No time - let's roll

1. When you’re the first in the keke and the driver asks “charter?”



I’ll wait, biko.

2. Keke drivers, when they see you with N1000 note:



Better leave this place.

Following...




Ride on OP! *Grabs popcorn*

Na me sidon here second.

3. When a fat person enters and starts shouting “SHIFT!”



Please respect yourself.

SweetieConstie:
Following...





Ride on OP! *Grabs popcorn*

Abeg, share the popcorn with me ooh. ****grabs plastic chair to sit down****

4. When the 3 passengers at the back are waiting for the last passenger like:



It always takes forever.

5. When the person next to you wants to lap someone.



Inside this small thing?

I Sidon to look.

6. When someone begs you to move to the front seat for them.



Ugh! I don’t want to.

No 5

Bilabong:
I Sidon to look.

Abeg no vex, you fit run help me call Lalasticlala

Tell am say snake dey pursue you

That's the only way he will listen to you

This one got me rolling on the floor, soo tey my boxers tear join

7. You, holding on for dear life when you have to sit at the front.



You’ll now be sitting with half nyansh.

8. When your driver starts dragging road with a trailer.



Oga, have you forgotten what you are driving? See you see trailer

9. You, when the keke enters a pothole with speed.



Hia, Are you blind?

10. You, watching cars and okadas speed pass your keke:



They can be slow sha.I for kukuma trek am.

I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.

I couldn't believe my ears, I still hope it's a lie

Lalasticlala
Seun
Myndd
Ishilove
Cutehector
Vikiz
refiner
Smellymouth (and all the Smelly family )
Mr Cork
farano
STFUareyougod
obiorathesubtle

If you hear your name, come and dance
If you hear your name oo, come and dance,

Seun come and dance, supepe supepe

Ok, let me continue

When the keke driver says his tricycle is faster than some cars


......

...With your Wheel barrow tire?

forexbinary:

Abeg no vex, you fit run help me call Lalasticlala
Tell am say snake dey pursue you
That's the only way he will listen to you

I look like ur house boy?

11. How you sit at the back when you charter the whole keke:



I’m feeling myself.

Bilabong:


I look like ur house boy?

12. How kekes manoeuvre through traffic:



BOSS!

what if the keke front tyre bust while trying to overtake tipper.

Lol. You make me laugh forget go pick the client uber asked me to pick.

13. When rain starts falling and they pull down that their dirty tarpaulin.



It’s even worse when they don’t have at all.

Source = http://zikoko.com/general/keke-napep/

Likei:
what if the keke front tyre bust while trying to overtake tipper.

It will not happen to me and my fellow nairalanders

Can I get an Amen?

Anyi3:



I heard in Onitsha, two people sit with the driver.

I couldn't believe my ears, I still hope it's a lie

It is possible bros. They even have double decked keke.

Very soon, keke go get first class and economy class...

Ndi Igbo be anyi di egwu

nifemi25:
Lol. You make me laugh forget go pick the client uber asked me to pick.

My pleasure sir,

Laughter is good for the health

In other news, anything for the boys?

Three gbosa for you. You are mouthed.

forexbinary:


My pleasure sir,

Laughter is good for the health

In other news, anything for the boys?