harddon boss reply me my epistle na

Obiomon:
After we haven't talked for about 2 to 3 months after I have discovered that whenever I call her so we should meet in school or so ever she would be acting weird making me wanna loose my balls by begging her like other guys do(you no na I can't fall for that, not anymore!!! When have gat HARDDON ?? Nah ! Not gon work) nyways back to it.. So I sense what she was trying to to play so ever since then I didn't Call her nor text her (just wanted to clear her thinking that ain't that kinda guy) she didn't call nor text eIther so , I didn't give a fucck either. Well fast forward to today I just felt like braking the cold ice I sent her this. Me: I just had bryson tiller's self righteous(that's cos she told me she loved song very much) and remembered you and was like wtf!!! Really!!! But You try sha, keep the game going gurl!!!! So long you eat well and belle fu. And she texted me few minutes later asking where I was . Knowing you said we shouldn't ans boring questions with boring anwers I gave some time and replied. Me: Right now am in space n watching u . Funny enough she called me just once and I didn't pick (still remembered what you stressed) and she didn't call again, I just laughed . Well I know she was thinking I was gon rush to call her ASAP but nahh I didn't . Am to call her maybe tomorrow or next... So my nigga what do you have to ssay about my poerformance... Is theere any flaws or anything I missed that was suppposed to be done .... Juust tel me your mind. And thanks for the level you made me inprove when it comes to the ladies

HARDDON oooooo see my post na . I need to act fast

HARDDON:

Fixed

thanks man! you got a mail.

Never be the first to break eye contact with any lady! Dont stare nida! rather look @ her deeply seductively.


How is that possible, not staring

HARDDON:

Fixed

Thanks Man! you got a mail now, Please check.

boss harddon. one of my girls just asked me one of the questions I dunno how to answer.. I've been using dese tips wella on her ever since .. and now I'm creating a lil drama btwn us so it wont gt boring cos we've not quareled before.. we havnt talked since and I don't chat her up wen I see her only or reply her mesgs.. (she's been d one doin 90% of the calling and texting )..

so after not talking for days now she has asked this dreaded question and I don't wanna fùck up with a woozy answer.. she said.. "what really am I to you?".. please help me answer it and possibly futher advice me on it.. thanks

NLjona:
boss harddon. one of my girls just asked me one of the questions I dunno how to answer.. I've been using dese tips wella on her ever since .. and now I'm creating a lil drama btwn us so it wont gt boring cos we've not quareled before.. we havnt talked since and I don't chat her up wen I see her only or reply her mesgs.. (she's been d one doin 90% of the calling and texting )..

so after not talking for days now she has asked this dreaded question and I don't wanna fùck up with a woozy answer.. she said.. "what really am I to you?".. please help me answer it and possibly futher advice me on it.. thanks

whenevr you see her again or whenever she calls or bring up that same question ask her like this "what really do you think you are to" she might say am asking you or something else demanding your reply.. Just smile and her and tell her that you were trying to find out same thing by consulting the oracles then she called a particular day (just mentioned a day she called and be precise, if you want though) that she den interupted the flow (please smile when saying these and make sure you say it in a funny way so you won't look stupid or insane lol) and tell her you con go consult the oracle if she brings 3 big yellow elephant and a chicken with beards ( call any of them that comes to your mind and make sure they don't exist that way just as I gave you those examples) saying all these she going to laugh or smile or what ever but if she doesn't she's not human though lol

funny enough this is going to trigger her attraction/connection with u and make her come closer to you...



Actually this is what I wot would do if I was in your shoes , I hopoe its aii though, since harddon isn't replying any of us , that's why I had to share what I think would fix should diff situations ... I hope I made sense though HARDDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Were are you ooooooooo

okwypascal:
Never be the first to break eye contact with any lady!
Dont stare nida! rather look @ her deeply seductively.



How is that possible, not staring

When guys stare @ ladies most times, they r actually either assessing
1) the soft huge mounds on her chest n imagining what they wud do to them if they where to handle them.
2) drooling over how beautiful she is n can't wait to ravage her! Yea, The lost of the flesh n the wetness weakness of the mind!
And most times, he wud be so carried away in humorous tots, that he wud naturally become brain died , tongue tied.
These are huge turn off for ladies!

Have been stating @ a lady b4 and she ask u what u looking @ ? Yea, its annoying


Staring ooze lack of confidence.

PreciousRahl:




She hasn't called or texted to be frank, also I blocked my whatsapp from receiving data connection so I can't tell if she's messaged me.


thanks

Based on this ur ansa, do u still feel the feelings is mutual Btw u two?

See?

HARDDON:


When guys stare @ ladies most times, they r actually either assessing
1) the soft huge mounds on her chest n imagining what they wud do to them if they where to handle them.
2) drooling over how beautiful she is n can't wait to ravage her! Yea, The lost of the flesh n the wetness weakness of the mind!
And most times, he wud be so carried away in humorous tots, that he wud naturally become brain died , tongue tied.
These are huge turn off for ladies!

Have been stating @ a lady b4 and she ask u what u looking @ ? Yea, its annoying


Staring ooze lack of confidence.

oga weldone o

PreciousRahl:




To answer your first question... no I've not slept with her before, the thought never comes to my mind.... Believe it or not, I'm 'quite' a decent fellow, not to mention SHY...

Secondly. she's the first girl I've ever told i love, never believed in love until her I guess.


To answer the big question, I'm not sure of my answer, but i guess I just want us to be together instead of ignoring the attraction we both feel for each other









Thanks

Have u seen where a product was released into the market n the manufactural isn't sure of its uses?

Let's help n ask direct Questions:

1) Do u want to wify her?
2) just bed her n move on (lust)
3) keep bedding her until u see a beta option u want to settle with?
4) just a holy r/ship with a lil kiss kiss n touch touch but not eating forbidden fruit n u ain't sure where it wud lead?

We all have reasons we do stuffs! U do too!

1) Boss boss, is it right 2 ask a gal for a kiss on our first outing


2) Oga harddon, some gals re taking this I no send attitude as being pompous n some gals don't jus like when u talk bad about their dp, am having serious problem with her nw. Don't even know what 2 do

okwypascal:
Boss harddon, some gals do tend 2 want 2 leave if u start doingthis I no send attitude, but deep down u want them around

Its only wen u don't deploy the sassy n witty portion well that they wud just wano go!

There is nothing I haven't used on ladies' body to crack fun n dey don't laugh about! Some of the lines r actually insults but because I balance it off with humour portion, they can't but laugh hard!

Imagine I was out yesterday evening, was rolling hot cos i was late for a date appointment, she had been there waiting, calling , she has even threatened to go if I don't appear in the next 10 mins!
N there was this fine creamy doll by the way side, all gloomy. Was forced to pull over far from her, n walked back to her,

Me: Hi, why wud some1 God took his time to mold on a Monday morning be so gloomy like my friend that was made wen God became tired on Sat?

She: after she managed a smile said; she is fine . just stressed

Me: with a concerned look on my face, asked, BF issues? Yea, I know men r Dogs! Can't keep those their tiny pricks in their briefs!

She thoundered, she laughed so hard I feared she might choke! in my mind I wondered if it was same girl that was gloomy not long ago?

All this while, my date was calling! Luckily, phone was on silence , yea I purposely did that.

She replied with : that guy is a beast! Worse than a dog!

Aha , I got her, my mind muttered .

I told her to forget the make over I had on my face n the cloth I was wearing oooo, that I am a actually a lady transformed with make over cos we shooting a movie..... That I wud Luv to her to meet the female me sometimes ....b4 she cud say jack, stretched my phone to her..... She collected it and was typing her number with this disbliv look on her face!
( can't bliv I'm doing this )

Told her to dal her number, got my phone back n told her I wud have Luved to tell her a secret but I must run now, director is waiting ! Off I went....... Arrrh, didn't ask for her name, so I saved it with R Gloomy***

Had only two mins left,
Date had sent series of messages n calls( oh my new date ! I hated myself) she was on her way out.

Still got to her ..... Still made fun of her face that turns purple when she is angry, her nose that twitch wen she is making a point n her voice that refused to grow with the body cos she eats to much indomie !


DID I TELL u some of my many aliases?

1) Silver Tongued black Devil ( earned this from a colleague/neighbour that was going after this gurl for like 6months, I had no idea, I met her, n under a week, she was @ my place, after deeds, I was seeing her off, when this dude popped out of his crib , guess he heard her voice while we were passing, n was totally devestated! U cud see the anger/disapoinent look on his face. He simply went back in. Not a word.


2) KOK ..... This is a name reserved only for God not men of my fashion so I wudnt say its full meaning. Earned while I was In school from my series of excapades. From bedding 4 gurls in a day to shooting down an estate sexy doll that had pratically turned down n embarrassed d best of guys that ask her out! Even the rich kids. I had no idea ! Cos I am not the type that go sitting discussing with boys over beer about gurls! Too enterprising for that .
Met her on my way out to school one day....Btw, I was schooling n working on part time basis while in school , in one of the schools' arms. a lil glance @ her, i cud tell d ego was huge but she was a 10 n I wasn't in d right frame to flow that time. I skipped to school . not a word.

Fast ward, I was in my office one day and some1 walked in, guess who? Well u know! She came with the edge n in a hurry cos the stuff she came for had a deadline of the next day n unfortunately for her, I'm d only one who can help by division of labour!

First I told her to hv a seat, cos I was I the middle of stuff when she came in, she declined saying she was in a hurry with the voice ladies switch on wen they know they r super fine n wants help from a guy!
She was thinking I wud skip my foredoings n attend to her! They always feel they can have their way with men no matter what!
I wasn't to be fooled cos i was fully in the know about their games n gimmicks . after I ignored her for a while n was attending to others, who sat @ my bidding, she boiled out of my office. Thinking some1 else cud help her within d building! They all referred her back to me.
She came n sat like a duck, physically vexed, spiritually troubled n mentally weak!

I ignored her still, that was wen she dropped the ego n started pleading..... Long story short, my rep within the hood shot up a thousand notch wen all estate guys realised I was bedding her! I tried every possible way to avoid guys knowing n she fancied that too. She comes in very late @ night n leave very early in the morning. When she comes to spend weekends, she stays indoors tru out. But d cat was let out of the bag by a guy that was returning from a night class n saw her sneaking out of my room tru d back door!

3) Sugar Coated Tongue! Earned this from ladies.... They know the tongue is coated yet they cant have me enuf. They said I cud Sell shyte as delicious meal to any body!

Finally, the one I Luv:
4) DON! Students in their usual mischievour ways started this!

Obiomon:
whenevr you see her again or whenever she calls or bring up that same question ask her like this "what really do you think you are to" she might say am asking you or something else demanding your reply.. Just smile and her and tell her that you were trying to find out same thing by consulting the oracles then she called a particular day (just mentioned a day she called and be precise, if you want though) that she den interupted the flow (please smile when saying these and make sure you say it in a funny way so you won't look stupid or insane lol) and tell her you con go consult the oracle if she brings 3 big yellow elephant and a chicken with beards ( call any of them that comes to your mind and make sure they don't exist that way just as I gave you those examples) saying all these she going to laugh or smile or what ever but if she doesn't she's not human though lol

funny enough this is going to trigger her attraction/connection with u and make her come closer to you...



Actually this is what I wot would do if I was in your shoes , I hopoe its aii though, since harddon isn't replying any of us , that's why I had to share what I think would fix should diff situations ... I hope I made sense though HARDDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Were are you ooooooooo

lol nice tips bro.. but she asked me onlinen on facebook ..not physically.. does it still imply onlline?

HARDDON:

bosss answer me Na..

boss harddon. one of my girls just asked me one of the questions I dunno how to answer.. I've been using dese tips wella on her ever since .. and now I'm creating a lil drama btwn us so it wont gt boring cos we've not quareled before.. we havnt talked since and I don't chat her up wen I see her only or reply her mesgs.. (she's been d one doin 90% of the calling and texting )..
so after not talking for days now she has asked this dreaded question and I don't wanna fùck up with a woozy answer.. she said.. "what really am I to you?".. please help me answer it and possibly futher advice me on it.. thanks

she asked me the questiom online on facebok

NLjona:



lol nice tips bro.. but she asked me onlinen on facebook ..not physically.. does it still imply onlline?

even better you could read my post and send it to her.. Make sure you ain't too desperate or scared of loosing her cos you would just fucck up... This way you could feel relaxed and she won't be able to read your face expressions and make sure you use those smiling simile and tongue out and bla bla when texting her

Make sure you give me the feedback though!!

Obiomon , NLjona n every other person with Ques, I'd answer all by 8pm .

Tell me some jokes though while waiting, it inspires me

HARDDON:
Obiomon , NLjona n every other person with Ques, I'd answer all by 8pm .

Tell me some jokes though while waiting, it inspires me

am not good at jokes but you gon buy me gala and bread for keeping me waiting for your reply for weeks

HARDDON:
Obiomon , NLjona n every other person with Ques, I'd answer all by 8pm .

Tell me some jokes though while waiting, it inspires me

ahh boss.. upon the high bp u kept us in by been mute.. you still want jokes?.. oya come and collet.. siddon make I yarn u moontales..
but it will cost u one bottle of origin evry 5mins .. cos I'm still saving my voice for the stuborn ladies..



*spreads mat*

NLjona:
boss harddon. one of my girls just asked me one of the questions I dunno how to answer.. I've been using dese tips wella on her ever since .. and now I'm creating a lil drama btwn us so it wont gt boring cos we've not quareled before.. we havnt talked since and I don't chat her up wen I see her only or reply her mesgs.. (she's been d one doin 90% of the calling and texting )..

so after not talking for days now she has asked this dreaded question and I don't wanna fùck up with a woozy answer.. she said.. "what really am I to you?".. please help me answer it and possibly futher advice me on it.. thanks

The same lady, you one time asked for a lap dance and kiss?

junnyjake:

The same lady, you one time asked for a lap dance and kiss?

yes lol.. Hw come u remember?

NLjona:


yes lol.. Hw come u remember?

oga have you replied her with what I told you?? Don tell me I wasted my time thinking and writing that epistle

NLjona:


yes lol.. Hw come u remember?

A little to do with having a magnetic memory.

NLjona:


yes lol.. Hw come u remember?

A little to do with having a magnetic memory.

junnyjake:


A little to do with having a magnetic memory.

A little to do with having a magnetic memory.

hmm.. that means you go like to copy for class o.. just one look you go don magnet the whole writeup..

Obiomon:
oga have you replied her with what I told you?? Don tell me I wasted my time thinking and writing that epistle

lol oga mi ejo. Ive used ur instance and others to cook up the best hot one to pour on her. ill surely give u feedbacks

NLjona:


hmm.. that means you go like to copy for class o.. just one look you go don magnet the whole writeup..

LMFAO, I no be like my friends way go just de look ur work like say na mirror.

With just a glance, I can then recall the lecture, even what the lecturer was wearing that day!

I thank God for this gift sha.

I remember about six years ago, I asked for a girls number and she was like where is my phone, then I answered just give me your number, she recited it and then I grabbed it, she was surprised to see my call 2 days later and I went like 'you were worried I forgot your number right?'

And I know you'd find it hard to believe I still have the number in my memory up till this date.

boss harddom.. please m still waiting for your words on my matter mbok..

NLjona:


lol oga mi ejo. Ive used ur instance and others to cook up the best hot one to pour on her. ill surely give u feedbacks

na lie jare you follow ilegend own

Obiomon:
na lie jare you follow ilegend own

Lols that one follow Na but I won see harddon own... Na him I believe die

NLjona:


Lols that one follow Na but I won see harddon own... Na him I believe die

na me teach am na

Obiomon:
na me teach am na

teach ke ... Na you teach am Na u neva catch buhari daughter as you side chick.. i just follow u .follow me back joorey