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| 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by christopheru(m): 7:40pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako this thread is dedicated to all Lagos brought up Ajepakoss like me...   1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.”  It makes no sense, but it still used to pain. 2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?'” The ajepako was strong with this one. 3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.”  HOW, ABEG? 4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.” Hian! 5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1".  primary 1.” Why did we drag Babangida into it? 6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village,  nobody escape.” I can't forget this one The kuli kuli must have been a badass. 7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.” Why did this even pain us? 8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.” This still makes no sense. 9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.” Why is he even climbing maggi? e mean say una village people No tall pass "house fly" 10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.” Wetin concern me? 11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like  James Bond bullet.” Kai! This one used to pain. 12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.” This one was just extra razz. 13. “You bombastic element.”  Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain. 14. “American dusting powder.” Every primary school girl’s favourite insult. 15. “Born by mistake.”  Ouch! 16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.”  The most annoying answer to “what?” 17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker.” lol  When you hear this song, you know there is hole somewhere. lemme not say them all... OYA ADD YOURS cc: lalasticlala 13 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 7:49pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
*Op Na dis kind play I dey like.... Yab, Yab [size=15pt]•I dash you handkerchief, you use em sew Abgada , two yards remain... •I blow catarrh you head em, chest em, use ten Naira bread finish em  •You see two kuli kuli for bed, you shout say, Mama Mama come see two twins •See your flat head like cabin biscuits •Dey fattest man for una village siddon on top akara oil no comot [/size] 8 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
U shit here, shit there and shit there u and one dey fight, one dey separate, one go call police. 2 Likes |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Darkseid(m): 7:52pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Abeg who still remember this poem Two fighting eba make them fight akpu separate them amala call police Police get bear bear It was dope as fuq. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Ranchhoddas: 7:54pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Nostalgia |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by obiorathesubtle: 7:55pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
| wording wording.. Mehn.. I grew up in ph.. But Dem wan kill me for this game that year.. I was a stammerer sha.. So, before I talk 1.. Em don talk 10.. But I remember 1 shaa.. "You mess, una landlord fall inside concom(container)" But.. See one.. You go put thread for pesin head den com sing.. "One boy/girl carry catarrh for him head"... Or if I say I be monkey be 1 be 1.. You say I be monkey be 2 be 2 Or I kill my 1 star.. I kill my 2 star.. Smellymouth baba.. You fit relate ni? 7 Likes |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 7:57pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Ur dundun belle like tafa balewa square. |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by greatness22(m): 7:57pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
We call it *wording* in warri, i remember pulling my best friend two teeth when i couldn't bear it again. |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 7:58pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
[email] I remember them daku, cray shii. Here's one, the finest girl for your village na monkey dey toast am. And see your black yansh like Devil bible. Also, see your scatter scatter teeth like commando bullet. MODIFIED: You jump from two storey building na only your pata(pant) survive. Your long prick like Abraham walking stick. You shit_ here shit_ here shit_ here, you dey find the one wey you go marry. The richest man for your village, na wheelbarrow be hin car. You mess, all the fish carry bible dey go church. Op, the stuff no dey pain me/us for ma side then. We go just dey find who sabi talk am pass. [/email] 3 Likes |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Smellymouth: 8:02pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
As a young boy growing up in Kaduna Barracks, I was the king of Jeers and Gibes aka "Wording" until dem transfer one warri soldier to the Barracks. His son decided to take me down.. As we start, before I throw one Wording, the boy just dash me this one --"You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1" The thing pain me but I dey form hard man  All my fans dey hail me  The final WORDING that brought tears to my eyes was--" You shiit here, shiit here, shiit here, you dey find the LCM?” As I look back,i saw all my fans laughing at me, Chaii!!  There and then, I knew my reign was over..  14 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by goldbim(f): 8:02pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
7' o'clock never reach you dey pursue elewa..your 4corner head like 2b book.Back then in my hood we used to call it *messing*. .how time flies!!.Maturity ti take over.2 Likes |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Laveda(f): 8:04pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle: I can relate. But I've forgotten them. |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Smellymouth: 8:04pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
greatness22: This man na confirm warri dude “'” 1 Like |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Loll...i remember slapping my classmate dah used the born by mistake word on me  1 Like |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by emperorchedda(m): 8:07pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Ah the good old days I kill my one star to you kill your sister 1Q...to 4Q You mess akara fly gate Back in the days we call it 'messing' You mess thunder were shiit here you dey find the one wey resemble you |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 8:12pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle: Lol..... * I kill my 1 star *I kill my 2 star * I kill my 3 star * I kill my 4 star * I kill my 5 star * I kill my _ star ...................
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| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 8:12pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Na dat born by mistake dey pain pass,i can talk am ehnnnn.chaiii dat statement master me die guys go dey pursue me upandan in the class cos my sharp mouth no b here. |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Sprintson(m): 8:13pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
With your Black Yansh like Devil bible |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by obiorathesubtle: 8:13pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Boring: 8:14pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
SANDOSKI: wanlahi u na street  |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by emperorchedda(m): 8:15pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:You sabi am pass me |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Sprintson(m): 8:16pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Your rotten belle like Seven Days Ewa 1 Like |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by emperorchedda(m): 8:18pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle:2Q |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by obiorathesubtle: 8:18pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
SANDOSKI: finish am naaa..SANDOSKI:  you follow for all those people wey I hate?? I just couldn't yab back den.. Stammering wan kill me |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 8:18pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
SANDOSKI:[email] You sabi die. [/email] |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by greatness22(m): 8:18pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Smellymouth:Oga smello, nah the business nah. I be strong Ekpan boy. |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by kolikay(m): 8:18pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Ki li lin gba i no de do again, who carry d big shit na **** |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by obiorathesubtle: 8:19pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
emperorchedda:3Q |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Boring: Bros I be Ajebo by birth, Kpako by desire ..... I miss dos days... Na dis kind play I dey like... 1 Like
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| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by christopheru(m): 8:20pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Tobiee: guy I was a street champ in these yabbing oo. your guy name Na akpu toaster these things kept us going. nostalgia |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by Nobody: 8:22pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
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| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were A Lagos Brought Up Ajepako by emperorchedda(m): 8:24pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
obiorathesubtle:4Q gotcha!  |
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