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Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op): 1:30am On Jul 13, 2016
If doesn't make you laugh then a one week crusade should be organised for your sake

WARNING:
If you are eating something containing pepper.
Please dont read


Let's Begin
Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op): 1:34am On Jul 13, 2016
1. Your hand, When you tap the conductor.
Them no dey baff ?

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by Nobody: 1:35am On Jul 13, 2016
You never start, you don dey make mouth tongue



Sha following.....
Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op):
2. When the conductor hears you discussing (that his driver is reckless) or (that his bus doesn't have AC)

Na your papa get the bus ahbi??

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op):
3. The way they fight over you when passengers are few
Na me get ahm

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op):
4. The way the conductor pulls you back when you try to jump from the bus without paying

Oga come here joor

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op):
5. The conductor, when his driver bashes a G-wagon, Range-Rover

Price of G-wagon side mirror go buy the bus

Let me go and greet God in heaven

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op):
6. You, when the conductor calls his driver PILOT
Na plane una put for road??

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op): 1:50am On Jul 13, 2016
7. When the conductor discovers that all his passengers are staffs
Kuku kill me

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op): 1:54am On Jul 13, 2016
8. When you bring out #1000 after you heard him sreaming "#1000, #500" ma wo le oh.

Ohh My God??

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op): 1:56am On Jul 13, 2016
9. When you try to sit and the conductor tells you " Nah my seat" but you still see him hanging like this

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op):
10. That face you give when you see him counting all the money he made

Oga can I be your assistant conductor??

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op):
11. When he sees someone preaching the gospel and collecting offering

How many conductor dey this bus??

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op):
12. When you see a neat conductor with simi or Adele kind of voice

What am I saw??

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op):
13. The way you try to tell the conductor that your money is incomplete

Coded things

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op): 2:14am On Jul 13, 2016
14. And he chases you out like

Gerarahere mehn

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op): 2:17am On Jul 13, 2016
15. The way they give road officials bribes

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op): 2:19am On Jul 13, 2016
16. When he calls you "Omo Iya mi". You would be like " how we take relate"??

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by Nobody: 2:21am On Jul 13, 2016
cheesy grin cheesy grin laughing crazily this nyt..kai
Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op):
17. If you are a guy and the conductor joins you with another guy because he doesn't have change
No way

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op):
18. When he joins you with one pretty bae you've been admiring through out the journey

Thank God ooh

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op): 2:28am On Jul 13, 2016
19. The way he hails the Agbero so as to evade tax

(Awon eyan messi)

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op): 2:31am On Jul 13, 2016
20. The way they capture every passenger in one glance
You hardly cheat them

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op): 2:37am On Jul 13, 2016
21. The way he tells the Agbero to sign on the glass window after paying his tax.
Sign ahm there

(Wetin those illiterate dey write sef).

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op):
22. When you ask him for change after he has given you already.....He'd be like " Ti n ba gba e" (iffa punch you)

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op): 2:54am On Jul 13, 2016
smithsydny:
cheesy grin cheesy grin laughing crazily this nyt..kai
Small small oooh
Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op):
LizGray:
You never start, you don dey make mouth tongue




Sha following.....
Always have faith LizGray
Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by ThePeacemaker(m):
When the conductor asks for money and you give him foreign currency

Are you mad??
What's this

Airforce1, I hail ooooh

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op): 3:12am On Jul 13, 2016
ThePeacemaker:
Lmao.....
You mean like

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by IffaCatchYouEhn(op): 3:15am On Jul 13, 2016
I pray it doesn't have accident on it's way to FP

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by ThePeacemaker(m): 3:17am On Jul 13, 2016
WHEN THE CONDUCTOR MISTAKENLY SHOUTS "AMERICA" #100

Lalasticlala do your work oooooooooh

Re: Pictures Relating To Bus Conductors In Nigeria by olatunjithomas(m): 3:25am On Jul 13, 2016
how can you make me laugh out this loud at this time of the night?


you wan implicate mehuhhuh

anyway I forgive you.
but meanwhile.........

22)When you're new in Lagos and you mistakenly alight in Maryland instead Yaba.

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