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Re: . by otemanuduno: 3:46pm On Jun 25, 2016
urahara:
10 days left for Jehovah jireh to make otem impoverished smiley
Weldone our accurate time-keeper. Where is Goddys my co-debator and who will be the judge?

Jehovah Vs Eartum

Muafrika2, joagbaje, Winner01, kingebukanaija, call on your god, perhaps he is sleeping, or he has gone to the market. Maybe he is in a conference meeting or he is in the toilet. Call him, and he will come in his terror. grin

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Re: . by Nobody: 4:05pm On Jun 25, 2016
otemanuduno:

Weldone our accurate time-keeper. Where is Goddys my co-debator and who will be the judge?

Jehovah Vs Eartum

Muafrika2, joagbaje, Winner01, kingebukanaija, call on your god, perhaps he is sleeping, or he has gone to the market. Maybe he is in a conference meeting or he is in the toilet. Call him, and he will come in his terror. grin

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Otem, why am I here ?

And shouldn't you be cooking up the next chapter of your doctrine for tomorrow's service? undecided
Re: . by KingJahzmineKing(m): 6:42pm On Jun 25, 2016
urahara:
10 days left for Jehovah jireh to make otem impoverished smiley
I bet Jehova. Imself need money now cos. He don broke.....Otemanduno I neva see de card o abeg send am to my mail so Faulkin de gay no go fit copy am

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Re: . by otemanuduno: 7:20pm On Jun 25, 2016
Muafrika2:


Otem, why am I here ?

And shouldn't you be cooking up the next chapter of your doctrine for tomorrow's service? undecided

I call you perhaps you can be a referee between Jehovah and Eartum. JEHOVAH SAID I WILL LOSE ALL MY PROPERTY AND BEG FOR BREAD FROM JULY 6 UPWARD, BUT EARTUM SAID I WILL NOT LOSE ANYTHING BUT RATHER, COME HERE TO SHARE RECHARGE CARDS.

so what's your take?
Re: . by urahara(m): 7:33pm On Jun 25, 2016
KingJahzmineKing:
I bet Jehova. Imself need money now cos. He don broke.....Otemanduno I neva see de card o abeg send am to my mail so Faulkin de gay no go fit copy am

Alaye so u sef na otems disciple grin
Re: . by KingJahzmineKing(m): 8:01pm On Jun 25, 2016
urahara:


Alaye so u sef na otems disciple grin
hahahahahahaha......ogbeni just reellax and watch, cos we don dey take oval!!!
Re: . by KingJahzmineKing(m): 8:04pm On Jun 25, 2016
Brain ti take over…bibeeeli o jawo mo

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Re: . by urahara(m): 8:19pm On Jun 25, 2016
[quote author=KingJahzmineKing post=46928883]hahahahahahaha......ogbeni just reellax and watch, cos we don dey take oval!!![/quote



My friend gerrrahere grin .take Ova wetin.

Better go and iron your clothes for church 2mao wink
Re: . by Nobody: 4:12am On Jun 26, 2016
otemanuduno:


I call you perhaps you can be a referee between Jehovah and Eartum. JEHOVAH SAID I WILL LOSE ALL MY PROPERTY AND BEG FOR BREAD FROM JULY 6 UPWARD, BUT EARTUM SAID I WILL NOT LOSE ANYTHING BUT RATHER, COME HERE TO SHARE RECHARGE CARDS.

so what's your take?

You are creating the impression that those two are equals. They are not a match. Eartum is Jehovah's creature. Jehovah can make him (yes, your god too) beg for bread if He wants to, because he is the sustainer of all life, and He gives him his sustenance daily.

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Re: . by otemanuduno: 4:18am On Jun 26, 2016
Muafrika2:


You are creating the impression that those two are equals. They are not a match. Eartum is Jehovah's creature. Jehovah can make him (yes, your god too) beg for bread if He wants to, because he is the sustainer of all life, and He gives him his sustenance daily.


Can, Can, Can as usual, like an empty can of milk or like figure-head CAN. That's what the Bible is all about...
1 million promises, 0 fulfilment.
Knowledge-wise, Eartum is by far intelligent. Your god is far far foolish compared to Eartum in the matter of science. Truth be told.

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Re: . by Nobody: 4:36am On Jun 26, 2016
otemanuduno:

...Eartum is by far intelligent...

That's ↑↑ an insult to intelligence

I thought it's still night time in Nigeria. The thought of begging for bread must be making you restless grin
Re: . by otemanuduno: 4:54am On Jun 26, 2016
Muafrika2:


That's ↑↑ an insult to intelligence

I thought it's still night time in Nigeria. The thought of begging for bread must be making you restless grin

I just woke up, so I saw your mention and responded. All your comments are only making me solidify my confirmation that the Holy Spirit in you is just a guessing spirit, guessing wrong all the time. How can I be restless for an ordinary URIM made by Goddys the servant of Yahweh, an ordinary god? cheesy
Re: . by urahara(m): 4:02pm On Jun 26, 2016
9 days left for otem to become poverty stricken smiley
Re: . by KingJahzmineKing(m): 6:38pm On Jun 26, 2016
grin
urahara:
9 days left for otem to become poverty stricken smiley
urahara:
9 days left for otem to become poverty stricken smiley
urahara:
9 days left for otem to become poverty stricken smiley
lolz....
Re: . by KingJahzmineKing(m): 6:48pm On Jun 26, 2016
Otemanduno are these people seeing what we are seeing?....check ur mail my brother
Re: . by urahara(m): 7:26pm On Jun 26, 2016
KingJahzmineKing:
grin[color=#000099][/color]lolz....



Guy dey pray for ur prophet o grin grin
Re: . by KingJahzmineKing(m): 8:58pm On Jun 26, 2016
urahara:



Guy dey pray for ur prophet o grin grin
We gat nothing to fear....not even your campaign of calumny
Re: . by urahara(m): 10:22pm On Jun 26, 2016
KingJahzmineKing:
We gat nothing to fear....not even your campaign of calumny


Guy I no dey try defame Una cry cry.na play I dey play na embarassed

cry cry cry.
Re: . by otemanuduno: 11:21pm On Jun 26, 2016
urahara:



Guy I no dey try defame Una cry cry.na play I dey play na embarassed

cry cry cry.

Kingjahzmineking, he's not against us. He's an observer, the PANEL OF IMPARTIAL JUDGE and the MAN TO SPICE UP THE THREAD.

grin

BTW, how much worth of recharge cards have u loaded so far? grin
Re: . by urahara(m): 11:33pm On Jun 26, 2016
otemanuduno:


Kingjahzmineking, he's not against us. He's an observer, the PANEL OF IMPARTIAL JUDGE and the MAN TO SPICE UP THE THREAD.

grin

BTW, how much worth of recharge cards have u loaded so far? grin

Just 100 naira mtn cry mtn

King jahzmineking why do u hate me so much na cry cry cry cry cry embarassed embarassed embarassed cry sad
Re: . by otemanuduno: 12:31pm On Jun 28, 2016
8 days to go for Yahweh to consume my foodstuff smiley
Re: . by urahara(m): 1:41pm On Jun 28, 2016
otemanuduno:
8 days to go for Yahweh to consume my foodstuff smiley



Loolz. grin

Shey recharge card go wapa on July 6 cool
Re: . by otemanuduno: 3:17pm On Jun 28, 2016
urahara:




Loolz. grin

Shey recharge card go wapa on July 6 cool

I am warming up. That day must be great. JULY 6, Yahweh's day. I hope to be celebrating it every year. I'll call it Yahweh's day. grin

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Re: . by urahara(m): 4:31pm On Jun 28, 2016
otemanuduno:


I am warming up. That day must be great. JULY 6, Yahweh's day. I hope to be celebrating it every year. I'll call it Yahweh's day. grin

Loolz
Re: . by realmindz: 4:35pm On Jun 28, 2016
otemanuduno:


I am warming up. That day must be great. JULY 6, Yahweh's day. I hope to be celebrating it every year. I'll call it Yahweh's day. grin
you are busy jesting instead of u to be gathering breads.
@ Goddys, otem must beg for bread oo come July 6, watever way u will make him beg, just do it....even If it requires u bribing him or begging him to beg for that bread

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Re: . by KingJahzmineKing(m): 6:14pm On Jun 28, 2016
realmindz:

you are busy jesting instead of u to be gathering breads.
@ Goddys, otem must beg for bread oo come July 6, watever way u will make him beg, just do it....even If it requires u bribing him or begging him to beg for that bread
You must be either Sanyeri or Mr Latin
Re: . by KingJahzmineKing(m): 6:16pm On Jun 28, 2016
otemanuduno:


I am warming up. That day must be great. JULY 6, Yahweh's day. I hope to be celebrating it every year. I'll call it Yahweh's day. grin
yewe is in trouble
Re: . by KingJahzmineKing(m): 6:24pm On Jun 28, 2016
otemanuduno:
8 days to go for Yahweh to consume my foodstuff smiley
Yahweh na hungry man o
.....lwkmd
Re: . by keandre: 7:46pm On Jun 28, 2016
cheesy [size=15pt]Hehehe... July 6th Yahweh's Day.. [/size]
Re: . by otemanuduno: 5:37pm On Jun 29, 2016
keandre:
cheesy [size=15pt]Hehehe... July 6th Yahweh's Day.. [/size]
is the bank safe to keep my salary like this? This one that yahweh is bent on licking it up mysteriously, plus all the foodstuff inside my 'combod' cheesy
Re: . by keandre: 11:09am On Jun 30, 2016
otemanuduno:
is the bank safe to keep my salary like this? This one that yahweh is bent on licking it up mysteriously, plus all the foodstuff inside my 'combod' cheesy

grin Lol
Re: . by iamtewwy(m): 6:57pm On Jun 30, 2016
Omo see funnny thread....i don laff tire..me sef cant wait for july 6 oo.
6 days to go abi?

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