Nani says Sanches rejected us for Bayern. That's cool. I can live with dat.
At least we weren't rejected for Leicester

Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself.
And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The
machine confessed everything.
Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep
on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the
guest.
6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped
his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he
already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack.
Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with
Zlatan.
14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school.
Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other
students were penalised because they arrived too early

forap:
Time for Mou to return Mata back to Chelsea

Don't be too sure bro

He's not selling mata

Haven't seen zlatan ibrahimovic with 8

Just speculation

JayKayMaybachz:
Don't be too sure bro

He's not selling mata

Haven't seen zlatan ibrahimovic with 8

Just speculation

Gotcha, but I won't be supsrised if he sells him during pre-season training.

forap:


Gotcha, but I won't be supsrised if he sells him during pre-season training.

Bros lets wait until August 31st

JayKayMaybachz:
Bros lets wait until August 31st

Sure

mkhi welcome to theatre of dreams where dreams come true.

E DON HAPPEN........



‘The paths of Borussia Dortmund and Henrikh Mkhitaryan and (27) separate from this summer. ‘BVB has complied after intensive discussions with the player for him to join the team who finished fifth in the Premier League last season, Manchester United’




“This transfer was for us was a very difficult balance. Manchester has made us a tremendous offer. Had we knocked it, the player would have left for free in 2017.”



Dortmund CEO....... Hans-Joachim Watzke



www.football365.com/news/dortmund-announce-mkhitaryan-to-man-united

Mikechinos:

Some facts of Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - when he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself.
And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - one day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The
machine confessed everything.
Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep
on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the
guest.
6- the father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - one day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped
his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - when Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he
already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack.
Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with
Zlatan.
14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school.
Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other
students were penalised because they arrived too early

zlatanera....Dats d word

forap:

Sure

iStill mata.. He has been there for us..

He's bailed us out in some occasions.. I wouldn't mention

I think Mourinho should keep him and have faith in him

Who do you think we getting next!!?

Tour 2016
Borussia Dortmund N 13:00 22 july


Manchester
City N 12:30 25 july


Galatasaray 18:30 30 july


03 August Wayne Rooney Testimonial vs Everton 20:00


07 August FA Community Shield
Leicester City 16:00

abeg when be our match today??

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How do you pronouce his name "Mkhitaryan"

This is one of d best buy dis season. Our attacking force is now looking decent.

Martial, Ibrahimovich, Rashford, Mkhitaryan

JayKayMaybachz:
iStill mata.. He has been there for us..

He's bailed us out in some occasions.. I wouldn't mention

I think Mourinho should keep him and have faith in him

Who do you think we getting next!!?

My concern about Mata is that he might not fit into Mou's style. Mou prefers a bit physical players, though there are exceptions like Ozil.
Maybe James Rodriguez

Dortmund were very salty about this transfer, as they've been in recent times. They did similar when Gundogan left them for city. I can't remember them doing same for Bayern; maybe Stockholm syndrome is a bit involved here.

Regardless, they can't comprehend why their player would leave them (they're the 2nd best team in Germany currently) for another club who finished 5th in the PL and not even play in the CL. They wished him Goodluck in the Europa.

I would forgive them though for this one. They've always been like that, as far as I know. I remember when they placed Solksjaer boots/jersey in their museum to spite Bayern. It's German humor but I like it.

GBR1:
Dortmund were very salty about this transfer, as they've been in recent times. They did similar when Gundogan left them for city. I can't remember them doing same for Bayern; maybe Stockholm syndrome is a bit involved here.

Regardless, they can't comprehend why their player would leave them (they're the 2nd best team in Germany currently) for another club who finished 5th in the PL and not even play in the CL. They wished him Goodluck in the Europa.

I would forgive them though for this one. They've always been like that, as far as I know. I remember when they placed Solksjaer boots/jersey in their museum to spite Bayern. It's German humor but I like it.

The player forced the transfer. Same thing Herrera did.

Let's see who's next.. Maybe Pogba.. The rumor is gaining momentum

Lol. Olé' kits in their show room would have been massive trolling @ the time.

raumdeuter:

The man was fully aware yet opted to leave the bayernsliga.
No league has a sure winner as of today except France & Germany.
Question is by how many points will Bayern win the next title? Any other outcome will be termed "blip". I'd leave by all means too if faced with such nonsense.

SailorXY:
Lol. Olé' kits in their show room would have been massive trolling @ the time.

Yes it really was
Most Bayern folks grow up dreading that result and cursing that day and Dortmund just knew how to rub it in.

They did it a few days before their CL final clash with Bayern in 2013 but unfortunately for them the result of that match didn't go their way.
[img]http://m0.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/s_37_930__dortmund.jpg[/img]

SailorXY:

The man was fully aware yet opted to leave the bayernsliga.
No league has a sure winner as of today except France & Germany.
Question is by how many points will Bayern win the next title? I'd leave by all means too if faced with such nonsense.

In the last 5 yrs Juventus has won 5 league titles and played a CL final
In the last 5yrs Bayern have won 4 league titles and won a CL
In the last 5yrs PSG has won 4 league titles
In the last 5yrs Barcelona have won 3 league titles and won a CL

Na only EPL that their top teams are weak and cant maintain consistentency
So find another opata to yarn

Ryan Giggs Leaves Utd



http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10331580/manchester-united-and-ryan-giggs-have-parted-company-after-29-years

raumdeuter:


In the last 5 yrs Juventus has won 5 league titles and played a CL final
In the last 5yrs Bayern have won 4 league titles and won a CL
In the last 5yrs PSG has won 4 league titles
In the last 5yrs Barcelona have won 3 league titles and won a CL

Na only EPL that their top teams are weak and cant maintain consistentency
So find another opata to yarn

5 years is good for your convenience, of course.
Nobody asked all that bollocks you've typed there.
The Italian league is having a down-time, a fact known to toddlers.
The French league & Bayernsliga is just about the same.
The EPL in your convenienced 5 years time-frame has also had its down-time even if not to the Italian scale.
YET
We all know the next winner of the Bayernsliga just as we know the hardship in Naija is just warming up.

The sensible thing to do is either move over to Bayern like Robert did or move away from there since there is little or no shot @ the title.

Pep got bored with the level of 'competitiveness' in the league so much that he feared for his own career.

It seems Juanmata8 has agreed personal terms with Everton

SailorXY:

5 years is good for your convenience, of course.
Nobody asked all that bollocks you've typed there.
The Italian league is having a down-time, a fact known to toddlers.
The French league & Bayernsliga is just about the same.
The EPL in your convenienced 5 years time-frame has also had its down-time even if not to the Italian scale.
YET
We all know the next winner of the Bayernsliga just as we know the hardship in Naija is just warming up.

The sensible thing to do is either move over to Bayern like Robert did or move away from there since there is little or no shot @ the title.

Pep got bored with the level of 'competitiveness' in the league so much that he feared for his own career.

So when was Italian league not having a down time? They are having a downtime yet Juve is making the CL finals EPL is not having a down time and the top team is playing Europa

We all know the next winner of top leagues because their top team was consistent, when Manure was a top team they were winning the league 3yrs in a row and 4 times in 5 seasons

Its only when top teams like Man Utd become Europa materials that they start claiming competitive league. When Man utd was top was the EPL competitive or not? Between 07-11 was EPL a top league or not, when Man Utd won the league 4 times between 99-03 was the league competitive or not?

Almost all the best players in your league flee they must be enjoying the competitiveness so much that SUarez, Bale, Ronaldo all fled

JayKayMaybachz:


It seems Juanmata8 has agreed personal terms with Everton

Good luck to him if it's true! I do not think he's gonna get a place in the starting 11 under Jose Mourinho, hence he needs to move on!
Moreover, Everton is determined to be competitive this season, thus he's not heading to a wrong Club!

raumdeuter:


In the last 5 yrs Juventus has won 5 league titles and played a CL final
In the last 5yrs Bayern have won 4 league titles and won a CL
In the last 5yrs PSG has won 4 league titles
In the last 5yrs Barcelona have won 3 league titles and won a CL

Na only EPL that their top teams are weak and cant maintain consistentency
So find another opata to yarn

You should never have said this. The PL is not as strong as it used to be but it's only the Spanish league i would rate above it and for good reasons. Now i would use this statements of yours easily to prove the Bundesliga is really sh1t and not as strong as you make out.

In last 20 years, some clubs have won 3 league titles in a row in various leagues because they got so dominant. Winning 3 titles in a top league by a club is not a easy task and represent a certain level of dominance and quality that would/should put that club as one of the best in Europe i their league is really very good.
*United did it twice; winning the league between 1999-2001 and we won a CL and the treble in that period, or 2007-2009 and we won the CL also while making the finals twice.
*Barcelona did it; winning the league between 2009-2011 and won 2 CLs in that period.
*Even Inter managed to do it when the Italian league wasn't so strong(after the scandal); they won their league between 2008-2010 and won a CL title in that time etc

But when you're able to win your league titles so easily like 3 times in a row with limited competition but cannot win the CL, then it means your league is really sh1t and not competitive. That's why PSG can win 3 or more in a row without winning the CL or even reaching the semis of the CL because the french league is sh1t, that's why Juventus can win 3 or more in a row but cannot win the CL in that period because the Italian league is currently sh1t, that's why Bayern too won 3 league titles in a row with a top coach like Pep and couldn't win the CL or even make a final appearance because the Bundesliga or the German league is really sh1t like those other leagues.

This is why i enjoy debating you. You just always manage to say silly things that i would use against you almost every single time.

Now know this; The PL currently might not have a super club dominating both off and on the pitch, but i assure you when any club arises to do that and wins 3 league titles in a row in England, then that club would surely win the CL at least once in that period because the PL is a top league unlike the German or French league which are sh1t leagues.

adeyemi2015:

Good luck to him if it's true! I do not think he's gonna get a place in the starting 11 under Jose Mourinho, hence he needs to move on!
Moreover, Everton is determined to be competitive this season, thus he's not heading to a wrong Club!

I don't like the idea

SailorXY:

The man was fully aware yet opted to leave the bayernsliga.
No league has a sure winner as of today except France & Germany.
Question is by how many points will Bayern win the next title? Any other outcome will be termed "blip". I'd leave by all means too if faced with such nonsense.

you could say Utd winning the league next season na sure thing.

hopefully this zlatan juju that makes him win the league title everywhere he goes on the first try,never die.

JayKayMaybachz:
I don't like the idea

No one does, but it's obvious no place for Mata again in the Starting line-up! Except Mou will play him as CAM while Mikhi plays as RW!

GBR1:

You should never have said this. The PL is not as strong as it used to be but it's only the Spanish league i would rate above it and for good reasons. Now i would use this statements of yours easily to prove the Bundesliga is really sh1t and not as strong as you make out.

In last 20 years, some clubs have won 3 league titles in a row in various leagues because they got so dominant. Winning 3 titles in a top league by a club is not a easy task and represent a certain level of dominance and quality that would/should put that club as one of the best in Europe i their league is really very good.
*United did it twice; winning the league between 1999-2001 and we won a CL and the treble in that period, or 2007-2009 and we won the CL also while making the finals twice.
*Barcelona did it; winning the league between 2009-2011 and won 2 CLs in that period.
*Even Inter managed to do it when the Italian league wasn't so strong(after the scandal); they won their league between 2008-2010 and won a CL title in that time etc

But when you're able to win your league titles so easily like 3 times in a row with limited competition but cannot win the CL, then it means your league is really sh1t and not competitive. That's why PSG can win 3 or more in a row without winning the CL or even reaching the semis of the CL because the french league is sh1t, that's why Juventus can win 3 or more in a row but cannot win the CL in that period because the Italian league is currently sh1t, that's why Bayern too won 3 league titles in a row with a top coach like Pep and couldn't win the CL or even make a final appearance because the Bundesliga or the German league is really sh1t like those other leagues.

This is why i enjoy debating you. You just always manage to say silly things that i would use against you almost every single time.

Now know this; The PL currently might not have a super club dominating both off and on the pitch, but i assure you when any club arises to do that and wins 3 league titles in a row in England, then that club would surely win the CL at least once in that period because the PL is a top league unlike the German or French league which are sh1t leagues.

My message to Raumdeuter!

raumdeuter:

So when was Italian league not having a down time? They are having a downtime yet Juve is making the CL finals EPL is not having a down time and the top team is playing Europa

We all know the next winner of top leagues because their top team was consistent, when Manure was a top team they were winning the league 3yrs in a row and 4 times in 5 seasons

Its only when top teams like Man Utd become Europa materials that they start claiming competitive league. When Man utd was top was the EPL competitive or not? Between 07-11 was EPL a top league or not, when Man Utd won the league 4 times between 99-03 was the league competitive or not?

Almost all the best players in your league flee they must be enjoying the competitiveness so much that SUarez, Bale, Ronaldo all fled

Juve made a CL final so their league is super-strong? You always manage to make simple things not make sense.

No we don't already know the winner of the Spanish league because it is not a one-man show. There are @ least two teams competing every year & the same can be said for the EPL. The top teams didn't do quite well last season but the league had reps in UCL semis & EL final. Chelshit didn't have to be the top team for consecutive years before the smashed you to the UCL crown @ your backyard. How many local titles did Liverpool win to grab the UCL?
The EPL has presented three different UCL winners in recent times & even Arsenal made the final, show us a league with more even spread.
Nobody cares about the French league & the same can be said of the German league from abroad. In fact the people that care for these leagues are majorly scouts looking to poach players.

Top players have left every league on the planet for the EPL @ some point, so that's a moot point as usual.