₦airaland Forum

Kondomatic:
I, on behalf of other Nigeria men distance ourselves from this op.

christopheru:
1. Thank him everyday for
‘saving’ you from the clutches of
spinsterhood.
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You know marriage is EVERY woman’s goal.

You could always stay in the spinsterhood na

[/b]2. Marry as a virgin, but be a freak
in the sheets on your wedding
night.
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Just instinctively know how to do everything in the bedroom.[b]
That's what porn is for dum dum


3.Remember to never ask questions, challenge him or disagree.
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He is always right. Just leave it.
[b]
Read 48 laws of power. 40 of them seeds to shutting the Bleep up

[/b]4.Lose that pregnancy weight right there on the delivery table.
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Back to a size 8 immediately.
[b]
Smoothies and salads and reduce fried foods

[/b]5.Never fall sick, complain or get tired.
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Basically be superwoman.
[b]
Use mosquito net and stop stressing unnecessarily

[/b]6. Have a washing machine, but still lovingly handwash his underwear.
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That’s true love right there.
[b]
Na you go de give smelly head na

[/b]7.Always wake up before him so you can do “one or two things” around the house.
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As a woman why should ur guy wake up before you? When its not like ur ill or pregnant? U should be doing 1 or 2 things b4 he wakes up!!!!
[b]
That's your job.
Or do you do his job for him

[/b]8.Get a well-paying job but make sure you never earn more than him.

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If they offer you a pay raise, turn it down.
[b]
That's your job
How you do it is your business.

[/b]9.Make sure that job doesn’t stop you from taking the kids to school, picking them, and helping with their homework.
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So, basically a 10 – 2 job. Don’t ask questions just find it.

So you see earning more than him is hard.

[/b]10.Never cheat on your husband, but forgive him if he ever ‘accidentally’ cheats on you.
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You know men will be men.
[b]
Why did you marry a cheater

[/b]11. 11.Also remember to apologize when he cheats, because it was most likely your fault.
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If you were being the perfect wife he wouldn’t have fallen inside another woman. Oya say sorry.
[b]
See above

[/b]12. Figure out how to always have a hot meal waiting on the table before you get home.
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Just figure it out. Or what else do you want me to say? [b]
Freeze and warm


13.Throw away that microwave, the food must always be freshly made.
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What are you warming?
See above


14. Remember to always praise your husband whenever he does anything around the house.
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Remember it’s your work, he is just helping.

That's your job

[/b]15. Look like a supermodel while doing house chores.
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Don’t ever tie a wrapper in front of him. Do everything in heels. Lol
[b]
All you need is a T-shirt and panties

[/b]16. But never be indecently dressed in public or else
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You know the drill.
[b]
Read lq instead of gq

[/b]Obey these rules and your man will be yours forever.
you can add your own rule..