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Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 11:56pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
mine is "coconut" she never listens 4 Likes |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 11:57pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
Which of ur gf's is coconut? My bestfrnd wud b strawberry she is so tender to me |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:00am On Jul 10, 2016 |
maybe strawberry... They depends on the season |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:01am On Jul 10, 2016 |
watermelon... |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:01am On Jul 10, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: u didnt see rasp berry ni why straw berry |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Tallysmallz(f): 12:03am On Jul 10, 2016 |
I prefer the banana |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:06am On Jul 10, 2016 |
Mines' cashew... That's after eating the fruit itself, the seed still got some sweetness to give wen roasted In short, my babe sweet! |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:06am On Jul 10, 2016 |
halfricanadian: Strawberry , why? Simply bcoz they are depending on seasons. Sometimes I find them so sweet but most of them they are sour. |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:07am On Jul 10, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: mine is aloe vera |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:09am On Jul 10, 2016 |
Sebi that's if you have a gf. Me don't have |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:09am On Jul 10, 2016 |
halfricanadian: one of the fruits in the basket 2 Likes
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Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:12am On Jul 10, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E: Dude instead of being a fruit in ur basket I rada use d time to build an empire in my world Im a king mehn i dont joke with my name nd status |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Bluezy13(m): 12:12am On Jul 10, 2016 |
Hmmm... Wanted to contribute but dunno the particular girl to relate to a fruit. |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by jubrealguy(m): 12:18am On Jul 10, 2016 |
Juneberries............yet to find |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:26am On Jul 10, 2016 |
halfricanadian: who invited you? and besides i dont pick fruits that are on the floor 3 Likes |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:27am On Jul 10, 2016 |
Juggerberry. Doesnt exist.. |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:27am On Jul 10, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E: Dude no condition is parmanent Nobody wey no fit make am D fallen fruit can inturn become dat seed nd nutrient to build a new tree to bear fruits |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:29am On Jul 10, 2016 |
halfricanadian: whats my biz with you? 2 Likes
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Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:31am On Jul 10, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E: Ok no p Av known so much berra now Extra careful is my new name now Av a blast fruit ninja |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:32am On Jul 10, 2016 |
Jobia: there is nothing like that 2 Likes
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Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by bitchcrafts: 12:32am On Jul 10, 2016 |
The last one I threw in the garbage was coconut, hard to crack but full of water. Na error 404! |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:34am On Jul 10, 2016 |
halfricanadian: who invited you? 1 Like |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:34am On Jul 10, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E: |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:35am On Jul 10, 2016 |
bitchcrafts: why will you be wasting natural resources like that na? |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by bitchcrafts: 12:37am On Jul 10, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E:Oh, she is still there in the waste bin anyway |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 12:46am On Jul 10, 2016 |
halfricanadian: I think I would call you an apple...I need at least once a day to avoid seeing my doctor.. *winks* |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:49am On Jul 10, 2016 |
BiafraBushBoy: Ok |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 12:51am On Jul 10, 2016 |
halfricanadian:How you doing dear??... You got my last message?? |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:51am On Jul 10, 2016 |
BiafraBushBoy: Yes i did |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by BiafraBushBoy(m): 12:54am On Jul 10, 2016 |
halfricanadian:No reply tho.. so it kept me wondering... Words can be recycled here... so that's why am damn scared of here... lol |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by halfricanadian(f): 12:55am On Jul 10, 2016 |
BiafraBushBoy:Aint scared of here I see all nd i learn to b a better person dan dose i see here D nonsense is actually making me av compassion for humanity |
Re: Define Your Girlfriend Using A Fruit!!!! by Nobody: 12:57am On Jul 10, 2016 |
STAR APPLE ******* |
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