niffymizzy:
Op ur heading ought to be 'things boys do when they are alone...





A real man think about one thing when he's alone





MONEY!!!

niffymizzy:
Op ur heading ought to be 'things boys do when they are alone...





A real man think about one thing when he's alone

yeah u r damn right....... money! money!! money!!!



MONEY!!!

hungryboy:
They masturbate with one hand and watch porn on their phone with the other hand.
I'm speaking from experience oh

Imhandsome:
1: They pee but start flushing down while unfinished yet. They wish to see, which of the liquids rashes down faster: the water or their urine!

2: Wake up with an erection and train their shooting skills in order not to miss the toilet.

3: Try to cover up the entire surface of the water in the toilet with the bubbles.

4: Look at their poop after they are done to see how pretty it is!

5: Try to go as far from the bathroom as they can and still not to miss it.

6: Start running up the stairs fast, as young boys, when no one is watching them.

7: Watch love movies and dread to be caught at it.

8: Clean their browser history for you not to see what sites they have visited.

9: Taking off their underpants, they kick them up with one foot and catch with another, like some soccer ball.

10: He dreams of saving you from terrorists.

11: Read and reread the comment they wish to leave on your Facebook page to avoid looking stupid.

12: Check the internet to see, what penis size is deemed to be average or standard.