life that tactic no fit work o.

Lol!!! It was just my 2 cent for those troubled souls who find it hard to approach SU ladies

donjayz321:
This post is meant for those serious deeper life ladies. They don't get convinced until you tell them, the Holy Spirit sent you or you start quoting scriptures. There are still many of them out there. Quote the scriptures, and their heart is yours.

yes, it's true

Wat if she didn't ask all ds questions n asked u a different one like " hope u re not coming for sex" wat bible verse will u use 2 defend this.

arre u one of them..

cruzita:
deeper life babes don wise up now o