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eme1n:
You enter one chance! Don't test people and think you've achieved greatness..

Him still de start o.

Godmother:
I saw this on facebook few days back and it made my day. The response to it were so hilarious that I was laughing for hours. Chai

[b] SHE SLEPT IN THE KITCHEN AND WON MY HEART..

The testimony of Mr John chikezie and his wife...
.
my name Is John chikezie and I was born in abject poverty.
my father worked for the Nigerian Railway but was retrenched after 10years of his services without pension.
my mother being the virtuous woman that she was took up the responsibilities, and when things got worse we relocated to the village where my father was rendered totally useless by household enemies , principalities and powers.
He would come home drunk only to start beating my mother, stripping her naked in front of us,
the children.
My mother being a woman of virtue never uttered a word of complaint nor raised her hands against my father.
You see one thing with you young ladies is that you don't keep your mouth shut and endure, young ladies are not aware that marriage is a parcel and whatever you see in it you take it like that.
I must really applaud my mother for making me realize that there are indeed patient and loving women in the world.
While my father was busy being the village drunk, my mother was busy raising us well and of course in the way of the lord.
.
I got into the university and after four years I graduated with a good result, I did my NYSC in Lagos where I was exposed to evil social vices and Lagos girls who were only after a man's destiny.
it was so sad that I broke my celibacy vow and lost my innocence to a lady of the night at ikeja, from whom I contracted gonorrhea, it took me a year to treat this punishment for the sins of the flesh , after I was done with my service it was hard securing a job, but thank God for Rev Ndubuisi who revealed to me that it was the lady of the night that was working against me , I was delivered and redeemed .
After my deliverance I cried at the feet of Our Lady Fatima and on that spot I renewed my celibacy vow.
In 2005 I got a job that I excelled in and was promoted as the area manager ,I didn't want to work for someone, so when I saved enough money I established my own business which became successful after two years.
.
In 2008 I decided it was time for me to settle down (marry) .
I had already built and furnished my house but still stayed in my one room apartment, I didn't want a woman who would love me for my money.
.
I met my wife in December, she was a chorister, shy and dark-skinned, she reminded me of my mother but I wanted to be sure so I began my test...
.
the first test was when I shouted at her In public, she kept quiet and the next day came to me seeking for peace even though I was clearly the one at fault.
She had passed the "character test "
.
the second test was when I gave her a thousand naira (1000) to cook my favorite soup, do you know that she cooked a wonderful soup with that mediocre amount of money.
She had passed the "Cooking and Managerial test"
.
I couldn't believe it!
she was just too much!
.
I went into my prayer closet
where the final test was revealed to me..
.
.
.
I asked her to move into my apartment....
.
she was hesitant at first
but complied later

.
do you know that all through her stay in my house she slept in the kitchen ..
.
for one-week she slept there on the ground...
.
I became sure that she was the one...
.
she had passed the " Fornication test "...
.
.
on the last day of her night in the kitchen
by 12am I lifted her
and said
"philo"
"philo"
"philo"
"you are my wife "
and that was it!
.
after a few weeks I married her...
even though she wasn't a virgin.
.
I'm glad[/b]

a lady should endure as if u men are fire or hot water,there are still some men with archaic brain. Pheww,I pity d lady sha.

Kikikiki
Guy you bad no be small

MrMcJay:
Ogbanje dey do promo and my guyman don buy market.

Don't worry. Her test for you is coming after marriage. Touch her like your father and she'll use better slap to reset your destiny. She'll slap you so hard that your Dad would shout in the village.

Really? Just like that? Someone praise the *Lord*

Lol I laff in Spanish! Soon the tester will become the tested! Gracias! A bien tot!!

Tf

OP gan-an sef!


Wickedness of d highest order

haha see test

Jobless man

edwife:
The moment you shout at me in public, don't look forward to the next morning....astalavista baby

Im a guy and i agree with you. Hasta la vista baby ....Only matured people can relate to the popular source.. TERMINATOR 2...

village man!
you for jejely go village go take wife instead of all this long tory... test ko..

with all this emotional abuse?

Godmother:
As in ehn! I wish I could see the part two of this story. This lady is obviously pretending and will soo show this guy

My exact thoughts maybe her babalawo / pastor told her what to do already

Philo Philo you are my wife


I laugh in spiritual powers

nonsense

This has no doubt got to be the most stu.pid thing I have EVER read on NL. Foo.lish on too many levels to analyze.

And I'm a guy....now imagine how I'll feel if I were female.
Babe sef siddon dey do nonsense...that's the type that will be smiling when a husband is breaking bottles on her head.

blkmum700:
will you move to my flat and sleep in my kitchen to be my wife,i need to be sure you're not after my billions.

Hahahahah!!! If one week on your kitchen floor will get me your billions, I will gladly do that. After all na business and in business we take risks

:Ddont evn test me,evn if na blood test

She ate my Dung,i lift her up and told her you are my wife today we are happily married,how many girls can eat dung?

FOOL..... all the while she was sleeping on the floor, she was F***ing another guy.. idi** test.

MrMcJay:
Ogbanje dey do promo and my guyman don buy market.

Don't worry. Her test for you is coming after marriage. Touch her like your father and she'll use better slap to reset your destiny. She'll slap you so hard that your Dad would shout in the village.

Loooooooooooooooooooool

I laughed so loud & hard bro,

MEANING!!!


I didn't laugh cos I couldn't make sense out of the whole t.



Thank God she didn't sleep in the toilet.

litaninja:
This has no doubt got to be the most stu.pid thing I have EVER read on NL. Foo.lish on too many levels to analyze.

And I'm a guy....now imagine how I'll feel if I were female.
Babe sef siddon dey do nonsense...that's the type that will be smiling when a husband is breaking bottles on her head.

Odiegwu that's the type that will slap you 10 times if you slap her once, and will poison you if you disturb her too much.

She saw through him, so she pretended to get what she want. Just wish he will post the next phase.

I am laughing because season two will be the wind of change.

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I feel sorry for dis man.. He thinks he is perfect by setting test for d imperfect girl. Well this can only happen in Africa magic

Godmother:
I saw this on facebook few days back and it made my day. The response to it were so hilarious that I was laughing for hours. Chai

[b] SHE SLEPT IN THE KITCHEN AND WON MY HEART..

The testimony of Mr John chikezie and his wife...
.
my name Is John chikezie and I was born in abject poverty.
my father worked for the Nigerian Railway but was retrenched after 10years of his services without pension.
my mother being the virtuous woman that she was took up the responsibilities, and when things got worse we relocated to the village where my father was rendered totally useless by household enemies , principalities and powers.
He would come home drunk only to start beating my mother, stripping her naked in front of us,
the children.
My mother being a woman of virtue never uttered a word of complaint nor raised her hands against my father.
You see one thing with you young ladies is that you don't keep your mouth shut and endure, young ladies are not aware that marriage is a parcel and whatever you see in it you take it like that.
I must really applaud my mother for making me realize that there are indeed patient and loving women in the world.
While my father was busy being the village drunk, my mother was busy raising us well and of course in the way of the lord.
.
I got into the university and after four years I graduated with a good result, I did my NYSC in Lagos where I was exposed to evil social vices and Lagos girls who were only after a man's destiny.
it was so sad that I broke my celibacy vow and lost my innocence to a lady of the night at ikeja, from whom I contracted gonorrhea, it took me a year to treat this punishment for the sins of the flesh , after I was done with my service it was hard securing a job, but thank God for Rev Ndubuisi who revealed to me that it was the lady of the night that was working against me , I was delivered and redeemed .
After my deliverance I cried at the feet of Our Lady Fatima and on that spot I renewed my celibacy vow.
In 2005 I got a job that I excelled in and was promoted as the area manager ,I didn't want to work for someone, so when I saved enough money I established my own business which became successful after two years.
.
In 2008 I decided it was time for me to settle down (marry) .
I had already built and furnished my house but still stayed in my one room apartment, I didn't want a woman who would love me for my money.
.
I met my wife in December, she was a chorister, shy and dark-skinned, she reminded me of my mother but I wanted to be sure so I began my test...
.
the first test was when I shouted at her In public, she kept quiet and the next day came to me seeking for peace even though I was clearly the one at fault.
She had passed the "character test "
.
the second test was when I gave her a thousand naira (1000) to cook my favorite soup, do you know that she cooked a wonderful soup with that mediocre amount of money.
She had passed the "Cooking and Managerial test"
.
I couldn't believe it!
she was just too much!
.
I went into my prayer closet
where the final test was revealed to me..
.
.
.
I asked her to move into my apartment....
.
she was hesitant at first
but complied later

.
do you know that all through her stay in my house she slept in the kitchen ..
.
for one-week she slept there on the ground...
.
I became sure that she was the one...
.
she had passed the " Fornication test "...
.
.
on the last day of her night in the kitchen
by 12am I lifted her
and said
"philo"
"philo"
"philo"
"you are my wife "
and that was it!
.
after a few weeks I married her...
even though she wasn't a virgin.
.
I'm glad[/b]

if she put u 2 a test wil u pass?aboki nama

Godmother:
I saw this on facebook few days back and it made my day. The response to it were so hilarious that I was laughing for hours. Chai

[b] SHE SLEPT IN THE KITCHEN AND WON MY HEART..

The testimony of Mr John chikezie and his wife...
.
my name Is John chikezie and I was born in abject poverty.
my father worked for the Nigerian Railway but was retrenched after 10years of his services without pension.
my mother being the virtuous woman that she was took up the responsibilities, and when things got worse we relocated to the village where my father was rendered totally useless by household enemies , principalities and powers.
He would come home drunk only to start beating my mother, stripping her naked in front of us,
the children.
My mother being a woman of virtue never uttered a word of complaint nor raised her hands against my father.
You see one thing with you young ladies is that you don't keep your mouth shut and endure, young ladies are not aware that marriage is a parcel and whatever you see in it you take it like that.
I must really applaud my mother for making me realize that there are indeed patient and loving women in the world.
While my father was busy being the village drunk, my mother was busy raising us well and of course in the way of the lord.
.
I got into the university and after four years I graduated with a good result, I did my NYSC in Lagos where I was exposed to evil social vices and Lagos girls who were only after a man's destiny.
it was so sad that I broke my celibacy vow and lost my innocence to a lady of the night at ikeja, from whom I contracted gonorrhea, it took me a year to treat this punishment for the sins of the flesh , after I was done with my service it was hard securing a job, but thank God for Rev Ndubuisi who revealed to me that it was the lady of the night that was working against me , I was delivered and redeemed .
After my deliverance I cried at the feet of Our Lady Fatima and on that spot I renewed my celibacy vow.
In 2005 I got a job that I excelled in and was promoted as the area manager ,I didn't want to work for someone, so when I saved enough money I established my own business which became successful after two years.
.
In 2008 I decided it was time for me to settle down (marry) .
I had already built and furnished my house but still stayed in my one room apartment, I didn't want a woman who would love me for my money.
.
I met my wife in December, she was a chorister, shy and dark-skinned, she reminded me of my mother but I wanted to be sure so I began my test...
.
the first test was when I shouted at her In public, she kept quiet and the next day came to me seeking for peace even though I was clearly the one at fault.
She had passed the "character test "
.
the second test was when I gave her a thousand naira (1000) to cook my favorite soup, do you know that she cooked a wonderful soup with that mediocre amount of money.
She had passed the "Cooking and Managerial test"
.
I couldn't believe it!
she was just too much!
.
I went into my prayer closet
where the final test was revealed to me..
.
.
.
I asked her to move into my apartment....
.
she was hesitant at first
but complied later

.
do you know that all through her stay in my house she slept in the kitchen ..
.
for one-week she slept there on the ground...
.
I became sure that she was the one...
.
she had passed the " Fornication test "...
.
.
on the last day of her night in the kitchen
by 12am I lifted her
and said
"philo"
"philo"
"philo"
"you are my wife "
and that was it!
.
after a few weeks I married her...
even though she wasn't a virgin.
.
I'm glad[/b]

Waz dis? Smh! And you don't need testing abi! True men and women have better things driving them. They respect themselves and each other. She sleeps in the kitchen to prove whatever to you who sleeps elsewhere comfortably. I'm keeping my sanity writing this, but in sobriety, you are really illmotivated or just comfortably ignorant.

Clown, you made her sleep in the kitchen before realizing she was your wife..Awon eleyi wicked gon

Where was the guy sleeping when Philo was sleeping in the kitchen? I pity people's opinions about women. Some think that girls are slaves that you need to test their loyalty before buying. It is good to find a girl that will be loyal to you but why subject her to such cruelty just to prove a point? We, men always think that once we have gotten the money and can provide for the girl,then you are qualified to marry any girl, both virgin and 'unvirgin'. Very bad!

Godmother:
As in ehn! I wish I could see the part two of this story. This lady is obviously pretending and will soo show this guy

Obviously the story is fabricated.