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They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by Nobody:
Any time i wanna take my bath , i feel am been watched huh

some thing tells me some one is staring at my prick.crycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycry ...i will cover my pxnis with my hand and look around many times to check if some one is trully there... Sometimes i even cover my ass too crycrycrycrycry




......please help,i havn't taken my bath since morning, cos i feel like someone will just drag or stranggle my pxnis....crycrycrycry
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by Starlet50(m): 3:58pm On Jun 19, 2016
Dat is the work of Ijebu weed
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by Smellymouth:
"...Cos i feel like someone will just drag or stranggle my pxnis..."

Hahahahahhaha
grin cheesy cheesy cheesy


This is the funniest thread I haff seen since I joined Nairaland

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/jorlol.gif

Many are mad, few are roaming


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/smile-fake.gif
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by Nobody: 4:03pm On Jun 19, 2016
Pleas helpcrycrycrycrycry
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by makydebbie(f): 4:04pm On Jun 19, 2016
op i am the one watching you...i and juhangrin
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by sinaj(f): 4:07pm On Jun 19, 2016
Na xo e de take start grin
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by MUVA(m): 4:14pm On Jun 19, 2016
This is defo the work of wet weed.
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by DRISKLEF(m): 4:22pm On Jun 19, 2016
OP is not high joor... He's just on some ukwani sweed.
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by Nobody: 4:25pm On Jun 19, 2016
Starlet50:
Dat is the work of Ijebu weed
and cheap ogogoro
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by slimthugchimee(m): 4:27pm On Jun 19, 2016
o.p not only you to, whenever i wan baff alot og girls go dey try peep me, am really scared..
.......











o.p is with me now doing

Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by Nobody: 4:30pm On Jun 19, 2016
Please advice me, i havn't bath or shiiiit since morning crycrycrycrycry
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by popez: 5:43pm On Jun 19, 2016
Op, look for coconut-water and drink or you soak garri,without sugar and take.You will be fine afterwards.




Next time no try smoke sambisa weed,Dem dey mix am gun powder and carbide!
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jun 19, 2016
makydebbie:
op i am the one watching you...i and juhangrin
lol e never see anything! Op na now we just start grin grin
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by makydebbie(f): 6:25pm On Jun 19, 2016
juhan:
lol e never see anything! Op na now we just start grin grin
we go see and strangle the thing taya...you don hear??grin
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by Nobody: 6:38pm On Jun 19, 2016
makydebbie:
we go see and strangle the thing taya...you don hear??grin
grin grin
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by Nobody: 6:47pm On Jun 19, 2016
juhan:
lol e never see anything! Op na now we just start grin grin
cry
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by makydebbie(f): 6:56pm On Jun 19, 2016
Juhan come ooo...e be like Jesusboiy wan enter bathroomgringrin...fast fast ooo...make we chop dat tin..
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by Nobody: 7:01pm On Jun 19, 2016
makydebbie:
Juhan come ooo...e be like Jesusboiy wan enter bathroomgringrin...fast fast ooo...make we chop dat tin..
dont know why people think my thread is funny-crycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycry
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by makydebbie(f): 7:12pm On Jun 19, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
dont know why people think my thread is funny-crycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycry
lolll...it wont be funny when we are done ok?grin
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by dauntless15(m): 7:53pm On Jun 19, 2016
makydebbie:
lolll...it wont be funny when we are done ok?grin
glorified noisemaker grin
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by Cherishing(f): 7:55pm On Jun 19, 2016
Oshogbo weed @work grin

Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by dabayomi(m): 8:26pm On Jun 19, 2016
popez:
Op, look for coconut-water and drink or you soak garri,without sugar and take.You will be fine afterwards.




Next time no try smoke sambisa weed,Dem dey mix am gun powder and carbide!
U funny pass the OP sef ... LMFAO
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by makydebbie(f): 5:42am On Jun 20, 2016
dauntless15:
glorified noisemaker grin
chaiiii i no go talk againgrin
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by dauntless15(m): 8:12am On Jun 20, 2016
makydebbie:
chaiiii i no go talk againgrin
how are you
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by makydebbie(f): 8:16am On Jun 20, 2016
dauntless15:
how are you
i'm fine you?
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by dauntless15(m): 8:20am On Jun 20, 2016
makydebbie:
i'm fine you?
good thanks read your diary i can't help but lol so hard, from now on I'll be calling u microwaved bra, hahahaha so hilarious
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by makydebbie(f): 8:32am On Jun 20, 2016
dauntless15:
good thanks read your diary i can't help but lol so hard, from now on I'll be calling u microwaved bra, hahahaha so hilarious
pls nooo...ssshhhhiii they can hear you lol..
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by dauntless15(m): 8:46am On Jun 20, 2016
makydebbie:
pls nooo...ssshhhhiii they can hear you lol..
lips zipped lol
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by makydebbie(f): 8:47am On Jun 20, 2016
dauntless15:
lips zipped lol
lol..thank you!..person go tink i don craze
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by dauntless15(m): 9:00am On Jun 20, 2016
makydebbie:
lol..thank you!..person go tink i don craze
hahahaha this girl u won't kill me
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by makydebbie(f): 9:10am On Jun 20, 2016
dauntless15:
hahahaha this girl u won't kill me
gringringringringrin
Re: They Are Watching Me (please Help me) by teejaypee: 9:24am On Jun 20, 2016
Rotfl! . Hilarious thread ever
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