Hello friends,I am John by name a corper serving currently in so...... Don't be surprised with my topic I mean it I don't know how to toast a girl and is not my fault is the fault of my parents who Always want me to be serious in my school to make first class but is now time I need a girl in my life but I don't know how to talk to her please help me. How will I start a conversation with a girl we never talk before

Watch Indian movies...

Read Novels (Romance)...

Listen to love songs (Both naija and foreign)

And most especially Watch Telemundo.



Problem solved.

Toast?
Try this

Bruh their are 5 ways to toast black nigeria girls and 2 ways to toast the yellow one

lets toast the yellow one

Yellow girl are normally the most toasted girl on nigerian street they get atleast 1 toast in 2 week, according to survey the number of fake yellow girls is on the raise due to the attention they get from fine boys like me

Technique 1
1. Work up to her ( she will first do somehow)
2. Maintain eye contact ( she will be surprise )
3. Dont laugh then say ''Roses are Red but you are Yellow wow ( she will laugh, i use this line everytime fire line)
4. ask her about her mum ( survey shows that yellow girl are mommy girl )
5. then tell her i am busy so i have to rush give me your number ( dont remove your eye contact)

Technique 2

if shes person close to you and you want to take picture, touch her bellu button and slide your hand styly to her adomen

... Coming Through

Let's say laveda. Just walk up to her and say "hae darling, i love you, jekalodorawa." I.e "let's go and fvck ourselves." She would instantly follow you. Don't be shy, say it confidently.

unapapadeycraze:
Let's say laveda. Just walk up to her and say "hae darling, i love you, jekalodorawa". I.e let's go and fvck ourselves. She would instantly follow you. Don't be shy, say it confidently.

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahha Dead.

It's easy...

Just get a toaster,two slices of bread,butter,sardine,tomatoes,onions and a willing female.

Just carry cutlass and take her to 1 koro then say ..baibe, you're looking tusshy tusshy. I wanna Bleep u right now, take off ur clothes or I'll take of ur head.. Simple!

Choi hahhahahaahhahahahhahhahhahaha I don die ooo

EmperorLee:



Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahha Dead.

Don't laugh now tell me how you guys have been doing it. I want to feel among

lmao

he is not joking o, majority of bookworms no sabi razzle bae, I fit toast sha, buh after d bae agrees what will I say next dat will be the most boring 5mins of my life. but man when u go to her with confident, the spirit will lead u on the rest, I was a shy guy but now I can easily walk up to girl and tell her things, make fun and never felt shy, I don't toast sha, buh I can sarcastically joke wit it. I can teh a bae I'm crushing on her too and knows her opinion and I found out that I have 5babes crushing on me, buh me deh crush on just one of them, but I won't toast....

just go to her with confidence, just tell urself ur are irresistible, and start with it, the rest part will just come smoothly. just look at her like ur fellow man, -eeew- gross** but u know wat I mean na.

naniawini can testifu

Ok you know when you see that girl you like, summon some courage and chat her up. You chatting should go like this:

You : hello babe

Babe : hi

You : You are looking gorgeous.

Babe : Thank you (but u know some naija girls sha, dey go like to feel for you. So u should be expecting sum cold reply also)

You : my name is Paramount and I just wanted to compliment your gorgeousness, couldn't just keep it to myself.


She might tell you thank u or simply shun you. If you get a thank you, then your work has been made easy. Don't start with the can I have your number shit, or compliment her beauty further. That's when u ask her of her name. Trust me when she tells u her name, she has invited you to converse with her and any other conversation will be easy with her, so long as she told u her name.


I wanna tell you more buh mehn typing long epistles no be my tin

Suzan404 my nairaland iyawo I bin dey eye dey do shakara for me

Testify 2 wat

Keketu:
naniawini can testifu

naniawini:
Testify 2 wat

to the day i toast you with that technique i wrote in up

EmperorLee:
Watch Indian movies...

Read Novels (Romance)...

Listen to love songs (Both naija and foreign)

And most especially Watch Telemundo.



Problem solved.

All this things you'd mentioned are waste of time

Lol, Bro, This Is Actually Hilarious, Kikikiki, I Aint An Expert Either, I Am Just Lucky To Have Em Tripping, Making It Easy For Me, Sorry, I Cant Help.

unapapadeycraze:
Let's say laveda. Just walk up to her and say "hae darling, i love you, jekalodorawa." I.e "let's go and fvck ourselves." She would instantly follow you. Don't be shy, say it confidently.

End of discussion. Baba chop knuckle.

Keketu:
to the day i toast you with that technique i wrote in up

lol u nor serious

JOHN.... Ya name? No wonder

colik:
It's easy...

Just get a toaster,two slices of bread,butter,sardine,tomatoes,onions and a willing female.

Got me cracked up

ilegend someone needs your help

.

@OP how much you go pay

You'll become expert in no time.. Forget all these 'loudmouths' you see on here, empty barrels make d loudest noise

The floor is open

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What I find baffling in all your tales is that you actually think it was all but your parents fault. are you for real?

Lol op ur case is jst like the pic below.Anyhow u do it,avoid the friend-zone itz dark and scary(neva been there b4 tho).My advice;Pray to God abt it.

Keketu:
Bruh their are 5 ways to toast black nigeria girls and 2 ways to toast the yellow one

lets toast the yellow one

Yellow girl are normally the most toasted girl on nigerian street they get atleast 1 toast in 2 week, according to survey the number of fake yellow girls is on the raise due to the attention they get from fine boys like me

Technique 1
1. Work up to her ( she will first do somehow)
2. Maintain eye contact ( she will be surprise )
3. Dont laugh then say ''Roses are Red but you are Yellow wow ( she will laugh, i use this line everytime fire line)
4. ask her about her mum ( survey shows that yellow girl are mommy girl )
5. then tell her i am busy so i have to rush give me your number ( dont remove your eye contact)

Technique 2

if shes person close to you and you want to take picture, touch her bellu button and slide your hand styly to her adomen

hmm