Obas101:
Op do not let yourself be victimized. If the system is not helping you, do the best you can for yourself. Inshallah it will be well with you.
I think i need to open a thread about moving beyond a victim mentality.. Will quote u wen i do

Yesooo!! We know how to move beyond victim mentality. Just give us better capital now and see whether we go get victim mentality again.

07065627649 send your account number to this number through sms or WhatsApp no calls

MaziOmenuko:


Yesooo!! We know how to move beyond victim mentality. Just give us better capital now and see whether we go get victim mentality again.

Lolz

The only solution is a revolution. Most advanced countries in the world became what they are now through a revolution eg An increase in price of foodstuffs was enough to spark the French Revolution which marked the start of better things, there is the American Revolution etc.but the useless citizens in Nigerians continue to put their hope in prayers and deceive themselves under the stupid "E go better mantra".
Most Nigerians are so docile and foolish as they allow the elites to destroy the country. Nigerian citizens clearly deserve their leaders.
The Elite are so smart as the continue to divide the gullible citizens along the lines of Apc/Pdp.
They are so smart as the continue to use ethnicity and religion to divide the people while looting the resources.
They deceive the gullible Nigerians who think politicians fight for their cause not knowing that these elites only care about themselves and not the masses. They only fight themselves when there are financial resources at stake.
APC is Pdp and Pdp is Apc. Both are on a joint and cooperative mission to loot the resources of the country dry and install their children and relatives as our next generation of leader.They don't care about us. I am very sure the future generations will curse our generation for our cowardice.
A country where they believe solely in E go better and prayers to God. Gullible and docile citizens

Na so one mumu dey send me txt say him don deactivate my ATM, say make I call one number make dem unblock am. Person wan scam broke ar'se dude like me. If him see my account t balance, him go weep for me. I don receive that same txt from 5 different people, I come dey wonder how many other guys dey hussle like dat, everybody don turn bank customer care wey dey block people ATM card. Ee come be like say yahoo no pay again.

These ones dey dey shout self employment like say dem papa get bank wey dey dash people capital. They will tell you "Think of a need and fufil that need, then you will be a rich man".

Their Papa! The only need wey I don see na poverty!

cromz:
07065627649 send your account number to this number through sms or WhatsApp no calls

Abeg, flow and Ddeliverer, make una send una account number give this guy, once he credits una account, make una come share testimony so that we self go send give am.

D first beneficiary will be foxyflow many others failed to send their nairaland username so they were not identified

MaziOmenuko:


Abeg, flow and Ddeliverer, make una send una account number give this guy, once he credits una account, make una come share testimony so that we self go send give am.

my brother, I appreciate the guy but no be 5k matter dey do me here...
Wetin dey do me pass 5k...

2 of our guys here suppose don receive alert..Make dem share the good news na I dey wait...

MaziOmenuko:


Na for harsh times na him talent dey come out oo. The most amazing talents are born out of hunger and survival instincts.

Me self don dey try nuture other talents, I don dey discover say I get small ability to control my dream, like say na script me dey write and act am at the same time.
Anytime hunger too wire me, I wash my plate and spoon, keep am under my pillow and sleep off. When I land for dream, food go show!

I come extend this my talent to robbing banks in the dream. I don rob almost all Nigerian banks even cbn for dream; the problem be say the money no dey gree follow me wake up.
I still dey work on perfecting this my skill. Who knows, one day I can be able to drag my stolen wealth from dream to my bed side.

Hope you are also perfecting this your comedy and writing skills. What you are looking for in sokoto is in your shokoto.

MaziOmenuko:
Ee come be like say everything for this country dey harsh, mosquitoes come harsh pass. No insecticide dey kill them again, abi dem don mutate come develope resistance for insecticide. I don spray tire, pour snipper sotey na me the snipper wan come kill. To breathe na wahala, still mosquitoes dey bite, sulk and even chew.

The other day I no sabi as rat take run enter my kitchen. I no even border myself to look for am. I just secure my certificate them because I know say if hunger finish with am for that my kitchen, the next thing him go do na to dey find my certificate. This morning, na so I see the rat lie down for my kitchen. I been think say him don die until I notice say him dey breath small small and dey blink him eyes. I just use broom sweep the thing comot.

The huzzling is real!

Lololol. This is just hilarious. Well done guys.

MaziOmenuko:


Na for harsh times na him talent dey come out oo. The most amazing talents are born out of hunger and survival instincts.

Me self don dey try nuture other talents, I don dey discover say I get small ability to control my dream, like say na script me dey write and act am at the same time.
Anytime hunger too wire me, I wash my plate and spoon, keep am under my pillow and sleep off. When I land for dream, food go show!

I come extend this my talent to robbing banks in the dream. I don rob almost all Nigerian banks even cbn for dream; the problem be say the money no dey gree follow me wake up.
I still dey work on perfecting this my skill. Who knows, one day I can be able to drag my stolen wealth from dream to my bed side.

Lol

I laugh sotey water dey comot for my eyes.

Nigeria situation dey pathetic, the vex Wey dey people face if one dey road dey scary. Govt no dey try at all at all.

MaziOmenuko:


These ones dey dey shout self employment like say dem papa get bank wey dey dash people capital. They will tell you "Think of a need and fufil that need, then you will be a rich man".

Their Papa! The only need wey I don see na poverty!

Lolololol.

DDeliverer:


my brother, I appreciate the guy but no be 5k matter dey do me here...
Wetin dey do me pass 5k...

2 of our guys here suppose don receive alert..Make dem share the good news na I dey wait...

Na so, me wan make person teach me how to fish, I don tire to dey chop free fish-head. Abeg flow share testimony with us. Dat money go get 3 tickets for betnaija.

Me self play the betnaija when I dey hear peeps dey hammer millions. I never seeoh, I dey always see person wey hear say person know person wey win. Na so the winch follow me enter betnaija: you play over dem go play under, u play under dem go play over, u chose 5 games, 4 go enter one go cut. U chose 4, 3 enter, u chose 3, 2 enter...no time when all of them go enter.

Me selfndon tire.

DDeliverer:
Person go finish school, after the struggle to go night class everyday, spend better money for seminar and project..struggle graduate with 2.1....spend one long year dey serve him country....yet he no go see job after everything..na this kind life person suppose to dey live?

Some of us don even vex do MSC join...yet no level...
E come be like say we just dey fool ourselves for this country..
some mumu go come here dey shout PDP and APC yet money no dey enter their pocket..them just dey here dey form political analyst..no level..

All the better jobs wey dey this country na for big men children.. if your papa no get money, the chance of you being anything/anybody eventually slim pass broom..

Which kind life be this??

This is my situation after six years of graduation no job, very frustrating

MaziOmenuko:
Na so one mumu dey send me txt say him don deactivate my ATM, say make I call one number make dem unblock am. Person wan scam broke ar'se dude like me. If him see my account t balance, him go weep for me. I don receive that same txt from 5 different people, I come dey wonder how many other guys dey hussle like dat, everybody don turn bank customer care wey dey block people ATM card. Ee come be like say yahoo no pay again.

These ones dey dey shout self employment like say dem papa get bank wey dey dash people capital. They will tell you "Think of a need and fufil that need, then you will be a rich man".

Their Papa! The only need wey I don see na poverty!

Lol guy you are funny

Na now I just realize say hustle real. I just dey go through my phone come see one number wey I follow chat. Na for Nairaland I pick the number o.

Person come here talk say him dey give code for free megabytes. My brethren, awoof dey run belle but e better make I chop chicken purge than to sleep with hungry belle. I quickly pick him number go yonder go chat am up. This guy first preach for me oo...

Since all of us dey pour vex here, I go let una read the chat una self.

Make una wait small abeg...

Shininstar30:


This is my situation after six years of graduation no job, very frustrating

Chaiii!!!! U can imagine! Na from 2yrs old na him our parents begin pursue us go school like say dem get work wey den go give us once we graduate. Pre-nursery to nursery to primary to secondary school and den university. No work! Person go come dey encourage u to go do masters! Thunder fire dem! If my degree no do them to give person job, make dem go to hell!

Madam shinistar, u go make am, no mind the situation. If ee tough too much, find Betta senator kolobi.

See am here...

MaziOmenuko:


Chaiii!!!! U can imagine! Na from 2yrs old na him our parents begin pursue us go school like say dem get work wey den go give us once we graduate. Pre-nursery to nursery to primary to secondary school and den university. No work! Person go come dey encourage u to go do masters! Thunder fire dem! If my degree no do them to give person job, make dem go to hell!

Madam shinistar, u go make am, no mind the situation. If ee tough too much, find Betta senator kolobi.

I dey tell one babe just now say her own better, as she be woman...worst case, she catch one rich bobo...the girl para for me, she say I dey reason dust...I just sofree carry my wahala dey go.

Make God help person for this one wey we dey so o...9ja hustle don almost dey turn me to atheist...

I no even get light to charge my phone, but I dey vex dey chat dey kill am.... Shikena wallahi..

ThundrCork:
With the comments I am seeing here, in the next one year, a lot of youths will result to crime to make ends meet. consequently making the entire country unsafe. Even the rich will not be safe

How can the rich be safe when him neighbours de hungry? For my area eh, all the rich men don imprison demselves, the fence wall of their house tall pass their houses. In fact, some use iron and concertina wire for the top of the fence like say na war zone, with a mighty dog barking at the gate. The rich know that the people are not happy with dem for stealing their wealth.

Bros mii..... I hail everyone.. Sincerely been following the thread, una Don burst my belle with laff. Shae we go continue like this ni? Wetin be the solution self? Good to know we can all purdge here.. Atleast pressure will reduce.

FoxyFlow:
See am here...

My brother the hustle is real... See as Bros John dey hustle for #200 recharge card..

FoxyFlow:
I no even get light to charge my phone, but I dey vex dey chat dey kill am.... Shikena wallahi..

Lolz..

I'm glad you vented your anger here and not make Irrational actions like committing suicide. You need to find a source of hope for yourself, read about how the likes of Steve Job, Bill Gate and others made it. It won't be easy, but complaining won't solve anything either. There's only one way of surviving and that is by SURVIVING.

Ps: When you make it, remember the people you left and how hard it is for them.

@DDeliverer

N tru talk u throway so.

D tin wey tire me be say upon say African China don sing am Tey Tey say make we leaders no let Naija fall inside well, na there dem dey tell us say na eem beta pass.

Baba Buhari know say light no dey yet no action. He Neva sack anybodi.

Check dis
https://www.nairaland.com/3211260/afenifere-ohanaeze-disagree-president-says

Na propaganda sure pass

Just see wetin u fit do to beta ur life oo. As for Naija government, na padipadi arangee tins ooo.

If u no Kno anybodi for seat of power, noting for u oo.
But when u achieve somtin naa out of ya own hustling, dem go claim the credit.

Upon that, youth go still fall for their hand in 2019 for crumbs we dem go give out during campaign

Change no dey ooo. All na d same PDP=APC.

GBAM

Okikiki:
@DDeliverer

N tru talk u throway so.

D tin wey tire me be say upon say African China don sing am Tey Tey say make we leaders no let Naija fall inside well, na there dem dey tell us say na eem beta pass.

Baba Buhari know say light no dey yet no action. He Neva sack anybodi.

Check dis
https://www.nairaland.com/3211260/afenifere-ohanaeze-disagree-president-says

Na propaganda sure pass

Just see wetin u fit do to beta ur life oo. As for Naija government, na padipadi arangee tins ooo.

If u no Kno anybodi for seat of power, noting for u oo.
But when u achieve somtin naa out of ya own hustling, dem go claim the credit.

Upon that, youth go still fall for their hand in 2019 for crumbs we dem go give out during campaign

Change no dey ooo. All na d same PDP=APC.

GBAM

I weak like who crowd beat..

DDeliverer:


I weak like who crowd beat..

Sorry Bro.. Just thinking maybe you can write short articles for blogs or probably start a blog where you write about stuffs.. Sincerely you can even publish a collection of your experiences so far like the nijasinglegirl ishh... Basic requirement is too have writing skills and I must confess you have the ability to crack ribs with your write up...

cromz:
The first two people to send me their account number will get d cash

bro, i already did, lyk 3hrs ago choi


C moni ooo, i nvr see dis kind moni for long oo make una help me na, help me abeg help help help help ooo help

E com be like say na coning people dey pay now o!.

Abeg, nobody don receive the free 5k as promised? Flow how far nau? Make una share the testimony make we too shout amen for una head...ee no easy.