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RULES:

* Write FOUR lines to woo your crush on Nairaland

* Try to sound deep enough that it becomes hard for peeps to decipher your crush

* Readers are to decipher who your crush is

* You must not be a rapper before you can write. Haba!

* It must be a Nairalander. Whether f or M.

* It mustn't be string attached.

*Just have fun!

I will go first. Tally ho!

Photogenic with cheeks as soft as feathers/
I ain't even touched that chick, but i know that spot be tender/
The queen of my heart, how you made my heart dissolve/
*In my jamaican voice* cos you the one the mon dey love!/

Pun intended. Oya guys, decipher!!


Cc; Smellymouth, Muva, STFUareyouGod, Laveda, Lanicky, Kinglekan, Mimzy, MissGdope, Vizkis, CLIQBOY, Abumikey, Jigsawkillah, ivvy, MissGdope, Sosiqdude, Dopejemi, Sandoski etc. . . *sigh*

1. I'm not a rapper
2. I don't have a crush, but lalasticlala is popular

let me try

Yo! Hommie i tink i saw u with potentials
That's d only b*tch u can cheat on me with even tho u f*cking patisha
I'm done being ur screw hommie u can save dat for ur frnds who doubles as ur school tools.
I hate d point of being in school hommie bt i can sell cool point to your school boos
So berra take my hand lets take d first step to d journey of our thousand miles way up
Bt wat av written out now is d kind of love i'll never make us fight for

Did i try ?

Rap lines seriously loading

halfricanadian:
let me try

Yo! Hommie i tink i saw u with potentials
That's d only b*tch u can cheat on me with even tho u f*cking patisha
I'm done being ur screw hommie u can save dat for ur frnds who doubles as ur school tools.
I hate d point of being in school hommie bt i can sell cool point to school boos
So berra take my hand lets take d first step to d journey of our thousand miles way up
Bt wat av written out now is d kind of love i'll never make us fight for

Did i try ?

Anty, this one don pass Four lines na.

MUVA:
Rap lines seriously loading

Decipher my crush sha. You and Alaga!

GIYAZZ:



I will go first. Tally ho!
Photogenic with cheeks as soft as feathers/ I ain't even touched that chick, but i know that spot be tender/ The queen of my heart, how you made my heart dissolve/ *In my jamaican voice* cos you the one the "mon dey love!"/
Pun intended. Oya guys, decipher!!

It's MissGdope

Who has time to crush on faceless imps? Human beings no dey live for ur area??

GIYAZZ:
Anty, this one don pass Four lines na.

As d spirits leads

iAmCharis:
It's MissGdope

Buhahahahaha!!! Well, you failed.

Gdope na my queen sha. But my crush still dey

halfricanadian:
As d spirits leads

Lol. So we should decipher who the guy is now?

Skin so smooth , you could mistaken it for fine China
Eyes so bright, i drowned in it and you got me intoxicated
Before I could even say jack, you got me under the weather
Barely even met u and uve gat me feeling like a queen in ur kingdom

Giyazz I try??

GIYAZZ:
Lol. So we should decipher who the guy is now?

a king bt i aint playing no games with him

halfricanadian:
a king bt i aint playing no games with him

Which King?

I love a guy who's handsome and tall/
Brown skinned, his image dance 'long my thoughts/
reeks of intelligence, hard to imagine what this man has in store/
I wish this Nigga would smash all my walls/


best I could try..

GIYAZZ:
Which King?

Firstking

My heart keeps thinking/
Why your love has taken me from Singapore to Philippines/
Pls pretty, I wouldn't let go and do less/
Consider my love real. Cos am ready to die in it" like romeo and juliet!!!/


#wack tho

Lol

#yolo

halfricanadian:
Firstking

Firstking01? Buhahahahaha!!

richommie:
My heart keeps thinking/
Why your love has taken me from Singapore to Philippines/
Pls pretty, I wouldn't let go and do less/
Consider my love real. Cos am ready to die in it" like romeo and juliet!!!/


#wack tho

Lol

#yolo

Døpe shìt! You no give us clue. How we go take decipher am nau?

halfricanadian:
let me try

Yo! Hommie i tink i saw u with potentials
That's d only b*tch u can cheat on me with even tho u f*cking patisha
I'm done being ur screw hommie u can save dat for ur frnds who doubles as ur school tools.
I hate d point of being in school hommie bt i can sell cool point to your school boos
So berra take my hand lets take d first step to d journey of our thousand miles way up
Bt wat av written out now is d kind of love i'll never make us fight for

Did i try ?

[color=#cc66ff]°Ooooh! Half, I didn't know you had this in you!

Who is the clown that had been playin' you,tell me and I'll get a couple of my girls and handle em [/color]

GIYAZZ:
Decipher my crush sha. You and Alaga!

Cc: Mondeluv

GIYAZZ:


RULES:

* Write FOUR lines to woo your crush on Nairaland

* Try to sound deep enough that it becomes hard for peeps to decipher your crush

* Readers are to decipher who your crush is

* You must not be a rapper before you can write. Haba!

* It must be a Nairalander. Whether f or M.

* It mustn't be string attached.

*Just have fun!

I will go first. Tally ho!

Photogenic with cheeks as soft as feathers/
I ain't even touched that chick, but i know that spot be tender/
The queen of my heart, how you made my heart dissolve/
*In my jamaican voice* cos you the one the mon dey love!/

Pun intended. Oya guys, decipher!!


Cc; Smellymouth, Muva, STFUareyouGod, Laveda, Lanicky, Kinglekan, Mimzy, MissGdope, Vizkis, CLIQBOY, Abumikey, Jigsawkillah, ivvy, MissGdope, Sosiqdude, Dopejemi, Sandoski etc. . . *sigh*

Mondeluv

MUVA:
Rap lines seriously loading

Can't wait

mimzy:
Skin so smooth , you could mistaken it for fine China
Eyes so bright, i drowned in it and you got me intoxicated
Before I could even say jack, you got me under the weather
Barely even met u and uve gat me feeling like a queen in ur kingdom

Giyazz I try??

#Wack

richommie:
My heart keeps thinking/
Why your love has taken me from Singapore to Philippines/
Pls pretty, I wouldn't let go and do less/
Consider my love real. Cos am ready to die in it" like romeo and juliet!!!/


#wack tho

Lol

#yolo

Nice lines. But no clue na

mimzy:
Skin so smooth , you could mistaken it for fine China
Eyes so bright, i drowned in it and you got me intoxicated
Before I could even say jack, you got me under the weather
Barely even met u and uve gat me feeling like a queen in ur kingdom

Giyazz I try??

Lmao! You try o! So I'm guessing it's Kingtom?

mimzy:
Can't wait

I'm too good. NL can't handle ma rap game

MUVA:
#Wack

U beef
U vex
U fall yakata for ground

I'll kee u

GIYAZZ:
Lmao! You try o! So I'm guessing it's Kingto.m?

Abi kingtomtom

Abeg try again

Oyinbo ti poju
Drop lines jawe

MUVA:
I'm too good. NL can't handle ma rap game