otem4eartum:
Keandre, I sight you. I'm gonna pay your tithe benefit as soon as the public holiday is over

keandre:


No wahala, I see your handiwork here , btw, where is Goddys He must have a good explanation, maybe Yahweh is observing the public holiday too.

otem4eartum:


Abi o... I intentionally delayed the tithe payment, so that at least one or two of the beneficiaries of it can personally know that until July 7, Friday, I still have cash with me, against what Goddys the GREAT PROPHET OF YAHWEH has prophesied according to the saying of his god.

keandre:


His god has failed him, hope bread no scarce for your side?

otem4eartum:


I will go and buy bread right now, though normally I don't like eating bread

otemanuduno:


Keandre, Geoworldedu and Co, come and see this wonderful Urim composed by this servant of Jehovah(satan). He thought that I am one of those that can be threatened with death. I have seen Eusebius who compiled your religion in the late 200AD, he has fought with me to BRING BACK his confession: I have told him NO! How much more you who doesn't know anything about spirituality?

THE REAL GOD IS NOT A POKENOSER. HE HAS TOO MUCH IN HIS HANDS THAT HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HOW HUMANS LIVE THEIR LIFE, BUT HE GAVE US NATURE AND IT WILL DO US GOOD TO FLOW ALONG WITH NATURE AND FEAR NOTHING. HE HAS A PLACE OF CORRECTION FOR EVERYONE OF US AFTER DEATH, WHICH IS THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH.

ONLY ONE THING IS GOOD, AND THAT IS DOING GOOD. RELIGION IS BAD!!! the more your likes Call Me Demon, the more I believe in the FAKEDNESS of the holy spirit(evil spirit) speaking through you, because I am not what you call me. Ask your god(dog) in prayer and he should reveal who I am to you.

LIFE IS ONLY A CLASSWORK, DEATH IS THE REAL DEAL. HOW ABOUT THAT?

otem4eartum:
I have mixed the milk and tea, just about to eat the bread.
Muafrika2, Goddys, etc come and join me

otem4eartum:
I have bought the bread to eat right now.
The #200 change is what you see beside the peak milk and tea.
The empty cup and the spoon is beside the bread.
Goddys, Muafrika2, winner01, Joagbaje, kingebukasblog, Pls come and bless the bread. Thanks.

KingJahzmineKing:
Where are those religions folks and their God(dog)?........Goddys please don't forget to deactivate your account o because your dog Don chop shit......kikikiki

johnydon22:


In the believers mind God can do everything, in reality he can't even say *HI"

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THE LAST TIME HE EVER SAID OR DID ANYTHING WAS LIKE 3000 YEARS AGO, DURING THE DAYS OF ABRAHAM AND OTHER CAMEL-MILK SUCKING PEOPLE IN HEBREW AND GENESIS.



HE DOESN'T TALK MUCH NOW, OR EVEN AT ALL.
I WONDER IF HE HAS LOST HIS VOICE.

otem4eartum:
Na who ban me na

SIR THE CHRISTIAN MODS ARE EVERYWHERE, THEY DON'T WANT YOUR SUCCESS BRO

otem4eartum:
The bread is so yummy in my tummy

...... A BETTER RAPPER THAN DRAKE & LIL WAYNE COMBINED!

Goddys:
Otem, you are a highly ranked demon in a human flesh out to deceive the weak.. God is not slack to keep His word but I that all may come to repentance.


You still have chance to repent as the life you have can be with withdrawn by Him anytime if he wishes.

KingJahzmineKing:
He's nowhere to be found

realmindz:
This is by far the funniest thread of the year.
seun lalasticlala fp na NL deserves a good laugh...

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NO SENSIBLE CHRISTIAN WILL JOIN YOU IN LAUGHING AT THEIR LORD OF EPIC FAILURES.

Goddys:
Our God is a merciful God. He is full of compassion.
I was in the spirit last night and a revelation came to me. I was asked if I can destroy my son who went about saying disgusting thing about me. I said NO.
I was also shown where my son had a seizure and died and I was restless crying and running helter-skelter to save him but I couldn't, and he was later revived.
When I regained consciousness from the revelation, a silent voice ministered to my heart that He may pass a judgment on a sinner but would move with compassion whenever His People intercede on behalf of that sinner that He may be given a second chance.
The voice spoke that Otem was His child who deviated and that we should intensify prayer of intercession on his behalf that he may understand there is no life in the path he is treading.
The voice said withholding all he has and has earned would hardened his heart to the truth of the gospel and draw him nearer to the devil.
Otem, Yahweh is a merciful God. He doesn't enjoy the downfall of a sinner but hate sin.
There are thousands of believers on Nairaland interceding on your behalf and on behalf of all atheists here, and their prayers have saved you from wrath of God.
Please repent.