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Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jun 28, 2016

handsam:
°Your loves gat me choking on PETROL

°Your face gat me DROUSY like am being flustered by petrol

°Don't knw what I'd do without taking a cup of refined TEA

°Would love to taste your JUICE every single day

[color=#ff1744]lol! cheesy

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Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by sosiqdude(m): 8:33pm On Jun 28, 2016

GIYAZZ:

RULES:

* Write FOUR lines to woo your crush on Nairaland

* Try to sound deep enough that it becomes hard for peeps to decipher your crush

* Readers are to decipher who your crush is

* You must not be a rapper before you can write. Haba!

* It must be a Nairalander. Whether f or M.

* It mustn't be string attached.

*Just have fun!

I will go first. Tally ho!

Photogenic with cheeks as soft as feathers/
I ain't even touched that chick, but i know that spot be tender/
The queen of my heart, how you made my heart dissolve/
*In my jamaican voice* cos you the one the mon dey love!/

Pun intended. Oya guys, decipher!!

Cc; Smellymouth, Muva, STFUareyouGod, Laveda, Lanicky, Kinglekan, Mimzy, MissGdope, Vizkis, CLIQBOY, Abumikey, Jigsawkillah, ivvy, MissGdope, Sosiqdude, Dopejemi, Sandoski etc. . . *sigh*

Mimzy

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by handsam(m): 8:33pm On Jun 28, 2016

mimzy:
abi QUEEN OF WALES

I thought as much grin

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Nobody: 8:34pm On Jun 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
we won't tell him.. Just talk

His name starts with...

Wait...
Choi.Should I talk.. cry

His nick is...

Wait for it. Brb wink

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by obiorathesubtle: 8:34pm On Jun 28, 2016

mimzy:
His name starts with...

Wait...

Choi.

Should I talk..

His nick is...

Wait for it. Brb

Lols.. Let's make this interesting.. If you type his name... I'll post my pic(real pic).. Right here, right now.. cheesy

Whayasaaay??

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Nobody: 8:35pm On Jun 28, 2016

tosyne2much:
Mimzy what's up?

TosTos..na d sky o...I see the sky everywhere grin

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Smellymouth: 8:35pm On Jun 28, 2016

mimzy:
abi mimzyfied

I wonder oo

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Nobody: 8:35pm On Jun 28, 2016

handsam:
Its

°•MYND44•°

Na lie? Puffy

U don fall for him totally o

°You are correct!

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by berryice(f): 8:36pm On Jun 28, 2016

Let me try lol....when d guys see me dey wanna say HI..
I gat my EYES on them cos they re HIGH....
Hahaha....d rest two lines will b updated soom grin

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jun 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
Lols.. Let's make this interesting.. If you type his name... I'll post my pic(real pic).. Right here, right now..

Whayasaaay??

That black ugly pics u claimed to be this morning Abi cheesy

If I dash you slap grin

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Smellymouth: 8:38pm On Jun 28, 2016

Obiorathesubtle, mimzy wan dey do like NLJega

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Nobody: 8:38pm On Jun 28, 2016

Smellymouth:
I wonder oo

Na so dem go dey jump into conclusion cheesy

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jun 28, 2016

vicstar:
anyway, am just giving u a heads up

[color=#cc66ff]°•…Boy bye! grin

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Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by refiner(f): 8:39pm On Jun 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
that guy is crushing on you..

Btw.. You just scarce.. What's up na??

Ehen.. Drop your own lines too, Asa nwa

lol!...who's is crushing on me!....

my dear...been busy and too lazy to comment off lately!...it's not my fault jare! wink

which lines dear...can u brief me?..I can't start reading it from page to page!

and oh!...I'm a lazy reader too! cheesy

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by obiorathesubtle: 8:40pm On Jun 28, 2016

mimzy:
That black ugly pics u claimed to be this morning Abi
If I dash you slap

this time.. I'm serious..
My real face grin

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by kalushaiyke(m): 8:40pm On Jun 28, 2016

Leggo!

I rush in every now and then to keep tabs on YOU
Keep viewing your profile gal, cos I can't get nuff of YOU
I make u mad just for attention buh u still, keep your COOL
Don't know what ama do cos I need a mention from YOU

No crush o na hand dey scratch me cheesy

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Nobody: 8:40pm On Jun 28, 2016

Smellymouth:
Obiorathesubtle, mimzy wan dey do like NLJega

NLJega gat nufn on me cheesy

"That night" na him one better sleep just jejely catch me cheesy

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by obiorathesubtle: 8:43pm On Jun 28, 2016

Smellymouth:
Obiorathesubtle, mimzy wan dey do like NLJega

no mind am.. She never know say we be orubebe on low-key..

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by obiorathesubtle: 8:44pm On Jun 28, 2016

refiner:
lol!...who's is crushing on me!....

my dear...been busy and too lazy to comment off lately!...it's not my fault jare!

which lines dear...can u brief me?..I can't start reading it from page to page!

and oh!...I'm a lazy reader too!

handsam oo..

Hehe.. They said.. Rap for your crush in 4 lines so others can decipher who the person is.. cheesy

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Laveda(f): 8:44pm On Jun 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
no mind am.. She never know say we be orubebe on low-key..

Done!

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Jason21(m): 8:46pm On Jun 28, 2016

[size=13pt]my chick nasty but tender/ .....

got a cute face ...and an ass to remember/
a hater once told me we won't last till december/
.......i smacked him and said......

"back to the sender!"[/size]

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Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Smellymouth: 8:46pm On Jun 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
no mind am.. She never know say we be orubebe on low-key..

Mimzy, you must tell us your NL crush!

https://thenationonlineng.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Orubebe-568x320.jpg

We will not take it!!

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Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by obiorathesubtle: 8:47pm On Jun 28, 2016

Laveda:
I love a guy who's handsome and tall/
Brown skinned, his image dance 'long my thoughts/
reeks of intelligence, hard to imagine what this man has in store/
I wish this Nigga would smash all my walls/

best I could try..

don't worry.. My middle name is Joshua.. The walls of Jericho will fall grin

You tried sha.. Who be this? undecided

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Laveda(f): 8:48pm On Jun 28, 2016

Jason21:
[size=13pt]my chick nasty but tender/ .....

got a cute face ...and an ass to remember/
a hater once told me we won't last till december/
.......i smacked him and said......

"back to the sender!"[/size]

Dope Asf

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Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Laveda(f): 8:49pm On Jun 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
don't worry.. My middle name is Joshua.. The walls of Jericho will fall

You tried sha.. Who be this?

Ain't you just crazy? grin

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by bqlekan(m): 8:50pm On Jun 28, 2016

An unrefined beauty, discovered in the class of pageantries.

Hairs packed liked the head armor of a roman sentry

Oh damn, I lost my I.V, how am I supposed to make an entry?

Even with a watch stucked at 4, it won't buy me the roman IV

Clue: 4 = IV in roman numerals... tongue

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Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Smellymouth: 8:51pm On Jun 28, 2016

mimzy:
NLJega gat nufn on me

"That night" na him one better sleep catch me

Back to the disschution.

Tell us

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by refiner(f): 8:53pm On Jun 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
handsam oo..

Hehe.. They said.. Rap for your crush in 4 lines so others can decipher who the person is..

oh!!!

....

I'm not good at rapping!...really bad at it!

but erhmmmm...I gat no nairaland crush to start with...I've none...so I ain't qualified for the game hon...

cc erniesmallz,were @ thou!..abeg leave your children,come here! grin

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jun 28, 2016

Smellymouth:
Mimzy, you must tell us your NL crush!

https://thenationonlineng.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Orubebe-568x320.jpg

We will not take it!!

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/not-happening-meme.png

kuku kee me na angry

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by LordScent(m): 8:55pm On Jun 28, 2016

mimzy:
Na so dem go dey jump into conclusion

Lolz

Smello don dey teach u all dz memes baa cheesy

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by obiorathesubtle: 8:55pm On Jun 28, 2016

Laveda:
Ain't you just crazy?

we need love boat.. So the boat go sink, then I go save your life, put you ontop firewood, draw you when you dy naked...

Re: Four Rap Lines To Woo Your Crush On Nairaland (play Play Crush Sha) by refiner(f): 8:56pm On Jun 28, 2016

bqlekan:
An unrefined beauty, discovered in the class of pageantries.

Hairs packed liked the head armor of a roman sentry

Oh damn, I lost my I.V, how am I supposed to make an entry?

Even with a watch stucked at 4, it won't buy me the roman IV

Clue: 4 = IV in roman numerals...

Gotchaaaaa!....ivyy!

ivyy!..abeg run come...you've gat a crunch abi na crush! grin

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