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Re: by rosy4u(f): 5:11pm On Jun 14, 2016
This wouldn't work on some ladies. .


Like me undecided
Re: by oluwolemidas: 5:32pm On Jun 14, 2016
Ama ama ama feeling the Nigga
Re: by sheddo619(m): 6:50pm On Jun 14, 2016
Smellymouth:


Lol, even if sinaj dey kafanchan,Kuru.. I go still trust her cheesy grin
baba hw u take sabi kaf na
Re: by Donkaz(m): 6:52pm On Jun 14, 2016
rosy4u:
This wouldn't work on some ladies. .

Like me undecided
what will work on you
Re: by Smellymouth: 6:59pm On Jun 14, 2016
sheddo619:
baba hw u take sabi kaf na

I was born in Kaduna bro smiley
Re: by CrudeGold: 7:05pm On Jun 14, 2016
NiGeRianTr0ll:
Crudegold here's the salty bitch_ aka dare2differ or Doveda_

What?!
Re: by NiGeRianTr0ll(m): 7:07pm On Jun 14, 2016
CrudeGold:


What?!

If you doubt I will take a screen shot of my ban for flaunting her picture
Re: by Nobody: 7:16pm On Jun 14, 2016

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Re: by tolaxin(m): 7:17pm On Jun 14, 2016
demzylahot:

if she is into you,she can't slap ya
what if she isn't into you and you try to play smart, you go hear am oo
Re: by iampeTer(m): 7:18pm On Jun 14, 2016
receive it
Re: by tolaxin(m): 7:20pm On Jun 14, 2016
iLegend:


With what you wrote I can deduce your level. Please don't try what I wrote. I know it'll be of use to some guys, not all guys. The only problem is, they won't come and glorify how it worked for them. I kiss whoever I want as long as they're hygienic and I can never get slapped. Slapping is for kids; not for men. I lead, they follow.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep safe.
You are still talking gibberish bro. I have been following most of your threads and I can say most of them are from your faraway imagination. Well, I don't expect you to admit that.
Re: by Nobody: 7:21pm On Jun 14, 2016

Re: by CrudeGold: 7:21pm On Jun 14, 2016
NiGeRianTr0ll:


If you doubt I will take a screen shot of my ban for flaunting her picture

I believe you. No wonder she's always defending ugly people.

If she sits beside me on a train, I'd very uncomfortable. From her fanatical posts, she wouldn't think twice before detonating a bomb.
Re: by demzylahot(m): 7:23pm On Jun 14, 2016
tolaxin:
what if she isn't into you and you try to play smart, you go hear am oo
yes grin
Re: by sheddo619(m): 7:52pm On Jun 14, 2016
Smellymouth:


I was born in Kaduna bro smiley
oyana, am also from KD sha, bajju to b precise, kaf is my home town
Re: by Smellymouth: 8:05pm On Jun 14, 2016
sheddo619:
oyana, am also from KD sha, bajju to b precise, kaf is my home town


Wow...Ka kura lafiya? grin cool

Am from kagi in Birni-Gwari L.G.A.
cool
Re: by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jun 14, 2016
This guy go establish one College of education very soon angry. This is so annoying when you have to study hard just to kiss a girl.I mean there are tons of other easier ways. There is this girl once she senses my cologne she's gone bruh, she is all mine for that night, and another girl, once i put my hands on her waist and she put hers on my shoulders then I'll just give her that wide eye gaze, she's also gone bruh, another one likes to visit because she likes my name grin
NB: No matter how good you are you can't be loved by everyone. But you don't have to study hard like it is medical board exam before you kiss a Lady.

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Re: by Nobody: 9:19pm On Jun 14, 2016

Re: by yorex2011: 9:29pm On Jun 14, 2016
The psychology of things
Re: by Nobody: 9:47pm On Jun 14, 2016

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Re: by sheddo619(m): 9:49pm On Jun 14, 2016
Smellymouth:



Wow...Ka kura lafiya? grin cool

Am from kagi in Birni-Gwari L.G.A.
cool
lafiya lau, ama yanzu kana warri ne ai?
Re: by Dfinex(f): 10:26pm On Jun 14, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
all these plans lol what if after everything her mouth is smelling lol, well anygirl that feels you will NATURALLY want to kiss you, you dont need a plan

Exactly....U don't need too much effort if the girl is into u.
Re: by tolaxin(m): 11:01pm On Jun 14, 2016
iLegend:


You're right. 'Imagination' but you've been following most of my imaginations, you'll soon wake to realities. Wow! Thanks for the compliment anyways. Enjoy.

Keep safe.
of course I never failed to notice how you litter this section with your balderdash. And I never failed to open your threads to see the new crap you have got for jobless guys like yourself. If your bank account is loaded, you wouldn't need to learn techniques to kiss a girl grin
Re: by ptasptas(m): 11:13pm On Jun 14, 2016
Ok o.
Re: by ibez007(m): 11:44pm On Jun 14, 2016
iLegend:
How to Initiate Sex/Kiss With a New Girl.

I said I won't post any technique again, but my clients on Whatsapp begged me to post this one for more nice guys to see.

This is a fail proof way of initiating sex with a new girl either in public or in your room.

This guide is not for bad boys because they already know how to do it any day and any where. For nice guys, this is how to prime a girl for sex. Don't ever be intimidated. You can be nervous or shy, but don't worry. JUST DO IT MOTHERFÚKER or you'll regret not doing it. You can never regret doing it. Do you want her to do it for you? It can never happen. Some women have self-respect and if they initiate it, it'll make them look cheap and desperate. No woman wants to be considered cheap or desperate and no man wants a cheap and desperate girl.

iLegend's KISS TEXT

Don't EVER ask CAN I KISS YOU? She'll definitely say NO, but deep down she wants you to kiss her.

1. Tell her you want to whisper a secret to her ears and she should never tell any one (she'll be very curious), then lean and whisper some inaudible gibberish to her left ears while closely facing her. Speak inaudibly in tongues while making sure you breathe subtle hot/warm airs into her ears as you speak. (To some, it'll be ticklish, but to most, it'll arouse them).

The first day a lady did this to me I almost raped her cuz her warm breath was solving some romantic mathematics in my ear. I didn't know she was using a technique on me. She did it 3 time in a roll while saying some inaudible nonsense and I kept asking her to repeat herself, because I couldn't hear her properly and she'll even make it worse this time around. It felt good. Till today she hasn't told me what secret she wanted to tell me.

Analysis of step 1.

The word secret activates her hormones to respond to whatever bodily contact you want to make.

When you alter the inaudible sounds and lean back she'll ask you to repeat yourself, then you accuse her of being a member of Buhari's family. While facing her, order her to lean towards you so you will tell her clearly, and she'll oblige, but this time, launch a fast and arrogant kiss on her and use your two hands to hold her head/face so she won't pull away. Then, stop and warn her not to try that nonsense again in her life with a serious face. Tell her you'll report to the police for molesting you. After the serious face she'll be dumbfounded and surprised, then you burst into smiles/laughter and make fun of her for being a bad kisser. (I used the word 'arrogan't instead of 'confident' for a reason and I won't tell you).


Now, it's time to change the topic and reiterate to a fun topic you guys were discussing some days ago or some minutes or hours ago.

If she tries to talk or warn you about what just happened; accuse her again. Warn her the more. Make it fun/hilarious this time around. Honestly, if she warns you or hits you it means you're a weak man — I'm serious. No woman can EVER do that to a bad boy. We all have a reputation. If your reputation is an obstacle, then you're the cause.

Start talking nonsexual topics. Take her minds aways from what just happened between the two of you.

If you're a new baddo, you can gauge her level of interest from how she responded to the forced kiss test.

This is not for everyone. I use it all the time and it works all the time. No single F9 on my side. I do it in seconds. It takes me less than 40 seconds to do the kissing.

After the kiss test I act as if I'm not interested in any thing sexual with her, but I know the kiss incident will be in her head and she'll want me to continue into the real deal, but I won't. It's time for my shakara. I'll bring in some boring topics and she'd get bored and would prefer to fúck than talk.

As I said earlier, it's not for everyone. Some imbeciles who haven't tried this will say it won't work or you'll get slapped. Please ignore them. They're men of little faith. I know you ain't one of them.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep Safe.


Modify: Sorry ladies and gentlemen, I can't access my PMs. I have never read any PM since I opened this profile. Some of you will think I've read your messages, but refused to reply; that's not the case. My email is blocked and I need to reactivate it before I can read messages. Thank you.


Whatsapp client?!


Anyway, client na client sha!.


**bro, me sef wan be client ooo.
Re: by Purpletee(f): 12:52am On Jun 15, 2016
Ofemmanu1:

ahh.. That's not so dificult, guys are so simple in nature.
Just ask him politely e.g would you like to taste my honey pot?!
No guy will turn you down except he's gay.



would you like to taste the honey pot. grin grin
grin
Re: by funkymeky: 1:26am On Jun 15, 2016
Berlyn:
Who kissing Epp undecided
Maybe me...if its your lips tho shocked undecided
Re: by Onogiede(m): 3:16am On Jun 15, 2016
Berlyn:
grin
I so like u in person nike me on my whatssap immediately
Re: by Onogiede(m): 3:18am On Jun 15, 2016
Purpletee:




would you like to taste the honey pot. grin grin
grin
if is available for me I will
Re: by Nobody: 6:43am On Jun 15, 2016

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Re: by rosy4u(f): 7:48am On Jun 15, 2016
iLegend:


That's true, are you not rosy4u? It won't work on you until you start keeping your mouth hygienic. gringrin

Lol.. Something tells me u've never kissed b4, from ur post grin

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