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Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by SirDavico(op): 7:35am On Aug 01, 2016

Yeah, you saw the tittle of this thread. I just want to know, and also, what are the roles attached to such office? And are such roles carried out, mainly offline or online?

Cc Tosyne2much , alias Mr. Ten-ten

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by ImDharay: 7:37am On Aug 01, 2016

mtcheeeeew...

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by Nobody: 7:37am On Aug 01, 2016

*incumbent*

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by Nobody: 7:37am On Aug 01, 2016

Incombent ko incumbent ni cheesy

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by Nobody: 7:39am On Aug 01, 2016

OdikwaRisky:
*incumbent*

How has pointing out people's grammatical errors on the internet, aided in improving your life?

#ITooKnow.

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Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by SirDavico(op): 7:39am On Aug 01, 2016

OdikwaRisky:
*incumbent*

That was an error, I've modified it.

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by SirDavico(op): 7:43am On Aug 01, 2016

Pandorabox:
Incombent ko incumbent ni

Pls are u above mistakes?

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by Nobody: 7:43am On Aug 01, 2016

It's too early for this
Just swerve

Caravan:
How has pointing out people's grammatical errors on the internet, aided in improving your life?

#ITooKnow.

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by Nobody: 7:46am On Aug 01, 2016

OdikwaRisky:
It's too early for this
Just swerve

But it isn't too early to "form" English teacher on Nairaland abi?

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by SirDavico(op): 7:46am On Aug 01, 2016

Fairlyusedpant, hope u didn't come here just to read comments sad

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by Heromaniaa: 8:06am On Aug 01, 2016

I am the Incumbent Mr. Nairaland. How may I help you?

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by fairlyusedpant: 8:10am On Aug 01, 2016

SirDavico:
Fairlyusedpant, hope u didn't come here just to read comments

lolz, alright the incombent mr nairaland, sorry i mean the incumbent mr nairaland is tommfrench aka french meatpie
he is tall is complexion and fair in height, he is married to 5 wives and 10 children, he has a small house in banana island opposite total filling station akure

his work as mr nairaland is to keep an account on all the happenings here, like record the number of female nairalanders, the number of pregnant girls, the number of virgin girls and the number of oloshos here

his role as mr nairaland doesn't stop here ooo, his office is located at number 2 baba jide street opposite mobil shopping plaza abeokuta, where he gives marital advice to girls and he does some pratical lessons, as am typing this to you now, he is currently practicalizing his theory on one mama dumebi so his work is good, very soon he will handover to another nairalander to continue the work... Or do you want to take over him?

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by Nobody: 8:13am On Aug 01, 2016

Otondo

fairlyusedpant:
lolz, alright the incombent mr nairaland, sorry i mean the incumbent mr nairaland is tommfrench aka french meatpie
he is tall is complexion and fair in height, he is married to 5 wives and 10 children, he has a small house in banana island opposite total filling station akure

his work as mr nairaland is to keep an account on all the happenings here, like record the number of female nairalanders, the number of pregnant girls, the number of virgin girls and the number of oloshos here

his role as mr nairaland doesn't stop here ooo, his office is located at number 2 baba jide street opposite mobil shopping plaza abeokuta, where he gives marital advice to girls and he does some pratical lessons, as am typing this to you now, he is currently practicalizing his theory on one mama dumebi so his work is good, very soon he will handover to another nairalander to continue the work... Or do you want to take over him?

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by fairlyusedpant: 8:21am On Aug 01, 2016

OdikwaRisky:
Otondo

odikwa very very risky ooo cheesy

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by SirDavico(op): 8:23am On Aug 01, 2016

fairlyusedpant:
lolz, alright the incombent mr nairaland, sorry i mean the incumbent mr nairaland is tommfrench aka french meatpie
he is tall is complexion and fair in height, he is married to 5 wives and 10 children, he has a small house in banana island opposite total filling station akure

his work as mr nairaland is to keep an account on all the happenings here, like record the number of female nairalanders, the number of pregnant girls, the number of virgin girls and the number of oloshos here

his role as mr nairaland doesn't stop here ooo, his office is located at number 2 baba jide street opposite mobil shopping plaza abeokuta, where he gives marital advice to girls and he does some pratical lessons, as am typing this to you now, he is currently practicalizing his theory on one mama dumebi so his work is good, very soon he will handover to another nairalander to continue the work... Or do you want to take over him?

LOL

So I miscalculatedly typed in ''o'' rather than ''u''..... Now you're all thinking I'm a block head sad

Isn't that puerile of u guys huh

Anyway, your write up was quite funny cheesy

I think u should try and give the humourless AY a run for his money

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by SirDavico(op): 8:26am On Aug 01, 2016

Heromaniaa:
I am the Incumbent Mr. Nairaland. How may I help you?

Are u sure? I ask because a king does not introduce himself

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by Nobody: 8:31am On Aug 01, 2016

fairlyusedpant:
odikwa very very risky ooo

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by Austeeenxx: 8:31am On Aug 01, 2016

Ser Winston Churchill.

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by Heromaniaa: 8:43am On Aug 01, 2016

SirDavico:
Are u sure? I ask because a king does not introduce himself

sometimes he makes an exception for the ignorant.
Just kidding, I am Mr. Nairaland but with no incumbent attached.

Re: Who's The Incumbent Mr Nairaland? by SirDavico(op): 8:49am On Aug 01, 2016

Heromaniaa:
sometimes he makes an exception for the ignorant.
Just kidding, I am Mr. Nairaland but with no incumbent attached.

First u say I'm an Ignoramus, then u say u're just kidding sad

How do I know u're not also kidding about who u say u are huh

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