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MaziOmenuko:
Na for harsh times na him talent dey come out oo. The most amazing talents are born out of hunger and survival instincts.

Me self don dey try nuture other talents, I don dey discover say I get small ability to control my dream, like say na script me dey write and act am at the same time.
Anytime hunger too wire me, I wash my plate and spoon, keep am under my pillow and sleep off. When I land for dream, food go show!

I come extend this my talent to robbing banks in the dream. I don rob almost all Nigerian banks even cbn for dream; the problem be say the money no dey gree follow me wake up.
I still dey work on perfecting this my skill. Who knows, one day I can be able to drag my stolen wealth from dream to my bed side.

bros I don laugh pee for my cloth.u ve got talents ooo.maybe u shld try a bit of comedy ooo.its cos of u am following this thread.kudos Nwa nnaa.jisie ike

Me I no understand again my brother.

Some of us wey still dey struggle to go school if we dey hear dis kind thing, I no go lie e dey discourage us wella....

I come dey think say - shey I want leave work wey graduate dey find go school den later later come join the graduates dey look for work?

I say na lie o, I go just do part time jeje keep my Job (because the job dey in line with wettin i want study sef).....

As for our Government and country, I no see how the fight of corruption take be distraction for them to do the necessary...... I still dey wonder

As for wettin we go do nau nau? Me I done learn something take the hold body (Vocation), me I dey go clean houses wey go allow me and pay shikini money,

I get friend wey done go villa go start farm, I get plenty wey done travel go jand (plenty wey still want travel sef)

Wettin we go nau na help ourselves o, anyhow - the how somehow dey for our hand......

Me I dey provoke here, some of us go dey follow fayose case, saraki case and nonsense people case, wen we suppose pursue some people grandpapa commot 4 dis country. Den dey use position dey chop our money dey fool us up and down like people wey nor know how den create dem..any person wey con gist me politics en..God go punish am...na d way forward I wan hear...una dey hear so...demonstration of crazy leaders..their fada.

Shey na when dem gree stamp your visa na him u go fit travel? This one hunger dey show for person face like say na tribal mark, oyibo go look u one eye for embassy realise say hunger don reset ur brain, say if him stamp your visa now, u fit go pregnant all the girls wey dey him country so him go stamp rejection for ur application.

Na so I just play-play go apply for one abroad university for masters like say I get shishi to fund am. 24hrs later, dem don approve my application sharp-sharp, grant me provissional admission come dey even call me for phone to go pay school fees sharp-sharp. Na him I realise say the huzzling is real and don dey enter international level. The guy come dey call me for phone every 2 hrs like say him Papa dash mE money for abroad school fees.
As I dey so, my brain don block. I know no wether I go even fit find 'x' again for any mathematical equation. Na so we look for 'x' everyday for secondary school like say na we throway am. We come enter university come dey find 'Dee x' like say the one wey we find for secondary school no do them. Shey we don find all 'x' and 'Dee x' finish like say tomorrow no dey, now to get better work na wahala.

Na him den dey call me to go pay abroad school fees for masters...God punish them! I don ask the guy for scholarship. The guy say dem go give me 10% off if I pay within 1 month. I don calculate the 10% come tell am make him send me the 10% as cash so that I go complete an with my own money go pay the 100%. Ee be like the guy don realise say na scam me self be. Him don respect himself no call me again.

Their father!

MaziOmenuko:
Shey na when dem gree stamp your visa na him u go fit travel? This one hunger dey show for person face like say na tribal mark, oyibo go look u one eye for embassy realise say hunger don reset ur brain, say if him stamp your visa now, u fit go pregnant all the girls wey dey him country so him go stamp rejection for ur application.

Na so I just play-play go apply for one abroad university for masters like say I get shishi to fund am. 24hrs later, dem don approve my application sharp-sharp, grant me provissional admission come dey even call me for phone to go pay school fees sharp-sharp. Na him I realise say the huzzling is real and don dey enter international level. The guy come dey call me for phone every 2 hrs like say him Papa dash mE money for abroad school fees.
As I dey so, my brain don block. I know no wether I go even fit find 'x' again for any mathematical equation. Na so we look for 'x' everyday for secondary school like say na we throway am. We come enter university come dey find 'Dee x' like say the one wey we find for secondary school no do them. Shey we don find all 'x' and 'Dee x' finish like say tomorrow no dey, now to get better work na wahala.

Na him den dey call me to go pay abroad school fees for masters...God punish them! I don ask the guy for scholarship. The guy say dem go give me 10% off if I pay within 1 month. I don calculate the 10% come tell am make him send me the 10% as cash so that I go complete an with my own money go pay the 100%. Ee be like the guy don realise say na scam me self be. Him don respect himself no call me again.

Their father!

Lol

Hisduchess:
bros I don laugh pee for my cloth.u ve got talents ooo.maybe u shld try a bit of comedy ooo.its cos of u am following this thread.kudos Nwa nnaa.jisie ike

Omalicha NWA, kedu ka imere. Ife a'nalu adiri easy at all!

MaziOmenuko:
Omalicha NWA, kedu ka imere. Ife a'nalu adiri easy at all!

adi m Mma.ama m na a na eme

MaziOmenuko:
Shey na when dem gree stamp your visa na him u go fit travel? This one hunger dey show for person face like say na tribal mark, oyibo go look u one eye for embassy realise say hunger don reset ur brain, say if him stamp your visa now, u fit go pregnant all the girls wey dey him country so him go stamp rejection for ur application.

Na so I just play-play go apply for one abroad university for masters like say I get shishi to fund am. 24hrs later, dem don approve my application sharp-sharp, grant me provissional admission come dey even call me for phone to go pay school fees sharp-sharp. Na him I realise say the huzzling is real and don dey enter international level. The guy come dey call me for phone every 2 hrs like say him Papa dash mE money for abroad school fees.
As I dey so, my brain don block. I know no wether I go even fit find 'x' again for any mathematical equation. Na so we look for 'x' everyday for secondary school like say na we throway am. We come enter university come dey find 'Dee x' like say the one wey we find for secondary school no do them. Shey we don find all 'x' and 'Dee x' finish like say tomorrow no dey, now to get better work na wahala.

Na him den dey call me to go pay abroad school fees for masters...God punish them! I don ask the guy for scholarship. The guy say dem go give me 10% off if I pay within 1 month. I don calculate the 10% come tell am make him send me the 10% as cash so that I go complete an with my own money go pay the 100%. Ee be like the guy don realise say na scam me self be. Him don respect himself no call me again.

Their father!

LMAO..

nna , this boy sef

jamace:
How can the rich be safe when him neighbours de hungry? For my area eh, all the rich men don imprison demselves, the fence wall of their house tall pass their houses. In fact, some use iron and concertina wire for the top of the fence like say na war zone, with a mighty dog barking at the gate. The rich know that the people are not happy with dem for stealing their wealth.

Those people wey dey live close to those rich men no dey hungry. If hunga wire dem like e wire one guy for my street wey vex climb enter one rich man compound. Him no send the barb wire and bottle wey dey the man fence, him no send say na day time. Him just enter kill the man dog wey everybody for that street dey fear, lift am still pass that same fence, come carry am go cook chop. Nigeria don reset many people head especially graduates.

Thoniameek:
I come dey think say - shey I want leave work wey graduate dey find go school den later later come join the graduates dey look for work?

No try am oo! No be we wey pack our load go live for school like say school na career. We been dey mock people wey dey do part time those days like say our own better. Most of them dey work like u come dey manage part time.
As we don laugh them finish, how body be us? Madam, nothing dey campus so no try am! Na only small-small children wey their Papa dey send small money go come dey chase u upandan like say dem fit afford all their fake effizy.

If to say I learn mechanic with the 11yrs+ I spend for secondary school and university, I for don be specialist for car maintenance like oga Gazzuzz, mayor and siena them. We carry paper certificate, laminate am like say na precious paper come store am inside folder go hide for inside bag make rat no chop am.

Mtchewwww!!!!

Abeg, those specialist we I mention, make una no vex when my mention drag una come here wey I dey whine.

MaziOmenuko:
Shey na when dem gree stamp your visa na him u go fit travel? This one hunger dey show for person face like say na tribal mark, oyibo go look u one eye for embassy realise say hunger don reset ur brain, say if him stamp your visa now, u fit go pregnant all the girls wey dey him country so him go stamp rejection for ur application.

Na so I just play-play go apply for one abroad university for masters like say I get shishi to fund am. 24hrs later, dem don approve my application sharp-sharp, grant me provissional admission come dey even call me for phone to go pay school fees sharp-sharp. Na him I realise say the huzzling is real and don dey enter international level. The guy come dey call me for phone every 2 hrs like say him Papa dash mE money for abroad school fees.
As I dey so, my brain don block. I know no wether I go even fit find 'x' again for any mathematical equation. Na so we look for 'x' everyday for secondary school like say na we throway am. We come enter university come dey find 'Dee x' like say the one wey we find for secondary school no do them. Shey we don find all 'x' and 'Dee x' finish like say tomorrow no dey, now to get better work na wahala.

Na him den dey call me to go pay abroad school fees for masters...God punish them! I don ask the guy for scholarship. The guy say dem go give me 10% off if I pay within 1 month. I don calculate the 10% come tell am make him send me the 10% as cash so that I go complete an with my own money go pay the 100%. Ee be like the guy don realise say na scam me self be. Him don respect himself no call me again.

Their father!

Bros, I laff sotey tears begin roll comot for my eyes. You too funny sha!

csamii:
Those people wey dey live close to those rich men no dey hungry. If hunga wire dem like e wire one guy for my street wey vex climb enter one rich man compound. Him no send the barb wire and bottle wey dey the man fence, him no send say na day time. Him just enter kill the man dog wey everybody for that street dey fear, lift am still pass that same fence, come carry am go cook chop. Nigeria don reset many people head especially graduates.

Hunger bad o.

Hisduchess:
adi m Mma.ama m na a na eme

Obere-obere. Holla me when that ministry finally gets to the permannet site

DDeliverer:
I no know where to start from...Everything about this country and her people don tire me..

Caveat: I be the igwe of this thread..if you no know wetin to talk, carry your wahala dey go, make I no change am for you..

For the past two days I never use eye see light...This country suppose be giant of Africa, yet her people dey like slaves...No light to iron clothes, no light to charge phone, no light to do anything for this country... At least if light dey, I go watch TV, I go the chat with phone, connect with people so as to forget my plenty sorrows....but no, them no go gree do anything..I still never know why!!!

Don't give up bro. The fact that youre struggling and enduring now means brighter days are ahead if you keep going. Set out a plan and follow it to the bone.

DDeliverer:
I no know where to start from...Everything about this country and her people don tire me..

Caveat: I be the igwe of this thread..if you no know wetin to talk, carry your wahala dey go, make I no change am for you..

For the past two days I never use eye see light...This country suppose be giant of Africa, yet her people dey like slaves...No light to iron clothes, no light to charge phone, no light to do anything for this country... At least if light dey, I go watch TV, I go the chat with phone, connect with people so as to forget my plenty sorrows....but no, them no go gree do anything..I still never know why!!!

I dunno what you are talking about bro

no do am am u fit regret ooo

dollyjuke:
May i go do money ritual last












I no no....

DDeliverer:
I no know where to start from...Everything about this country and her people don tire me..

Caveat: I be the igwe of this thread..if you no know wetin to talk, carry your wahala dey go, make I no change am for you..

For the past two days I never use eye see light...This country suppose be giant of Africa, yet her people dey like slaves...No light to iron clothes, no light to charge phone, no light to do anything for this country... At least if light dey, I go watch TV, I go the chat with phone, connect with people so as to forget my plenty sorrows....but no, them no go gree do anything..I still never know why!!!

No be your mates dy use Solar #NdimmaduSef

DDeliverer:
I no know where to start from...Everything about this country and her people don tire me..

Caveat: I be the igwe of this thread..if you no know wetin to talk, carry your wahala dey go, make I no change am for you..

For the past two days I never use eye see light...This country suppose be giant of Africa, yet her people dey like slaves...No light to iron clothes, no light to charge phone, no light to do anything for this country... At least if light dey, I go watch TV, I go the chat with phone, connect with people so as to forget my plenty sorrows....but no, them no go gree do anything..I still never know why!!!

two days small na...my own like months

DDeliverer:
I no know where to start from...Everything about this country and her people don tire me..

Caveat: I be the igwe of this thread..if you no know wetin to talk, carry your wahala dey go, make I no change am for you..

For the past two days I never use eye see light...This country suppose be giant of Africa, yet her people dey like slaves...No light to iron clothes, no light to charge phone, no light to do anything for this country... At least if light dey, I go watch TV, I go the chat with phone, connect with people so as to forget my plenty sorrows....but no, them no go gree do anything..I still never know why!!!

On the issue of light, we've been enjoying that abundantly in my area



Since on Monday till late night Wednesday our light didn't even blink



As am writing this, am watching the engager comedy on TVC.



Light full here ooo

I talk am! Shey dem don carry the thread go put for front page. Person no kukuma get privacy again! No where is safe to even lament again.

Abeg, make I go my diary go lament, make I see who go carry am put front page again.

Aproko and amebo people.

Ddeliverer, abeg we go yarn later, make we write this our epistle for book see if that one go pay.

DDeliverer:
I no know where to start from...Everything about this country and her people don tire me..

Caveat: I be the igwe of this thread..if you no know wetin to talk, carry your wahala dey go, make I no change am for you..

For the past two days I never use eye see light...This country suppose be giant of Africa, yet her people dey like slaves...No light to iron clothes, no light to charge phone, no light to do anything for this country... At least if light dey, I go watch TV, I go the chat with phone, connect with people so as to forget my plenty sorrows....but no, them no go gree do anything..I still never know why!!!

No be your mates day use Solar??

DDeliverer:
Person go finish school, after the struggle to go night class everyday, spend better money for seminar and project..struggle graduate with 2.1....spend one long year dey serve him country....yet he no go see job after everything..na this kind life person suppose to dey live?

Some of us don even vex do MSC join...yet no level...
E come be like say we just dey fool ourselves for this country..
some mumu go come here dey shout PDP and APC yet money no dey enter their pocket..them just dey here dey form political analyst..no level..

All the better jobs wey dey this country na for big men children.. if your papa no get money, the chance of you being anything/anybody eventually slim pass broom..

Which kind life be this??

On the issue of job, if you see any vacancy, I no mind ooo




Am tired of Nigeria in that regard

its rather unfortunate that d youth of this country are at d receiving end .the gap between the rich and d poor is getting wider,i just pray it won't get to a point where some people will be stoned

DDeliverer:
I no know where to start from...Everything about this country and her people don tire me..

Caveat: I be the igwe of this thread..if you no know wetin to talk, carry your wahala dey go, make I no change am for you..

For the past two days I never use eye see light...This country suppose be giant of Africa, yet her people dey like slaves...No light to iron clothes, no light to charge phone, no light to do anything for this country... At least if light dey, I go watch TV, I go the chat with phone, connect with people so as to forget my plenty sorrows....but no, them no go gree do anything..I still never know why!!!

hw fa dat guy, shey him don reason una funds

MaziOmenuko:
Hilarious! The truth in simple and plain language. Me self lock myself for house dey sleep since today, that na why I no fit sleep again.

My paddy say na club him want make we go this night, I don tell am say I get running stomach.
For where, stomach wey never see better food chop, wetin wan run inside am again?

DDeliverer:
as I dey here now...my temper dey hot..I dey vex!!

Source of income no dey anywhere..some fools go save 'become an entrepreneur' shey na my kidney go give me capital to take set something up? Abi dem go gree give person loan?

Those foools dey deceive themselves say them dey empower youths...which youths? why we like to dey deceive ourselves? shebi na because Nigerians too quiet na him make dem think say we be mumu?

Boys vex enter street begin play bet9ja, baba ijebu and all whatnot....yet, no level...Games dey cut back to back.. if arsenal no draw, Chelsea go lose...which kind betting boys no try...under 1.5, under 11.5, over? goal.goal..name it..

sowtee we enter virtual betting...losing back to back...Every game was a lost..
see graduates dey play virtual at least to get 1k take recharge phone...

na d kind life human being suppose dey llive?

On the issue of becoming an entrepreneur



I just look at some people and shake my head


The money to establish no dey, if that one dey Nigerian economy go kill you

MaziOmenuko:
I talk am! Shey dem don carry the thread go put for front page. Person no kukuma get privacy again! No where is safe to even lament again.

Abeg, make I go my diary go lament, make I see who go carry am put front page again.

Aproko and amebo people.

Ddeliverer, abeg we go yarn later, make we write this our epistle for book see if that one go pay.

lolz weytn u expect na, dm wnt make nairalanders help us, only if we no go see some greedy and stingy ppl wey no go gree help us ..



Dat guy don snd una moni so?

DDeliverer:
I no know where to start from...Everything about this country and her people don tire me..

Caveat: I be the igwe of this thread..if you no know wetin to talk, carry your wahala dey go, make I no change am for you..

For the past two days I never use eye see light...This country suppose be giant of Africa, yet her people dey like slaves...No light to iron clothes, no light to charge phone, no light to do anything for this country... At least if light dey, I go watch TV, I go the chat with phone, connect with people so as to forget my plenty sorrows....but no, them no go gree do anything..I still never know why!!!

.
Na 2 days make U dey shout?
For my area we don nearly do 2 months no light NEPA carry our transformer go. we don talk tire

MaziOmenuko:
I talk am! Shey dem don carry the thread go put for front page. Person no kukuma get privacy again! No where is safe to even lament again.

Abeg, make I go my diary go lament, make I see who go carry am put front page again.

Aproko and amebo people.

Ddeliverer, abeg we go yarn later, make we write this our epistle for book see if that one go pay.

odogwu..na man you be..I go hala you later..

make I go hustle kerosene warm indomie..

johnstar:
hw fa dat guy, shey him don reason una funds

lol , I no know o...na foxyflows suppose know..

Hahhha. Truth naija don taya person oo naija na 7 steps to hellfire

Oga no masturbate too much oo olosho ashewo full everywhere now just save some small tin o all girls now na ashewo runs codedly dem de do
I don catch our neigbour de do runs twice even my guys sef don catch theirs.