I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 - Christianity Etc (6) - Nairaland
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| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 8:50am On Jul 15, 2016 |
otemanuduno:guilty |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by ebiagtales: 8:50am On Jul 15, 2016 |
He felt guilty |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 8:52am On Jul 15, 2016 |
geoworldedu:15pts |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 8:53am On Jul 15, 2016 |
6. Who hated the appearance of a serpent? |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 9:07am On Jul 15, 2016 |
Nymphidis |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by KingJahzmineKing(m): 9:07am On Jul 15, 2016 |
Nymphidis |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Nobody: 9:10am On Jul 15, 2016 |
keandre:15 points |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by KingJahzmineKing(m): 9:18am On Jul 15, 2016 |
Muafrika2:I know say you dey. enjoy this thread.....just renounce jesus and serve the true God Dmino Reverad and reason with otemanduno, this is the reality |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by KingJahzmineKing(m): 9:20am On Jul 15, 2016 |
keandre you are sighted.........bad man |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 10:34am On Jul 15, 2016 |
keandre:Latest score: Keandre-30pts Geoworldedu-15pts Kingjahzmineking- 6pts Ranchoddas-3pts Ebiagtales-3pts |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 10:46am On Jul 15, 2016 |
otemanuduno:Should be 33pts. |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by Nobody: 4:09pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
KingJahzmineKing:Reality ![]() |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otem4eartum: 8:04pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
Latest score: Keandre- Geoworldedu-15pts Kingjahzmineking- 6pts Ranchoddas-3pts Ebiagtales-3pts |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 5:54pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
CHAPTER FOURTEEN THE DIVISION OF NYMPHRADITE 1. And it came to pass that Ephradite began to pester Earthus to lie with him. 2. And Nymphidis knew nothing of such because he was much obsessed with his garden. 3. When Earthus was undressed did Ephradite barge into her tent and demanded a round of pleasure. 4. Earthus was set into confusion as she quickly covered her lower parts to prevent Ephradite from seeing it. 5. And Ephradite raised his voice and said, O Earthus, why cover yourself, for I have already seen your delectable parts? 6. Your waist down to your laps are like the sunpillar in the sky. Come close to me and let me have your body between my ribs. 7. Come now, O Earthus, for Nymphidis shall not come until the evening time. 8. Earthus refused the advances of Ephradite and said, I shall not break the truce we made: as long as we be together, Nymphidis alone shall be my husband. 9. Break not your covenant with him so soon. You have promised to stay away from me, else this continent shall be broken apart. 10. Nymphidis shall not cherish a sight of you and I in the bed of pleasure. Let me be, O Ephradite! Let the breath of my nostril pour smoothly out of me. 11. Hasten up not the pumping of my heart for I am gripped with fear at this sight of yours. 12. And it came to pass when Earthus will not succumb to the pleas of Ephradite to lie with her that he made ready some of the breezes he had sorted out. 13. The breeze was the one which can make you laugh and faint. 14. Earthus was on her bed when Ephradite appeared at the door of her tent. Nymphidis was away as usual, for he had no time to take care of her. 15. When Earthus saw Ephradite at the door, she quickly covered herself on her bed, but he opened the gourd wherein was the breeze which incites laughter. 16. Earthus began to laugh her consciousness off as Ephradite moved close to her bed. 17. And at the selfsame hour did Eartum arose and followed the oceans for to see Earthus. 18. At this time, the oceans were three altogether; hibidis, engeli and eartum. And eartum was the mother of the oceans for it was from it that hibidis and engeli emerged. 19. And the ocean engeli was the one which flowed between the continent of Euchaleb and Nymphradite while hibidis was the one which flowed between Chimurmoh and Nymphradite. 20. And Eartum walked through engeli for to visit Earthus. And as he came close to the window of Earthus that he began to hear the laughing voice of Earthus. 21. He peeped through the window and found Ephradite lying on her bosom while she laughed out in pleasure. 22. Eartum stepped in and set his eyes on Earthus who herself appeared to be looking at him, but did not stop laughing and having fun with Nymphradite. 23. And this thing grieved Eartum insomuch that he turned around to leave immediately, but then Nymphidis came in. 24. What is this? Nymphidis screamed when he saw his wife under Ephradite's bowel. 25. He also saw Eartum and believed that they were both taking turn to lie with his wife. 26. Mother Earthus' consciousness came back to her at that moment. Behold she was stark Unclad. 27. When Earthus saw Eartum staring at her face, she was filled with shame. Eartum shook his head and made to leave but Nymphidis would not give way. 28. Why do you come to my home, O Eartum? Did you come from the oceans for the purpose of lying with Earthus my wife? 29. Eartum was speechless because he himself was confused. So he did not listen to Nymphidis as he got ready to leave. 30. But Nymphidis stood on his way to resist him. A great fight ensued between the three sons of God, but mother Earthus could only watch them fight. 31. The fight lasted for fifty five days and at the end, they promised to go apart, everyone of them. 32. Ephradite and Earthus then began to break their own land away from Nymphidis' land to avoid trouble. 33. And Eartum was disappointed at Earthus who lay down her body for Ephradite to climb. But Earthus began to tell Eartum the truth of the matter but he did not believe her, saying, did I not hear your voice of laughter? 34. Behold, I shall go back to the oceans and never return to you again, because you allowed Ephradite to climb on you. 35. So did Eartum return to the oceans and Earthus mourned him for many years. 36. And at the end of a century was the completion of the breaking apart of the land of Nymphradite complete and three great land emerged, which are called the land of Phidis, the land of Phradite and the land of Arthus. 37. And between the land of Phidis and Phradite emerged an ocean named phiph by Eartum and another named phidarth emerged between Phidis and Arthus. |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 5:56pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
Kingjahzmineking, Ranchoddas, Nuelzy, 01Mysticdon, Keandre, Geoworldedu, Ganjafama, etc. Pls show up, the Q&A is back again with full force till month end. |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 6:14pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by 01Mysticdon(m): 6:17pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
otemanuduno:noted! But I dne miss some chapters |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 6:32pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
01Mysticdon:Just read the last chapter I paste here. That's where I'll ask the questions from. |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by 01Mysticdon(m): 6:36pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
otemanuduno:noted! |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 7:56pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
1. Who asked Earthus to have sex with him? |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 7:57pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Ephradite |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 7:58pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
geoworldedu:18pts |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 7:01am On Jul 29, 2016 |
2. The breeze used by Ephradite on Earthus could incite ___________________ |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 7:07am On Jul 29, 2016 |
laughter |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 7:11am On Jul 29, 2016 |
geoworldedu.. nawa u o |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 7:15am On Jul 29, 2016 |
keandre:See you... you don go too far. I who no like money ![]() |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 7:15am On Jul 29, 2016 |
geoworldedu:21pts |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 7:16am On Jul 29, 2016 |
Latest score: Keandre-33pts Geoworldedu-21pts Kingjahzmineking- 6pts Ranchoddas-3pts Ebiagtales-3pts |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 7:19am On Jul 29, 2016 |
3. For how many days did the fight between Eartum, Ephradite and Nymphidis last? |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by keandre: 7:19am On Jul 29, 2016 |
55days |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by geoworldedu: 7:20am On Jul 29, 2016 |
55 |
| Re: I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalander And Not Jehovah Anymore: Season 4 by otemanuduno(op): 7:21am On Jul 29, 2016 |
keandre:36pts |
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