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My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
went to see my boo yesterday, her mum and dad are no longer together for years now! i dey palor dey chill thats how her mum entered, oboy she make sense! This was the first time i was going to my gf house so i have never seen her mum before, but i just bone! later na the woman come wear leggings come outside with polo top SEE YANSH, na so i lose interest for my gf body oo, now eh i don collect the woman number! i dey reason to run matters, wetin una think BAD GUYS SHOW ME ROAD, cause i no fit remove the tot of the woman BIG YANSH FROM MY MIND 6 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
if you continue this way your momma will regret given birth to you. 33 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
lol OP there is nothing you can do! unless the woman should start to reason you herself but if you want the woman (which i wont advice) but ure a man this is what u will do: be extremely nice to the girl! do it so much that the mum will get jealous when she starts noticing you because ure a sweet guy to her daughter take the mother out, form i want to know your family to the girl if you can be conversant with the mother (i mean freely) get her to talk abt her singleness and how she copes! let her know that ure there for her! create a friendly rapport with the woman that doesn't involve her child, this way u become her friend! hence opening the road now that ure friends with the mum, to get her to reason you as a man for her: you need to act really matured, use style to be hinting that you love older women admire her looks then slowly after many days of praising enter her dress, then her cooking, then her ass , u have to be very cunning with this now you need to put the tot in her head and allow her to get comfortable with it. matured women are very mindful of shame, so when you take her out dont hide or act ashamed make her feel as if she is ur woman! allow her to question your intentions and correct them herself (noo he is my daughters bf) in her mind and gradually get comfortable with the idea of you and her being together now you need an awkward moment with her to trigger ur target, lets me just take it that she doesn't drink( will have be easier if she does) when she is in ur car tell her to please change the the track of the cd playing, now since ure close to her that request shouldn't be weird when she places her hand on the radio to change it quickly place ur hands on hers form teasing her that she doesn't know how to do it! place ur hand on hers on the radio and allow it to linger for some seconds! if you dont have a car, you guys are friends take her for a walk at the beach then hold her hand! if she relaxes and doesn't take away her hand congratulation you have won her! 19 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by myfantasies(f): 3:26pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E:How fly no go support shit 4 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 3:28pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E: broda i dey feel you! abeg do come finish am, correct man |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by foolinlove(f): 3:29pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
... You want to literally be a mothafukka. Congrats. 23 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 3:31pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
foolinlove: My sister no be so oooo, the woman is on point! its not like i love the daughter or am married to her! |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by curvysola(f): 3:34pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E:David am really disappointed! for you to understand him and even try to guide him, am sure that u have done that before!!! honestly its even irritating to think off! what is wrong with you men? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 3:39pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
curvysola: wetin dey do this one? abeg comot here! when girls dey go after person papa, who talk? una go dey form holy! can you swear that you have never dated an old man? 11 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by curvysola(f): 3:42pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
annoyingman:something is clearly wrong with you! even if you should have such dirty tots, is it right to be polluting peoples mind with that mindset i feel really sorry for you! i blame and also feel sorry for ur gf!! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Tomaxzyn1(m): 3:43pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
I can bet my precious balls..the bae's momma is Yoruba..
OP..I lie? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 3:46pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Tomaxzyn1:my brother! na yoruba oooo, be like say na yansh den take they carry them when them small, cause their yansh always dey long |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by stigmond(m): 3:46pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
To be frank my g nigga, be a man tell it to her face that you admire her a lot. Who knows, she may have the same feeling as you. But broda,On the other hand I'll give you my point of view..... if small boy dey kill small smal fish and he dey chop am alone,when him go kill bigger one he no go fit finish am oh. #becareful. 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by patjane(f): 3:46pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Una too like to pass judgement anyhow this's a free world. Bro do what makes u happy jor 2 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
JixNation:oga shift! una too dey form holy, someone like you fit dey olosho spot dey write this nonsense so, oboy face front 2 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 3:50pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
patjane:better person!!! see as your name fine like your face! |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by babyhrt(m): 3:52pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Idiot |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 3:53pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
stigmond:ova my gf is 26, so her mama go be like 50 besides she get brothers those ones they smoke! u try ooo, if them beat me now! and them put the news online adviser nowanmagbe like you go dey laugh best way wen sure na as my bros on top talk! slowly like a snake 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 3:54pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
babyhrt:na your name be that? hello idiot, how you dey na? 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 3:54pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
annoyingman: I'm not saying I'm holy bingo. but you're not having the real senses. downloading of senses is free at Google play store |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 3:56pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
curvysola: oh common! its a forum! maybe he wants to marry her! who knows |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
JixNation:see as ur insult dry!!! Oga hamathan abeg i take god beg you december neva reach, no talk again 4 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 4:00pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
myfantasies:seriously so someone wants to do something its wrong for me to help! what if he wants to marry her? |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 4:01pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
annoyingman: okay bingo 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 4:04pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
JixNation: maybe for una house, na so una dey call eachother! but for outside cage, WE human beings don't address eachother like that! 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 4:05pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
2BB4CB3E:Bro how far na? u dey reply woman! i dey wait oooooo |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by allytinted: 4:15pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
After reading the post and comments on this thread, I can only but SMH.....especially that of one bad bros wey dey up there, God get ur no. As for d OP, ur case dey with the fulani herdsmen and bokoharam, just kontinew ok, kontinew |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by geni340(f): 4:26pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
hw about this... just tell ur gf ' hey sweetie, pls i wanna fvvck ur moma's jiggling ass, what can i do?' #madman. |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 4:28pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
allytinted: my brother! no wahala even isis self fit come but make dem wait till i don dey with the woman first! ur kontinew dey make rice and stew hungry me |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Nobody: 4:30pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
geni340: hmmm fine girl see as your face be like chicken yansh 3 Likes |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by TBLAIZE(m): 4:36pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
Bro u said she is divorced ryt den she must rily be wanting and desperate so make her come to u go to their place often bcum familiar wit ha nd wen she don fall finish u can smack dat ass all dey bro good luck |
Re: My Girlfriends Mother Ass Is Bigger Than My Girlfriends Own!!!!! Help by Imhandsome: 4:38pm On Jul 11, 2016 |
oga op.. I hail ooo... abeg u fit reason me d woman number? ehen ... and guy ..b kful of wah u say here oo... d moda or Ur babe fit dey here ... 2 Likes 1 Share |
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