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Re: by Ofemmanu1: 8:56am On Jun 15, 2016
Purpletee:
would you like to taste the honey pot. grin grin
grin
Sure, i'd like it. I've got a chocolately magic stick for you. :-)
Re: by Nobody: 10:49am On Jun 15, 2016
Onogiede:
I so like u in person nike me on my whatssap immediately
thnks kiss kiss
Re: by Nobody:

Re: by rosy4u(f): 7:02pm On Jun 15, 2016
iLegend:
Hmm! The moment I saw the word kiss my dìck went up NEPA. U can't handle it, lemme keep for someone who can. grin grin
Just kiss shocked


What then happens if u hear d word f*ck huh


Na faint u go faint na tongue
Re: by bamirotola: 7:10pm On Jun 15, 2016
Purpletee:
iLegend must you always create threads to enlighten the guys...why don't you enlighten we girls too.
I think you should pm me for private tutoring... and i'm serious about this... take the bold step and thank me later.... aureviour!!
Re: by NigerDeltan(m): 7:31pm On Jun 15, 2016
Berlyn:
Who kissing Epp undecided
Is that all you av to say?
after benefiting frm the post Imensally? grin
Re: by Nobody:

Re: by Dandeson1(m):
This strategy don tey na, rit from secondary schl naim we don dey use am. I did this a lot and still do it a little nowgrin but not your style sha, i would say to dem : i want to tell you a secret come close. And when they do i just give a long peck on d cheek, and watch her reaction(this part is very important it tells alot if she's into you or not) then i change the topic. The remaining is history
Re: by rosy4u(f): 10:02pm On Jun 15, 2016
iLegend:
F*ck? What does that mean? I haven't heard of that before; please put me through.
Google it grin
Re: by Viruslord(m): 11:13pm On Jun 15, 2016
Purpletee:
would you like to taste the honey pot. grin grin
grin
Yes of course
Re: by Ejanla07: 9:07am On Jun 16, 2016
Purpletee:
would you like to taste the honey pot. grin grin
grin
i want to taste
Re: by Ejanla07: 9:08am On Jun 16, 2016
Berlyn:
Who kissing Epp undecided
it epp conji squad..
Re: by dare2differ: 2:50pm On Jun 16, 2016
American deportee cum college dropout, whats up with you?


NiGeRianTr0ll:
Crudegold here's the salty bitch_ aka dare2differ or Doveda_
Re: by seanmozilla: 1:48pm On Jul 07, 2016
iLegend:
How to Initiate Sex/Kiss With a New Girl.

I said I won't post any technique again, but my clients on Whatsapp begged me to post this one for more nice guys to see.

This is a fail proof way of initiating sex with a new girl either in public or in your room.

This guide is not for bad boys because they already know how to do it any day and any where. For nice guys, this is how to prime a girl for sex. Don't ever be intimidated. You can be nervous or shy, but don't worry. JUST DO IT MOTHERFÚKER or you'll regret not doing it. You can never regret doing it. Do you want her to do it for you? It can never happen. Some women have self-respect and if they initiate it, it'll make them look cheap and desperate. No woman wants to be considered cheap or desperate and no man wants a cheap and desperate girl.

iLegend's KISS TEXT

Hmm...I've tried sumthing like this before sha...I told the girl to turn around and look at a cockroach at her back...As she turns back towards me, I grabebd her L** niii.
She couldnt help but to burst out laughing

Don't EVER ask CAN I KISS YOU? She'll definitely say NO, but deep down she wants you to kiss her.

1. Tell her you want to whisper a secret to her ears and she should never tell any one (she'll be very curious), then lean and whisper some inaudible gibberish to her left ears while closely facing her. Speak inaudibly in tongues while making sure you breathe subtle hot/warm airs into her ears as you speak. (To some, it'll be ticklish, but to most, it'll arouse them).

The first day a lady did this to me I almost raped her cuz her warm breath was solving some romantic mathematics in my ear. I didn't know she was using a technique on me. She did it 3 time in a roll while saying some inaudible nonsense and I kept asking her to repeat herself, because I couldn't hear her properly and she'll even make it worse this time around. It felt good. Till today she hasn't told me what secret she wanted to tell me.

Analysis of step 1.

The word secret activates her hormones to respond to whatever bodily contact you want to make.

When you alter the inaudible sounds and lean back she'll ask you to repeat yourself, then you accuse her of being a member of Buhari's family. While facing her, order her to lean towards you so you will tell her clearly, and she'll oblige, but this time, launch a fast and arrogant kiss on her and use your two hands to hold her head/face so she won't pull away. Then, stop and warn her not to try that nonsense again in her life with a serious face. Tell her you'll report to the police for molesting you. After the serious face she'll be dumbfounded and surprised, then you burst into smiles/laughter and make fun of her for being a bad kisser. (I used the word 'arrogan't instead of 'confident' for a reason and I won't tell you).


Now, it's time to change the topic and reiterate to a fun topic you guys were discussing some days ago or some minutes or hours ago.

If she tries to talk or warn you about what just happened; accuse her again. Warn her the more. Make it fun/hilarious this time around. Honestly, if she warns you or hits you it means you're a weak man — I'm serious. No woman can EVER do that to a bad boy. We all have a reputation. If your reputation is an obstacle, then you're the cause.

Start talking nonsexual topics. Take her minds aways from what just happened between the two of you.

If you're a new baddo, you can gauge her level of interest from how she responded to the forced kiss test.

This is not for everyone. I use it all the time and it works all the time. No single F9 on my side. I do it in seconds. It takes me less than 40 seconds to do the kissing.

After the kiss test I act as if I'm not interested in any thing sexual with her, but I know the kiss incident will be in her head and she'll want me to continue into the real deal, but I won't. It's time for my shakara. I'll bring in some boring topics and she'd get bored and would prefer to fúck than talk.

As I said earlier, it's not for everyone. Some imbeciles who haven't tried this will say it won't work or you'll get slapped. Please ignore them. They're men of little faith. I know you ain't one of them.

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep Safe.


Modify: Sorry ladies and gentlemen, I can't access my PMs. I have never read any PM since I opened this profile. Some of you will think I've read your messages, but refused to reply; that's not the case. My email is blocked and I need to reactivate it before I can read messages. Thank you.
Re: by mkpatagiaka(m): 5:31pm On Jul 07, 2016
rosy4u:
This wouldn't work on some ladies. .

Like me undecided
Hehehehe.... ... Just wondering wat will work on u : undecided
Re: by rosy4u(f): 9:15am On Jul 08, 2016
mkpatagiaka:
Hehehehe....
... Just wondering wat will work on u : undecided
It's a secret grin
Re: by classichsy(m): 3:33pm On Jul 08, 2016
nice one ipad..sowie iLegend grin
Dont mind the girls,let them say what they want to...
You nailed it...
Re: by ADAMUdaCOWBOY: 7:45am On Jul 10, 2016
Smellymouth:

I was born in Kaduna bro smiley
Smellymouth so na Kd guy you be like me
Re: by Smellymouth: 7:54am On Jul 10, 2016
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
Smellymouth so na Kd guy you be like me
Baba, so you be KD dude?

Salute boss cool
Re: by ADAMUdaCOWBOY: 8:32am On Jul 10, 2016
Smellymouth:
Baba, so you be KD dude?

Salute boss cool
Confirm Kd dude. I hail too!
Re: by EOOJ(m): 8:59am On Jul 10, 2016
Ofemmanu1:
ahh.. That's not so dificult, guys are so simple in nature.
Just ask him politely e.g would you like to taste my honey pot?!
No guy will turn you down except he's gay.
says whohuh Abegi speak for urself
Re: by Tommfrench(m): 10:53am On Jul 10, 2016
Wonderful piece,


just scored new moves
Re: by mkpatagiaka(m): 7:00pm On Jul 10, 2016
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Re: by mkpatagiaka(m): 7:00pm On Jul 10, 2016
rosy4u:
It's a secret grin
Oya whisper to me.. No let person hear u oo
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