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Omotayor123:
Oh my Gosh !!!
The final test is ridiculous. You asked her to move into Your house And she complied she then went ahead to sleep in the kitchen. So you think she is a Wife Material....

Pretence of Life!!! Bro. Sorry But Your mumu no get Part 2.

She go soon show you her real face!

Olodo since 2008..... He married her.
You reading the story today.
The real face na old age

MissHatey:
[size=16pt]I can't stop laughing ooo. Op, you are just like your father, yeah a true son of your papa. That lady pretended very well to get the ring. SMH! Wait tikk she brings out her true colour. Never heard that 'retired oloshos' are always in church. Test ko, exam ni. Better check yourself, don't be like your father!!![/size]

op said he came across the story on facebook.

Godmother:
I saw this on facebook few days back and it made my day. The response to it were so hilarious that I was laughing for hours. Chai

[b] SHE SLEPT IN THE KITCHEN AND WON MY HEART..

The testimony of Mr John chikezie and his wife...
.
my name Is John chikezie and I was born in abject poverty.
my father worked for the Nigerian Railway but was retrenched after 10years of his services without pension.
my mother being the virtuous woman that she was took up the responsibilities, and when things got worse we relocated to the village where my father was rendered totally useless by household enemies , principalities and powers.
He would come home drunk only to start beating my mother, stripping her naked in front of us,
the children.
My mother being a woman of virtue never uttered a word of complaint nor raised her hands against my father.
You see one thing with you young ladies is that you don't keep your mouth shut and endure, young ladies are not aware that marriage is a parcel and whatever you see in it you take it like that.
I must really applaud my mother for making me realize that there are indeed patient and loving women in the world.
While my father was busy being the village drunk, my mother was busy raising us well and of course in the way of the lord.
.
I got into the university and after four years I graduated with a good result, I did my NYSC in Lagos where I was exposed to evil social vices and Lagos girls who were only after a man's destiny.
it was so sad that I broke my celibacy vow and lost my innocence to a lady of the night at ikeja, from whom I contracted gonorrhea, it took me a year to treat this punishment for the sins of the flesh , after I was done with my service it was hard securing a job, but thank God for Rev Ndubuisi who revealed to me that it was the lady of the night that was working against me , I was delivered and redeemed .
After my deliverance I cried at the feet of Our Lady Fatima and on that spot I renewed my celibacy vow.
In 2005 I got a job that I excelled in and was promoted as the area manager ,I didn't want to work for someone, so when I saved enough money I established my own business which became successful after two years.
.
In 2008 I decided it was time for me to settle down (marry) .
I had already built and furnished my house but still stayed in my one room apartment, I didn't want a woman who would love me for my money.
.
I met my wife in December, she was a chorister, shy and dark-skinned, she reminded me of my mother but I wanted to be sure so I began my test...
.
the first test was when I shouted at her In public, she kept quiet and the next day came to me seeking for peace even though I was clearly the one at fault.
She had passed the "character test "
.
the second test was when I gave her a thousand naira (1000) to cook my favorite soup, do you know that she cooked a wonderful soup with that mediocre amount of money.
She had passed the "Cooking and Managerial test"
.
I couldn't believe it!
she was just too much!
.
I went into my prayer closet
where the final test was revealed to me..
.
.
.
I asked her to move into my apartment....
.
she was hesitant at first
but complied later

.
do you know that all through her stay in my house she slept in the kitchen ..
.
for one-week she slept there on the ground...
.
I became sure that she was the one...
.
she had passed the " Fornication test "...
.
.
on the last day of her night in the kitchen
by 12am I lifted her
and said
"philo"
"philo"
"philo"
"you are my wife "
and that was it!
.
after a few weeks I married her...
even though she wasn't a virgin.
.
I'm glad[/b]

Congratulations on finding yourself a slave, sorry, wife.

Eyah.. he met his "sent from heaven"

So cool

edwife:
The moment you shout at me in public, don't look forward to the next morning....astalavista baby

hit me all, you watch too much of terminator, action too much, that's y u can't pass Op test. lolsss

Godmother:
I saw this on facebook few days back and it made my day. The response to it were so hilarious that I was laughing for hours. Chai

[b] SHE SLEPT IN THE KITCHEN AND WON MY HEART..

The testimony of Mr John chikezie and his wife...
.
my name Is John chikezie and I was born in abject poverty.
my father worked for the Nigerian Railway but was retrenched after 10years of his services without pension.
my mother being the virtuous woman that she was took up the responsibilities, and when things got worse we relocated to the village where my father was rendered totally useless by household enemies , principalities and powers.
He would come home drunk only to start beating my mother, stripping her naked in front of us,
the children.
My mother being a woman of virtue never uttered a word of complaint nor raised her hands against my father.
You see one thing with you young ladies is that you don't keep your mouth shut and endure, young ladies are not aware that marriage is a parcel and whatever you see in it you take it like that.
I must really applaud my mother for making me realize that there are indeed patient and loving women in the world.
While my father was busy being the village drunk, my mother was busy raising us well and of course in the way of the lord.
.
I got into the university and after four years I graduated with a good result, I did my NYSC in Lagos where I was exposed to evil social vices and Lagos girls who were only after a man's destiny.
it was so sad that I broke my celibacy vow and lost my innocence to a lady of the night at ikeja, from whom I contracted gonorrhea, it took me a year to treat this punishment for the sins of the flesh , after I was done with my service it was hard securing a job, but thank God for Rev Ndubuisi who revealed to me that it was the lady of the night that was working against me , I was delivered and redeemed .
After my deliverance I cried at the feet of Our Lady Fatima and on that spot I renewed my celibacy vow.
In 2005 I got a job that I excelled in and was promoted as the area manager ,I didn't want to work for someone, so when I saved enough money I established my own business which became successful after two years.
.
In 2008 I decided it was time for me to settle down (marry) .
I had already built and furnished my house but still stayed in my one room apartment, I didn't want a woman who would love me for my money.
.
I met my wife in December, she was a chorister, shy and dark-skinned, she reminded me of my mother but I wanted to be sure so I began my test...
.
the first test was when I shouted at her In public, she kept quiet and the next day came to me seeking for peace even though I was clearly the one at fault.
She had passed the "character test "
.
the second test was when I gave her a thousand naira (1000) to cook my favorite soup, do you know that she cooked a wonderful soup with that mediocre amount of money.
She had passed the "Cooking and Managerial test"
.
I couldn't believe it!
she was just too much!
.
I went into my prayer closet
where the final test was revealed to me..
.
.
.
I asked her to move into my apartment....
.
she was hesitant at first
but complied later

.
do you know that all through her stay in my house she slept in the kitchen ..
.
for one-week she slept there on the ground...
.
I became sure that she was the one...
.
she had passed the " Fornication test "...
.
.
on the last day of her night in the kitchen
by 12am I lifted her
and said
"philo"
"philo"
"philo"
"you are my wife "
and that was it!
.
after a few weeks I married her...
even though she wasn't a virgin.
.
I'm glad[/b]

Senseless, stupid and rubbish tests.

banmee:
Obviously the story is fabricated.

you'd be surprised some people obviously reason like this.

Thank god my agbani has found a husband who's being raised to be a gentleman by a gentleman father.

If not, how will I open my two eyes and let her marry someone from yonder without first doing a psych evaluation?

Would you like a woman to give you that kind of test?

Xiadnat:
Aw. What a sweet story. I commend the story really.

I don't know why this story is getting too much negative comment. I think I'm just way too innocent- cause I just really liked this guy's approach in seeking a partner. Jesus was tested and he was the son of God. We go thru tests all the time in life (spiritual tests, academic or vocational tests), why not a life partner?

Marriage is entered selflessly. You go in with the mindset to "serve" first and foremost. And, that's the "purest" form of love -

In reality though, I think we all should be putting our life partners to "test". Choosing a mate for life and of holy matrimony should not be threaded lightly. It is not what you call it that matters, it's your intention.

I cannot speak of this guys intention or motives, it is clear that he was doing his due deligience. It wasn't just about ass, boobs and external other features.

We can't pass judgement about what kind of husband this guy will be based on this story. He may have being in anguish the entire time she was sleeping on the floor or yelling at her or gave her insufficient money. We can't pass what kind of wife or woman she is or will be either. I hope she had her own "tests" for the guy too. I am sure she already knew anyway, and it was the guys' time to find out on his own "tests".

Anyway, two thumps up. Good story. I hope the couple are still going on strong and happy in their union.

banmee:
It's the Nigerian way. I dare say, some Nigerian women deserve whatever perception men in Nigeria have of them. On another thread, a lot of them are in support of Dino threatening to rape Tinubu's wife. It's all about the mentality. And Nigeria's is worse than that of a dog.

Right on the money.

We are the ones who uphold the cultures that oppress us.

cococandy:
Right on the money.

We are the ones who uphold the cultures that oppress us.

Sad isn't it?

cococandy:
you'd be surprised some people obviously reason like this.

Thank god my agbani has found a husband who's being raised to be a gentleman by a gentleman father.

If not, how will open my two eyes and let her marry someone from yonder without first doing a a psych evaluation?

That put a smile on my face. I won't lie though; Growing up I used to think like that until my organization cured me of that nonsense. Nigeria's problem is exposure. They just don't know a better way.

eme1n:
You enter one chance! Don't test people and think you've achieved greatness..

even God tested Job. so what are we talking about. The true character of a man is wot he will do if he knows dat he won't be discovered.

The man and woman portrayed in this facebook labe orun story are both "grade A mumus!"

AyoolaIgwe:
even God tested Job. so what are we talking about. The true character of a man is wot he will do if he knows dat he won't be discovered.

Smh.

All i see here is total JEALOUSY 4rm ladies here.....

U better learn frm dis story. Cos responsible men ar scare des days to marry.
Take it or leave it....

Duru009:
All i see here is total JEALOUSY 4rm ladies here.....

U better learn frm dis story. Cos responsible men ar scare des days to marry.
Take it or leave it....

You heard that ladies. You'all better learn how to be a slave. That's the only way to survive marital life in Nigeria.

abimbawealth:
Huh

cococandy:
Right on the money.
We are the ones who uphold the cultures that oppress us.

aalangel:
Senseless, stupid and rubbish tests.

Bro, go and hide o..
Ladies mean you on this your testing d microphone tori u gave us

Chai, these ladies got no chills mehn

Godmother:
As in ehn! I wish I could see the part two of this story. This lady is obviously pretending and will soo show this guy

funniest part am suspecting she knows the guy is rich....dis guy as entered one chance motor

Duru009:
All i see here is total JEALOUSY 4rm ladies here.....

U better learn frm dis story. Cos responsible men ar scare des days to marry.
Take it or leave it....

hohohohoho just passing bro work hard

Godmother:
I saw this on facebook few days back and it made my day. The response to it were so hilarious that I was laughing for hours. Chai

[b] SHE SLEPT IN THE KITCHEN AND WON MY HEART..

The testimony of Mr John chikezie and his wife...
.
my name Is John chikezie and I was born in abject poverty.
my father worked for the Nigerian Railway but was retrenched after 10years of his services without pension.
my mother being the virtuous woman that she was took up the responsibilities, and when things got worse we relocated to the village where my father was rendered totally useless by household enemies , principalities and powers.
He would come home drunk only to start beating my mother, stripping her naked in front of us,
the children.
My mother being a woman of virtue never uttered a word of complaint nor raised her hands against my father.
You see one thing with you young ladies is that you don't keep your mouth shut and endure, young ladies are not aware that marriage is a parcel and whatever you see in it you take it like that.
I must really applaud my mother for making me realize that there are indeed patient and loving women in the world.
While my father was busy being the village drunk, my mother was busy raising us well and of course in the way of the lord.
.
I got into the university and after four years I graduated with a good result, I did my NYSC in Lagos where I was exposed to evil social vices and Lagos girls who were only after a man's destiny.
it was so sad that I broke my celibacy vow and lost my innocence to a lady of the night at ikeja, from whom I contracted gonorrhea, it took me a year to treat this punishment for the sins of the flesh , after I was done with my service it was hard securing a job, but thank God for Rev Ndubuisi who revealed to me that it was the lady of the night that was working against me , I was delivered and redeemed .
After my deliverance I cried at the feet of Our Lady Fatima and on that spot I renewed my celibacy vow.
In 2005 I got a job that I excelled in and was promoted as the area manager ,I didn't want to work for someone, so when I saved enough money I established my own business which became successful after two years.
.
In 2008 I decided it was time for me to settle down (marry) .
I had already built and furnished my house but still stayed in my one room apartment, I didn't want a woman who would love me for my money.
.
I met my wife in December, she was a chorister, shy and dark-skinned, she reminded me of my mother but I wanted to be sure so I began my test...
.
the first test was when I shouted at her In public, she kept quiet and the next day came to me seeking for peace even though I was clearly the one at fault.
She had passed the "character test "
.
the second test was when I gave her a thousand naira (1000) to cook my favorite soup, do you know that she cooked a wonderful soup with that mediocre amount of money.
She had passed the "Cooking and Managerial test"
.
I couldn't believe it!
she was just too much!
.
I went into my prayer closet
where the final test was revealed to me..
.
.
.
I asked her to move into my apartment....
.
she was hesitant at first
but complied later

.
do you know that all through her stay in my house she slept in the kitchen ..
.
for one-week she slept there on the ground...
.
I became sure that she was the one...
.
she had passed the " Fornication test "...
.
.
on the last day of her night in the kitchen
by 12am I lifted her
and said
"philo"
"philo"
"philo"
"you are my wife "
and that was it!
.
after a few weeks I married her...
even though she wasn't a virgin.
.
I'm glad[/b]

Story for the monkeys.

?

Total idiot, mumu

Some men sha...... feeling stupidly superior since 1308 AD!!!

I pray you don't become your father when the going gets tough..... and expect her to tolerate the village drunk.

Go and read " The Purpose and Power of a woman" by Myles Munroe

Are you so perfect? You guys are looking for the best, are you also good for her?

Omotayor123:
Oh my Gosh !!!
The final test is ridiculous. You asked her to move into Your house And she complied she then went ahead to sleep in the kitchen. So you think she is a Wife Material....

Pretence of Life!!! Bro. Sorry But Your mumu no get Part 2.

She go soon show you her real face!

All the test to me seem weird and off key.

wow it nice...

THE TYPE OF EXPOSURE EVERY GIRL THAT WONT CLOSE HER LEGS DESERVE

Lol, cunny man die, only cunny man fit bury am.

Read this story just now in the middle of the night and burst into laughter. My neighbors in my face me I face you will think ayam mad!!!

See why it is not good to raise kids in abusive homes, it just rubs off one way or another.

If only his mother had listened and walked away from the already failed and abusive marriage, maybe her son wouldn't have ended up like this...but no... she had to endure for the kids... And the cycle continues.

eme1n:
You enter one chance! Don't test people and think you've achieved greatness..

Asin.
After all ur test, did u observe she wasnt a virgin. Probably bonking others, u foool ooh.
Ya mama for comot dat house, wat if she d died there.
Hmmm, I dnt envy ur life.

A test of Incompetence