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Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by Imhandsome(op): 2:44pm On Aug 07, 2016
1: They pee but start flushing down while unfinished yet. They wish to see, which of the liquids rashes down faster: the water or their urine!

2: Wake up with an erection and train their shooting skills in order not to miss the toilet.

3: Try to cover up the entire surface of the water in the toilet with the bubbles.

4: Look at their poop after they are done to see how pretty it is!

5: Try to go as far from the bathroom as they can and still not to miss it.

6: Start running up the stairs fast, as young boys, when no one is watching them.

7: Watch love movies and dread to be caught at it.

8: Clean their browser history for you not to see what sites they have visited.

9: Taking off their underpants, they kick them up with one foot and catch with another, like some soccer ball.

10: He dreams of saving you from terrorists.

11: Read and reread the comment they wish to leave on your Facebook page to avoid looking stupid.

12: Check the internet to see, what penis size is deemed to be average or standard.
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by niffymizzy(m): 2:46pm On Aug 07, 2016
Op ur heading ought to be 'things boys do when they are alone...





A real man think about one thing when he's alone





MONEY!!!
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by Nobody: 2:47pm On Aug 07, 2016
Eww
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by UrWorstNitemare: 2:49pm On Aug 07, 2016
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Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by Imhandsome(op): 2:51pm On Aug 07, 2016
niffymizzy:
Op ur heading ought to be 'things boys do when they are alone...





A real man think about one thing when he's alone





MONEY!!!
accepted
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by fdnoble2(m): 2:52pm On Aug 07, 2016
niffymizzy:
Op ur heading ought to be 'things boys do when they are alone...





A real man think about one thing when he's alone

yeah u r damn right....... money! money!! money!!!



MONEY!!!
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by Nateben(m): 2:53pm On Aug 07, 2016
Hahahahahaha, O.P, you are a Marra Fakka, no lies, I do absolutely all except...........

7, 10, 12 I personally hate love movies.






Typing...........












Peace I'm Out.....
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by ForeverYoung197(f): 2:55pm On Aug 07, 2016
Boys will comment while men will just read and leave with no trace.
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by ernesty20(m): 2:56pm On Aug 07, 2016
Things i do when i am alone.


1- think about money

2- the kind of woman i am gonno marry.. Cos i dnt wanna marry a devil in human form.

3- how my wedding day will look like

4 - how my children will look like

etc
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by hungryboy(m): 2:58pm On Aug 07, 2016
They masturbate with one hand and watch porn on their phone with the other hand.
I'm speaking from experience oh
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by azeecoboy(m):
I dey always think maybe iffa grow up,aw get more handsome lipsrsealed
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by 0955eb027(m): 3:07pm On Aug 07, 2016
I do the urine thingy.
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by youngest85(m): 3:23pm On Aug 07, 2016
hungryboy:
They masturbate with one hand and watch porn on their phone with the other hand.
I'm speaking from experience oh
I tink u'r right!
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by youngest85(m): 3:25pm On Aug 07, 2016
we delete, clear, wipe etc our browser history
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by Nobody: 4:18pm On Aug 07, 2016
Imhandsome:
1: They pee but start flushing down while unfinished yet. They wish to see, which of the liquids rashes down faster: the water or their urine!

2: Wake up with an erection and train their shooting skills in order not to miss the toilet.

3: Try to cover up the entire surface of the water in the toilet with the bubbles.

4: Look at their poop after they are done to see how pretty it is!

5: Try to go as far from the bathroom as they can and still not to miss it.

6: Start running up the stairs fast, as young boys, when no one is watching them.

7: Watch love movies and dread to be caught at it.

8: Clean their browser history for you not to see what sites they have visited.

9: Taking off their underpants, they kick them up with one foot and catch with another, like some soccer ball.

10: He dreams of saving you from terrorists.

11: Read and reread the comment they wish to leave on your Facebook page to avoid looking stupid.

12: Check the internet to see, what penis size is deemed to be average or standard.
I am guilty of this.No lie.
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by Nobody: 4:20pm On Aug 07, 2016
I dont believe this tongue
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by generalbush(m): 4:24pm On Aug 07, 2016
Read, Read, Read, Research, Then plan...
Re: Revealed! These Funny And Crazy Things Men Do When They’re Alone by Nobody: 4:27pm On Aug 07, 2016
False.
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