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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by princealexndre(m): 8:25pm On Jun 28, 2016

lol

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by christopheru(op): 8:26pm On Jun 28, 2016

you mess e no do paa, e no do poo, but e do MAMA NGOZI grin

Na did kind tin I dey like those days... mess

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by obiorathesubtle: 8:28pm On Jun 28, 2016

emperorchedda:
4Q gotcha!

back then.. You'd get shy for saying a "bad word".. So.. I actually gotcha tongue

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Laveda(f): 8:29pm On Jun 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
Oya.. Let's do 1 for old times sake..

1Q??

Go on

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by dukeprince50: 8:29pm On Jun 28, 2016

Lol Dis tins use to pain eh, dere is one as "abacha gimme 1naira, give u 1naira, i carry my own built hauz, buy cars... Now hold on a minute, how is dat possible?

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by christopheru(op): 8:32pm On Jun 28, 2016

SANDOSKI:

*Op Na dis kind play I dey like.... Yab, Yab

[size=15pt]•I dash you handkerchief, you use em sew Abgada , two yards remain...

•I blow catarrh you head em, chest em, use ten Naira bread finish em

•You see two kuli kuli for bed, you shout say, Mama Mama come see two twins

•See your flat head like cabin biscuits

•Dey fattest man for una village siddon on top akara oil no comot

[/size]

omo dis gal you run street ooooooo grin

I remember dis 1
resemble Ur papa you no gree... resemble Ur mama u no gree.. watin u resemble? "MALLAM slippers". hahahahaha grin

laughing yab

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jun 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
finish am naaa..

you follow for all those people wey I hate??

I just couldn't yab back den.. Stammering wan kill me

Sorry dear, ....

How I wish say I dey der with you, nobody for try u.... wink

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by christopheru(op): 8:34pm On Jun 28, 2016

SANDOSKI:

*Op Na dis kind play I dey like.... Yab, Yab

[size=15pt]•I dash you handkerchief, you use em sew Abgada , two yards remain...

•I blow catarrh you head em, chest em, use ten Naira bread finish em

•You see two kuli kuli for bed, you shout say, Mama Mama come see two twins

•See your flat head like cabin biscuits

•Dey fattest man for una village siddon on top akara oil no comot

[/size]

omo dis gal you run street ooooooo grin

I remember dis 1
resemble Ur papa you no gree... resemble Ur mama u no gree.. watin u resemble? MALLAM slippers. hahahahaha grin

laughing yab

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by emperorchedda(m): 8:35pm On Jun 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
back then.. You'd get shy for saying a "bad word".. So.. I actually gotcha

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by obiorathesubtle: 8:36pm On Jun 28, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Sorry dear, ....

How I wish say I dey der with you, nobody for try u....

Thanks Darl, indeed..

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by obiorathesubtle: 8:38pm On Jun 28, 2016

emperorchedda:
5Q

I'm about to win..

6Q cheesy

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Resodielle(f): 8:40pm On Jun 28, 2016

You buy bread, trowey the bread use the ( lylon) nylon do agbada....

you mess, e no sound pum e no sound paa, e sound poooiriiiiyunnnn....

As ur pale baff up reach na fish skeleton una dey use do "area" (antenna) for una house.

#barrackzdreadedyabbist

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by dukeprince50: 8:40pm On Jun 28, 2016

Civilization kill dis generation, gone ar d day wen i cram my macmilian 4rm module 1 to 26. Rememba wen kunle and wakama carry him box wit green short and white shirt, bt dis generation sabi sontin pass us den sha.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by emperorchedda(m): 8:40pm On Jun 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
I'm about to win..

6Q

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Smellymouth: 8:41pm On Jun 28, 2016

greatness22:
Oga smello, nah the business nah. I be strong Ekpan boy.

Area!!! Warri nor dey carry last..

Kpata kpata na draw

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jun 28, 2016

Tobiee:
[email] You sabi die. [/email]

*make we start grin

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 8:47pm On Jun 28, 2016

christopheru:
omo dis gal you run street ooooooo

I remember dis 1
resemble Ur papa you no gree... resemble Ur mama u no gree.. watin u resemble? MALLAM slippers. hahahahaha laughing yab

Lol ...... grin

I run street scarra.... grin

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by obiorathesubtle: 8:50pm On Jun 28, 2016

emperorchedda:
7Q

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by greatness22(m): 8:51pm On Jun 28, 2016

Smellymouth:
Area!!! Warri nor dey carry last..

Kpata kpata na draw

my broda, leave dat one, nah money we dey find nor be yanga.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by emperorchedda(m): 9:02pm On Jun 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
8Q

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Boring: 9:03pm On Jun 28, 2016

SANDOSKI:
Bros I be Ajebo by birth, Kpako by desire

.....

I miss dos days... Na dis kind play I dey like...

*run to check her Dp* shocked

ah make we play mummy and daddy grin

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by obiorathesubtle: 9:05pm On Jun 28, 2016

emperorchedda:
9Q

Chesooos! You cheated!

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Boring: 9:05pm On Jun 28, 2016

emperorchedda:
9Q

10Q

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by emperorchedda(m): 9:11pm On Jun 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
Chesooos! You cheated!

Say it! Say it! Say it

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jun 28, 2016

SANDOSKI:
*make we start

[email] Hehe... I never ready to cry yet. [/email]

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by obiorathesubtle: 9:22pm On Jun 28, 2016

emperorchedda:
Say it! Say it! Say it

10Q.. Oga cheater.. Kwantinu..

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jun 28, 2016

Boring:
*run to check her Dp* ah make we play mummy and daddy

No .... Make we play rubber band or TEN TEB grin

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by emperorchedda(m): 9:40pm On Jun 28, 2016

obiorathesubtle:

10Q.. Oga cheater.. Kwantinu..

Yessssssss!

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by bitchcrafts: 9:54pm On Jun 28, 2016

We say make u resembu daddy u no resembu daddy

We say make u resembu mommy , you no resembu mommy

U now come go resembu beans seller spoon

When an older area brother beats u, as u dey cry dey run dey go; Na so we go dey shout 'ko ni daa fun iya ee ' - hin no go beta for ur mama or your mamas pusee amidst crocodile tears

When somebody say Na u mess for class lasan, Na ur cry cry button hin press like DAT esp if u brought beans to school DAT day... Explains why some ppl don't like beans till date.

Etc etc sha

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Boring: 10:07pm On Jun 28, 2016

SANDOSKI:
No .... Make we play rubber band or TEN TEB

HAHA ur head dey dia..i hear say ten ten dey swit for backyard wen nobody dey house. grin

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by rawpadgin(m): 10:42pm On Jun 28, 2016

SANDOSKI:
No .... Make we play rubber band or TEN TEB

where u getting ur memes from?

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by christopheru(op): 11:00pm On Jun 28, 2016

FP material mods cheesy

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