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Issues With Modern Ladies by klassykute(op): 6:35pm On Jul 09, 2016

Issues with modern ladies
you find a beautiful one
The brain is empty.

You find a brilliant one
She looks too serious

You find an upgraded one
She's always after human hair and flashy things

You find a rich one
She lacks manners..

You find a hardworking one..
She is a career woman.

You find a serious one
Her ex keeps calling

You find a humble one
She does't look presentable.

You find a responsible one
She not romantic

You find a cultured one
She refuses to embrace civilization

You find a simple one
She never takes you serious.

You find an educated one
She feels she's always right.

You find an illiterate one
She always gets angry whenever you correct her

You find a devoted one
She reports you to her religious instructor each time you have an issue

You find a fat one
All she knows is sleep

You find a short one
She hardly gets over issues.

You find a smart one
she lies every time

You find a poor girl
She always broke...

Why won't I be single?
Abege make i kuku rest

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Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Nobody: 6:36pm On Jul 09, 2016

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Nobody: 6:38pm On Jul 09, 2016

Sorry Oo!

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Vendoor(f): 6:44pm On Jul 09, 2016

Na only you waka come grin

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by abbeyboy2o15(m): 6:47pm On Jul 09, 2016

Vendoor:
Na only you waka come

looking for her please help in calling the lady out hibiscus76.

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by sinaj(f): 6:48pm On Jul 09, 2016

issorai

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by abbeyboy2o15(m): 6:49pm On Jul 09, 2016

sinaj:
issorai

what is that?

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by ucnwafor(m): 7:17pm On Jul 09, 2016

Op your head dey dey, u find a chocolate dark.....she will soon start bleaching

Smh

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Nobody: 7:17pm On Jul 09, 2016

Smh.

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by xendra: 7:23pm On Jul 09, 2016

what you just explained is the problem with most men, always find something wrong with the next woman. plss stay single you hia?

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by jashar(f): 7:30pm On Jul 09, 2016

you berra find one that's willing to put up with you and update/upgrade her accordingly.

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by bitchcrafts: 8:43pm On Jul 09, 2016

The making of a perfect bi.tch is a continuous process bro. In fact, there is nothing like a perfect bi.tch just a better than she used to be bitc.h.

I think relationships would endure if accommodating each other's excesses is the bedrock on which it stands, with patience and perseverance held constant we could be each other's remodeler. The stress is always worth it I've been made to believe cos they say marriage has pains, celibacy no pleasure. We not me!

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Bluezy13(m): 10:11pm On Jul 09, 2016

hmmm

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Bluezy13(m): 10:16pm On Jul 09, 2016*

bitchcrafts:
The making of a perfect bi.tch is a continuous process bro. In fact, there is nothing like a perfect bi.tch just a better than she used to be bitch

I think relationships would endure if accommodating each other's excesses is the bedrock on which it stands, with patience and perseverance held constant we could be each other's remodeler. The stress is always worth it I've been made to believe cos they say marriage has pains, celibacy no pleasure We not me!

I guess you are now married to a better b!tch than she used to be b!tch

If NO, then I guess you'll get married to a better b!tch than she used to be b!tch.

Whichever way, marriage is between you and a b!tch.

Guess what that makes you...

...a dog!!

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Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Swissheart(f): 10:19pm On Jul 09, 2016

Men......Always wanting fruit Salad

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by bitchcrafts: 10:19pm On Jul 09, 2016

Bluezy13:
I guess you are now married to a better bitch than she used to bitch

If NO, then I guess you'll get married to a better bitch than she used to be bitch.

Whichever way, marriage is between you and a bitch.

Guess what that makes you...

...a dog!!

Ok! You're smart aren't you?

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Boring: 10:26pm On Jul 09, 2016

op pishure of the modern ladies lemme c

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Bluezy13(m): 10:31pm On Jul 09, 2016

bitchcrafts:
Ok! You're smart aren't you?

You just said it

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by vivianbelema(f): 10:58pm On Jul 09, 2016

Hmmm

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by bitchcrafts: 11:08pm On Jul 09, 2016

Bluezy13:
You just said it

Even if you're not,fake it and stop acting like a schlub. What's in a name?

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Bluezy13(m): 11:10pm On Jul 09, 2016

Where that insane long face girl...

KingCheezyPuff you be number 12

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Bluezy13(m): 11:11pm On Jul 09, 2016

bitchcrafts:
Even if you're not,fake it and stop acting like a schlub. What's in a name?

Keep blabbing...

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Nobody: 11:13pm On Jul 09, 2016

Bluezy13:
Where that insane long face girl...

KingCheezyPuff you be number 12

[color=#cc00ff]❤which 1 be that huh

...They got no numbers[/color]

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by bitchcrafts: 11:15pm On Jul 09, 2016

Bluezy13:
Keep blabbing...

lol.

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by abbeyboy2o15(m): 11:16pm On Jul 09, 2016

Still looking for hibiscus76 anybody find her for me please.

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Bluezy13(m): 11:20pm On Jul 09, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc00ff]❤which 1 be that...They got no numbers[/color]

That head wey carry that long face no be only for wig and Brazilian hair!!

Use your head for goodness' sake!!

I been even talk say "counting downwards from the top.
By the way, wetin you been chop for dinner huh

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Bluezy13(m): 11:22pm On Jul 09, 2016

bitchcrafts:
lol.

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Nobody: 11:22pm On Jul 09, 2016

Bluezy13:
That head wey carry that long face no be only for wig and Brazilian hair!!

Use your head for goodness' sake!!

I been even talk say "counting downwards from the top.
By the way, wetin you been chop for dinner

[color=#64dd18]❤All that is my hair!!! angry

every-single-strand!!!![/color]

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Bluezy13(m): 11:35pm On Jul 09, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#64dd18]❤All that is my hair!!! every-single-strand!!!![/color]

Sweetheart, I don't debunk the fact that it is your hair, every single strand of it.
You look seraphic...

I'm only being informal...just as this platform sometimes demands.

So, where were we...
wetin you been chop for dinner??

Re: Issues With Modern Ladies by Nobody: 11:40pm On Jul 09, 2016

Bluezy13:
Sweetheart, I don't debunk the fact that it is your hair, every single strand of it.
You look seraphic...

I'm only being informal...just as this platform sometimes demands.

So, where were we...
wetin you been chop for dinner??

[color=#cc00ff]"seraphic" why you dey use all this big English undecided