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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:52pm On Apr 25, 2016
Things to avoid when meeting new ladies:

1) pick up lines - they give off d "I'm not a real guy/player signal"

2) General wuss lines - greetinns like Hello beautiful, Hi sexy, Hello babes are all no no... these lines immediately activates her defensive mechanism because she is so used to guys calling her that , she feels anytime she hears that, another guy is tying to come get some goochie n it wud cost u an arm n a leg to get to meet d real her that moment

3) don't go in Bland - this means avoid d conventional modes, statements like: Hello, I'm Don Jaun, May I meet u? Rather use d surprise element to ur aadvantage, by d time she is laughing so hard, she wud naturally forget she is defenseless, u must strive to keep d tension Cos If u relax, they might spring up unannounced, Then she wud caution herself n draw in

SENSE PILL 4: Bow out when d ovation is loudest ( get d digits, get out)

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:58pm On Apr 25, 2016
Examples of Situations of meeting ladies And on da spot lines:

Let's say, u catch her tapping away on her phone, u Can walk up to her n say; Hmmmmm, If I were that phone u've been PRESSING none stop, do u think I'd luv to pass tru ur hands in my next life?
She wud jolt to life n smile.
How ever she responds u can spin anoda Q, or tell to take a moment off, that her eyes looks stressed.....look into her eyes n ask what the problem is with an air of a Practiced doc......

If along d line they come up with but I don't even know u( this is to put u off, dont let them) shrug it off by saying: there r those u live with all ur life n Itz like u don't know them, there r those u meet in a sec Itz like u've known them all ur life , u wud agree with me wudnt u?

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 8:13pm On Apr 25, 2016
Remember, u must maintain eye contact, n u must learn How to think on ur feet, either using her last statement to draw new questions or creating fresh ones altogether

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 8:25pm On Apr 25, 2016
SENSE PILL 5: If u can draw laughter from a lady, u r half way home, nonetheless, you r not to blame If she lacks sense of humour. Just move on


If you can draw laughter from a lady you are half way home, if you are half way home and she laughs, thatz a different ball game altogether

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 8:29am On Apr 26, 2016
Meet her ordering food, u can poke in n say wow, all that for u? ( even though d fud ain't that much, blow it out of proportion ).....


Meet a very fair lady with fanta ( dont know y but they always drink fanta) n with a very surprised look , say: I tot I was dark until I met u n from now henceforth, I wud never taste fanta again....

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 11:09am On Apr 26, 2016
bro. Just checked out this thread. your points are so valid and true. Ive been using these tactics for the past 5yrs and I must say, i friendzone girls now.... Ion request for their digits, they do... I'm not a yes man..... I tell them when they do stuffs ion like. I ignore some at times at the saame time being friendly. The top of it is being an alpha male

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:04pm On Apr 26, 2016
NevetsIbot:
bro. Just checked out this thread. your points are so valid and true. Ive been using these tactics for the past 5yrs and I must say, i friendzone girls now.... Ion request for their digits, they do... I'm not a yes man..... I tell them when they do stuffs ion like. I ignore some at times at the saame time being friendly. The top of it is being an alpha male


greetings gee, finally herecomes s1 that GETS IT! ! tell us ur story and how u stumbled upon these lights! cheesy

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 12:16pm On Apr 26, 2016
HARDDON:
Meet her ordering food, u can poke in n say wow, all that for u? ( even though d fud ain't that much, blow it out of proportion ).....


Meet a very fair lady with fanta ( dont know y but they always drink fanta) n with a very surprised look , say: I tot I was dark until I met u n from now henceforth, I wud never taste fanta again....






here is one fun one: lets say u guys were walking on opposite directions: u go like oops!! something on your hair, reach out and remove them gently( NB: there was nothing there, we just wanted to strike a convo tongue), remove them one after the other, by now alota tots be popping tru her mind, hope i didnt look awful with that thing on my hair....

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by bammy777(m): 1:12pm On Apr 26, 2016
Following u lyk .......

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 2:40pm On Apr 26, 2016
HARDDON:



greetings gee, finally herecomes s1 that GETS IT! ! tell us ur story and how u stumbled upon these lights! cheesy





mehn! Back then... I suffer for girls hand o. I was very goodlooking, was a NICE guy. But my ugly friends, the crude guys,the bad boys got all the girls, bleeped the bleepables. I was just single. At the same time doing all my best to please a lady. I got bored after my upteenth rejection. I started snubbing their messages, which was wrong.... i got burnt.
I then googled on how to woo a girl, got to wikihow and saw the same 'nice guy' blaa blaa. Till i stumbled on one alpha male magazine. I read it, the alpha male seemed to me like a real man who cared less about ladies. I googled the alpha males traits and got em at the same time improving my eye contact,touching, walk,sense of humour.... I developed myself. I started saying no to some requests, i started telling my mind to ladies, as blunt as they were. I became a man, i knew what I wanted and went for it. I made cocky jokes, dumped pick up lines and all. Did unexpexted things. A moment i could be smilling and the next moment looking as straight as ever. I might pass by an attractive girl without looking at her.... By the way... This one works well, ive had girls coming to me to ask ''do you hate me?'' and I will be like ''were you the one that stole my fifth birthday cake? Why should i hate you?''... . . . That earns you respect from them an flock after you trying to get your Attention.

In a few days, i noticed I was already a lady magnet... Speaking about now, im bugged every now and then with unknown phonecalls,whatsapp msgs, and random girls saying ''i know this face'' *lie*.
*women find men in control attractive.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 2:50pm On Apr 26, 2016
HARDDON:



greetings gee, finally herecomes s1 that GETS IT! ! tell us ur story and how u stumbled upon these lights! cheesy





mehn! Back then... I suffer for girls hand o. I was very goodlooking, was a NICE guy. But my ugly friends, the crude guys,the bad boys got all the girls, bleeped the bleepables. I was just single. At the same time doing all my best to please a lady. I got bored after my upteenth rejection. I started snubbing their messages, which was wrong.... i got burnt.
I then googled on how to woo a girl, got to wikihow and say the same 'nice guy' blaa blaa. Till i stumbled on one alpha male magazine. I read it, the alpha male seemed to me like a real man who cared less about ladies. I googled the alpha males traits and got em at the same time improving my eye contact,touching, walk,sense of humour.... I developed myself. I started saying no to some requests, i started telling my mind to ladies, as blunt as they were. I became a man, i knew what I wanted and went for it. I made cocky jokes, dumped pick up lines and all. Did unexpexted things. A moment i could be smilling and the next moment looking as straight as ever. I might pass by an attractive girl without looking at her.... By the way... This one works well, ive had girls coming to me to ask ''do you hate me?'' and I will be like ''were you the one that stole my fifth birthday cake? Why should i hate you?''... . . . That earns you respect from them an Bleep ter you trying Attention.

In a few days, i noticed I was already a lady magnet... Speaking about now, im bugged every now and then with unknown phonecalls,whatsapp msgs, and random girls saying ''i know this face'' *lie*.
*women find men in control attractive.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 3:36pm On Apr 26, 2016
NevetsIbot:
mehn! Back then... I suffer for girls hand o. I was very goodlooking, was a NICE guy. But my ugly friends, the crude guys,the bad boys got all the girls, bleeped the bleepables. I was just single. At the same time doing all my best to please a lady. I got bored after my upteenth rejection. I started snubbing their messages, which was wrong.... i got burnt.
I then googled on how to woo a girl, got to wikihow and say the same 'nice guy' blaa blaa. Till i stumbled on one alpha male magazine. I read it, the alpha male seemed to me like a real man who cared less about ladies. I googled the alpha males traits and got em at the same time improving my eye contact,touching, walk,sense of humour.... I developed myself. I started saying no to some requests, i started telling my mind to ladies, as blunt as they were. I became a man, i knew what I wanted and went for it. I made cocky jokes, dumped pick up lines and all. Did unexpexted things. A moment i could be smilling and the next moment looking as straight as ever. I might pass by an attractive girl without looking at her.... By the way... This one works well, ive had girls coming to me to ask ''do you hate me?'' and I will be like ''were you the one that stole my fifth birthday cake? Why should i hate you?''... . . . That earns you respect from them an Bleep ter you trying Attention.

In a few days, i noticed I was already a lady magnet... Speaking about now, im bugged every now and then with unknown phonecalls,whatsapp msgs, and random girls saying ''i know this face'' *lie*.
*women find men in control attractive.



Nice one gee! one moment smiling the next st8t face sends confusing tot tru their minds just like wen u are kissing a lady and all of a sudden, u pull away from her and walk to the rest room! oh it literally kills them with tots! we will talk more on this under the first kiss test Drill.


and when u pass by an attractive lady without as much as acknowledging her presence, hawt ladies hate to be ignored or treated like just a regular gurl, it murders their ego, u only do this though if you are sure u wud meet her again! cheesy cheesy
when i was still learning the robes, went to pick some fruits only for me to lift up my eyes and coming right in front of me was this hawt mademoiselle, i smiled and she smiled back with our eyes locked on each other , we passed each other! the mumu me never said a word! cheesy ! i was awed, tongue tied, stoned by her beauty. i even looked backed after passing her, she was actually looking at me too but turned immediately she saw me turn! one mind was like go get her, the other was like, too late let her go, u wud see her again another day!
i hated my self thereafter,

U wudnt bliv i kept going to that spot, same time, for the next one month praying that i meet her even if itz just a sec, but guess what? I never did again till this very day embarassed sad

Right from that day, i vowed never to let my self feel that way again.


to avoid same repeating itself, i devised a slogan: ALWAYS LIVE READY!

which i later modified, after i read about immigrant mentality, to ALWAYS LIVE READY; HOPE FOR THE BEST, EXPECT THE WORSE( i always emphasize the WORSE part with newbies cos they sure wud get rejected or ignored, with ego bruised, they wudnt wano give it another try but with their mind settled on the fact that they can get ignored or rejected, they wud devise means to overcome at all cost)


How i arrived at that? quiet simply, i analyzed my state of mind then and noticed i was hurrying to somewhere, never prepared my mind for meeting any new one let alone a super hawt one.

from this day henceforth, always prepare to make at least one friend!


NB: i luved that line u used about your birthday, but i wud have used it differently:

if she asked me if i hated her, i would have said ; Ya for a moment because you luked like a gurl i used to know..... she wud be forced to ask, what did she do? my reply wud be: she stole my fifth birthday Kake! cheesy grin ...oh you can only imagine the cracks!

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 6:35pm On Apr 26, 2016
bammy777:
Following u lyk .......

uwc, feel free to ask questions or tell/share some of ur experiences within the world of women

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 6:37pm On Apr 26, 2016
Nice one op.
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 7:16pm On Apr 26, 2016
Aktor365:
Nice one op.


uwc, feel free to ask questions or tell/share some of ur experiences within the world of women

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 7:42pm On Apr 26, 2016
HARDDON:

lol bro. Sure, I know which girls are gonna be coming back. There was this girl that attends church now. The church is just growing, as she walked in, all the guys turned, she was soooo sexy and pretty. I didn't even spare her a glance. I later noticed that she started looking at me.... I fixed the eye contact on her and broke it off with that ''Im not interested'' look. (talk about being brutal) this went on for 4 weeks... i noticed how she stared at me when I'm talking with the Girls. Last sunday, just walked up to her when she tried to get close to me. I said '' this one that you are pulling your face, are you pregnant already?'' she smilled as I grabbed a chair to sit by her.... I just said just two sentences about her looks, stood up and walked over to my guys. . . . Same girl was begging me to visit her at school and even asking for my house address. Pressing her breast on me, making too much body contact.. My guy was just laughing hard.. . . . After she turned down advances from other guys.
Haha... Three whatsapp messages from three girls who told me they were crushing on me... Gtg. Btw, can help you here tho.
To those guys dia, its not being a bad guy, you can show all these traits and still be as gentle as ever. Like when the said girl asked me if I wuld take her home that same day, i said ''sure!....... When buhari travels to thailand''.... She laughed. I held her shoulders and told her.... ''i will see if I can make up time one day''..... I didnt seem like a desperate guy or pucci nigga. Being unpredictable.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:55am On Apr 27, 2016
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NevetsIbot:
lol bro. Sure, I know which girls are gonna be coming back. There was this girl that attends church now. The church is just growing, as she walked in, all the guys turned, she was soooo sexy and pretty. I didn't even spare her a glance. I later noticed that she started looking at me.... I fixed the eye contact on her and broke it off with that ''Im not interested'' look. (talk about being brutal) this went on for 4 weeks... i noticed how she stared at me when I'm talking with the Girls. Last sunday, just walked up to her when she tried to get close to me. I said '' this one that you are pulling your face, are you pregnant already?'' she smilled as I grabbed a chair to sit by her.... I just said just two sentences about her looks, stood up and walked over to my guys. . . . Same girl was begging me to visit her at school and even asking for my house address. Pressing her breast on me, making too much body contact.. My guy was just laughing hard.. . . . After she turned down advances from other guys.
Haha... Three whatsapp messages from three girls who told me they were crushing on me... Gtg. Btw, can help you here tho.
To those guys dia, its not being a bad guy, you can show all these traits and still be as gentle as ever. Like when the said girl asked me if I wuld take her home that same day, i said ''sure!....... When buhari travels to thailand''.... She laughed. I held her shoulders and told her.... ''i will see if I can make up time one day''..... I didnt seem like a desperate guy or pucci nigga. Being unpredictable.


Lol @ when Buhari travels to Jericho!

" I will see if I can make up time one day.." While regular guys r begging to HV her @ dier crib, u r here thinking of when to make out time for her! Epic! this is first class case of a guy who knows his worth!

I keep telling guys ; if only we know our worth , women wud beg to be with us!

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by hatbricker: 6:48pm On Apr 27, 2016
following with keen interest cool

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 7:28pm On Apr 27, 2016
HARDDON:


There goes our able, ever repping sh3-m4l3

tongue

Don't forget to close the door behind u
°No tongue
.....°•*Come in Ladies!!!

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 8:40pm On Apr 27, 2016
HARDDON:
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Lol @ when Buhari travels to Jericho!

" I will see if I can make up time one day.." While regular guys r begging to HV her @ dier crib, u r here thinking of when to make out time for her! Epic! this is first class case of a guy who knows his worth!

I keep telling guys ; if only we know our worth , women wud beg to be with us!
lol... Bro... You're the real gee o.... When guys start lettin that 'I really dont care' behaviourshow sometimes in their speech and actions... Girls drool over him cos he's drawing a real picture of a man. 'strong,firm,decisive,controlled,straight to the point'. . . Girls are wired to take up challenges thrown up by the opposite sex....unconciouslt tho.... They don't even know why..... as humans, we tend to like things we can't get... Thus when a guy places himself in his normal high position.... Girls see him like a trophy to fight for.....they dive into the challenge.
Even the creation story made us know who's boss....adam first.... Eve Second. Some guys should realise taht we arent supposed to be doing all the work..... In the animal kingdom, the male in charge gets the females with ease unlike the lesser males..... Human beings too are wired that way... When a guy is incharge..... He's irresistable.

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by NevetsIbot(m): 8:43pm On Apr 27, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°No tongue
.....°•*Come in Ladies!!!
ive been studying you on this nairaland..... You are seriously stubborn eh.
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 9:22pm On Apr 27, 2016
NevetsIbot:
ive been studying you on this nairaland..... You are seriously stubborn eh.
°Is that good or bad
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:39pm On Apr 27, 2016
hatbricker:
following with keen interest cool


cheesy grin

Mmmm, @ keen interest!

Tell us ur games heartPRika tongue
Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 9:47pm On Apr 27, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°No tongue
.....°•*Come in Ladies!!!

Just luk @ her fake door with wall paper green grass n clouds! cheesy

Pity d Gurl that wud be gullible enuf to really bliv that is an inlet !

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by hatbricker: 10:04pm On Apr 27, 2016
HARDDON:



cheesy grin

Mmmm, @ keen interest!

Tell us ur games heartPRika tongue
Hmm my games aint no game bro, I always lose myself to the heat of the moment, anytime a girl show me little love i just lose myself and start showing myself in tons and this makes the table turn and they start having upper hand and I in a bid to get them back start doing silly things and showing obsessional traits which in turn pushes them further away embarassed

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:23pm On Apr 27, 2016
NevetsIbot:
lol... Bro... You're the real gee o.... When guys start lettin that 'I really dont care' behaviourshow sometimes in their speech and actions... Girls drool over him cos he's drawing a real picture of a man. 'strong,firm,decisive,controlled,straight to the point'. . . Girls are wired to take up challenges thrown up by the opposite sex....unconciouslt tho.... They don't even know why..... as humans, we tend to like things we can't get... Thus when a guy places himself in his normal high position.... Girls see him like a trophy to fight for.....they dive into the challenge.
Even the creation story made us know who's boss....adam first.... Eve Second. Some guys should realise taht we arent supposed to be doing all the work..... In the animal kingdom, the male in charge gets the females with ease unlike the lesser males.[b][/b].... Human beings too are wired that way... When a guy is incharge..... He's irresistable.

Wow! What a stunner thou art!
been long I rolled with fresh thounder! U really get IT!

@ first bolded, why dey really drool over the "I-don't-care guy is the fact that every other guy out there, acts the same n immediately they come across one that is totally different, it weakens their hearts n they wano have him for keeps! They r searching unknowingly for that one guy that can put them in their place n take charge not one they can control.


@second bolded, this is the skill ladies use a lot . itz called hard-to-get! N it makes guys go gaga! I had a friend that this natural charm worked like magic on. There was this Gurl that usually pass tru his crip 2ice a week when going for fellowship. N this guy was stoned with her beauty! He used al d local wooing words, she wudnt budge, until one day, she was returning from midweek, as its his custom, he escorted her a bit only for her to tell him that if he wants to be her friend, he shld come to worship with them on Sunday, my guy that hasn't been to church for ages, was among d first ppl to report to church d next Sunday!

She was in choir, he noticed, after service, they met. U wudnt imagine my guy joined choir d next Saturday 4 practice, she was even shocked to see him.

After 3months, they started dating !


When ladies come across a guy that plays hard to get, it greatly makes them wano know if d guy is faking it( gay, impotent ,virgin or bad female experience) or he's for real. And as they say, curiosity kills d rat! cheesy


@third bolded, girls don't want a guy no other Gurl wants.
They like d guys that every other Gurl is drooling Bout so that when they get him, they can flaunt him n feel like za chamfion!

Nice to hv u here, thou like mind

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:36pm On Apr 27, 2016
QueenValerie:
Right!! It's too sweet an temptin' ta stay away. wink
OP,I read a little bit before I broke in so I am respectin' yo domain. grin


Hope uve read it all by now if not, we gono have a serious row , u know what just a button wud help me accomplish angry

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 10:56pm On Apr 27, 2016
hatbricker:
Hmm my games aint no game bro, I always lose myself to the heat of the moment, anytime a girl show me little love i just lose myself and start showing myself in tons and this makes the table turn and they start having upper hand and I in a bid to get them back start doing silly things and showing obsessional traits which in turn pushes them further away embarassed

Awww, I dig u gee, guess what? we all hv been there b4!
But no matter how long u travel on d wrong land, u will never get to ur destination, so dust up n read line for line all dat u hv in here n practice them. cool

The best way for u, is to start meeting different gurls now, remove ur mind from dating, just friendship so u can build up or skills first. Read up drill nugget 2 .

That lil Luv they showed u was actually a test, if u had passed, it wud hv bin explosive! But u didnt n she just naturally degraded u to friend zone 1, then u started acting all needy n clingy n bossy but she knows she got ur gots n ur ballz, n downgraded u further...lost within d winds , u began to wonder where it All went wrong!
cry

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:32pm On Apr 27, 2016
HARDDON:


Awww, I dig u gee, guess what? we all hv been there b4!
But no matter how long u travel on d wrong land, u will never get to ur destination, so dust up n reread line for line all dat u hv in here n practice them. cool

The best way for u, is to start meeting different gurls now, remove ur mind from dating, just friendship so u can build up or skills first. Read up drill nugget 2 .

That lil Luv they showed u was actually a test, if u had passed, it wud hv bin explosive! But u did n she just naturally degraded u to friend zone 1, then u started acting all needy n clingy n bossy but she knows she got ur gots n ur ballz, n downgraded u further...lost within d winds , u began to wonder where it All went wrong!
cry



To pass the test, this is what u shld hv done:

When suddenly she starts calling u Boo or sweet names, u tell her this: " You have to do more than that to get me"
or act surprised and ask her: what did u call me? Bulldog or Bo0bies? cheesy


Or she place her hands round ur shldas with her b00bs robbing ur back( yea I know some guys wud just lose it here @ d feel of that soft mounds, but be a man) n gently remove her hands n ask her this with ur eyebrow raised funily: " hope u ain't trying to r4pe me? " u cant imagine d surprised luk on her face, then burst out laughing! Saying I got cha

Or she beeps ur line so u call her back( now guys, this is serious , the way u make ur bed , is d way u lie on it: if u just met a Gurl n she always go beeping ur line so u call her back , don't take it lying down. Make sure u correct d impression right from start. )

This is how u go about it: make sure u don't call her back immediately, it wud send d i-am-so-desperate-to-please-u n i'm-always-@-ur-beck-n-call signal.

Wait for BTW 1 -24 hours , then call her n tell her this:

Secretary/sister/aunty or any other female ( why female? Cos they r their worse enemies n they can help keep each other in check) was with my phone when u beeped, she later told me a Gurl by name beeped my phone, that she wud hv given it to me but she noticed d Gurl wasn't serious so she continued her game.

The best part now: Tell her u felt embarrassed.......

She wud ask u Y? Tell her not to bother, she wud insist , then u nail d coffin by saying
Tell her u felt embarassed wen ur sister asked u what Gurl r u dating that can't spend 50 in calling u in this age n time? Do u think she is worth ur while?


Arrrrh! Wicked,wicked!

She wud never beep u again!

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Nobody: 11:36pm On Apr 27, 2016
HARDDON:



Hope uve read it all by now if not, we gono have a serious row , u know what just a button wud help me accomplish angry
°I am Valerie

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:48pm On Apr 27, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°I am Valerie

Arrh not this she m4le again!

For ur info, valeria , valerium or valendum got b00bs on her chest, u got hairs instead,
She got this feminine voice, but u got baritone tone, she got str8t legs n cute feet, urs r crooked, she's got b00ty while u pad up multiple pampams for some wack b00ty!

Tell me , how can u be Valele? undecided

On a second tot, show me a sign u r Vgurl

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Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON: 11:59pm On Apr 27, 2016
HARDDON:




To pass the test, this is what u shld hv done:

When suddenly she starts calling u Boo or sweet names, u tell her this: " You have to do more than that to get me"

Or she place her hands round ur shldas with her b00bs robbing ur back( yea I know some guys wud just lose it here @ d feel of that soft mounds, but be a man) n gently remove her hands n ask her this with ur eyebrow raised funily: " hope u ain't trying to r4pe me? " u cant imagine d surprised luk on her face, then burst out laughing! Saying I got cha

Or she beeps ur line so u call her back( now guys, this is serious , the way u make ur bed , is d way u lie on it: if u just met a Gurl n she always go beeping ur line so u call her back , don't take it lying down. Make sure u correct d impression right from start. )

This is how u go about it: make sure u don't call her back immediately, it wud send d i-am-so-desperate-to-please-u n i'm-always-@-ur-beck-n-call signal.

Wait for BTW 1 -24 hours , then call her n tell her this:

Secretary/sister/aunty or any other female ( why female? Cos they r their worse enemies n they can help keep each other in check) was with my phone when u beeped, she later told me a Gurl by name beeped my phone, that she wud hv given it to me but she noticed d Gurl wasn't serious so she continued her game.

The best part now: Tell her u felt embarrassed.......

She wud ask u Y? Tell her not to bother, she wud insist , then u nail d coffin by saying
Tell her u felt embarassed wen ur sister asked u what Gurl r u dating that can't spend 50 in calling u in this age n time? Do u think she is worth ur while?


Arrrrh! Wicked,wicked!

She wud never beep u again!

If she tells u to send her a recharge, tell her ur money is still very young, it ain't ripe for harvesting yet

Or tell her u live on a budget, infact she wud help u balance d books next month ( no nid to be funny here, because u don't yoke with ppl trying to make a maga outa ya cool

U turn this test on its head n test who she really is too.... If she is an obiageli, dear brother, run for ur dear life !
How wud u know? She wud start avoiding u , u may call her, she wudnt take , nor call back. D gud ones might form vex a lil, but quickly come arnd, if d vex ties gele, knot tie with jacket n kills it off with wrapper round d waist, run!

SENSE PILL 7: Neva call a Lady more than Twice in a row , NEVER !

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