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| 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:36am On Aug 21, 2016 |
1. “Don’t you have your own house?” See wahala. Source:http://zikoko.com/list/nigerian-parents-ask-before-letting-you-go-out/ 37 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:37am On Aug 21, 2016 |
2. “What are you going to do there?” Armed robbery. What will I be going to do there before? 66 Likes 4 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:39am On Aug 21, 2016 |
3. “Can’t they visit you?” They have visited me. Oya? 69 Likes 8 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Confirmer(m): 12:39am On Aug 21, 2016*. Modified: 9:53am On Aug 21, 2016 |
 funny but true. 1 Like |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:41am On Aug 21, 2016 |
4. “How many times have they come here?” Chineke! 100 Likes 8 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:42am On Aug 21, 2016 |
5. “Do we know them?” What is it? 52 Likes 5 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:42am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Keep em coming |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:43am On Aug 21, 2016 |
6. “Where do they stay?” Why? Do you want to rent? 58 Likes 5 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Ugoeze2016: 12:45am On Aug 21, 2016*. Modified: 4:11pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Is anyone pursuing you here? Mai friend siddon dia 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:46am On Aug 21, 2016 |
7. “Are they in your school?” Jisos! Can I go already? 41 Likes 6 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:48am On Aug 21, 2016 |
8. “What are they studying?” You want to pay their school fees? 56 Likes 5 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:49am On Aug 21, 2016 |
9. “Who are their parents?” My God! 52 Likes 4 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:50am On Aug 21, 2016 |
10. “Where are they from?” Earth, I think. 100 Likes 8 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:52am On Aug 21, 2016 |
11. “What do their parents do?” Mummy oh! 64 Likes 5 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:53am On Aug 21, 2016 |
12. “Are they born again?” Am I Jesus? 127 Likes 9 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by SweetieConstie(f): 12:53am On Aug 21, 2016 |
I can relate to almost all... Thumbs up, OP...  Lalasticlala, come here sir...  7 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 12:54am On Aug 21, 2016 |
13. “Which church do they attend?” Na wa. 50 Likes 4 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by axishale(m): 1:00am On Aug 21, 2016 |
No12 best answer ever No go try am ooo 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 2:03am On Aug 21, 2016 |
lol... 1000 ways to chop dirty slap in African/nigerian home 18 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Slimflame(m): 4:08am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Me dey hol money i go be like
Me:mummy let me go and buy someting
Mummy::ok
i don comot be dat o me no get time for Q&A |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Twaci(f): 8:05am On Aug 21, 2016 |
| I swear I can relate to all! |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Soso990240(m): 8:57am On Aug 21, 2016 |
All just to protect u. Funny now,bt wasnt funny those years. 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by centyboy: 8:58am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Disciplinarian...my dad is one!☝ 1 Like |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by RealJaneDoe: 8:59am On Aug 21, 2016 |
lol 42 Likes 5 Shares
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Nobody: 9:00am On Aug 21, 2016 |
14) I know you are going there to watch tv, dont we have stereo player(the ancient one) at home? 15) who is hia father? 16) what is his name? 3 Likes |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Damfostopper(m): 9:00am On Aug 21, 2016 |
all aunty Suzan threads and things you can relate to are like 9 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by cyberdurable(m): 9:00am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by Btruth: 9:00am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Typical Nigerian parents. .......remember my mother then. Some of those questions will even come with some 'jara' slap. 1 Like |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by horlamelekan(m): 9:01am On Aug 21, 2016 |
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| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by BARRIKADE: 9:03am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Then after every question, dem go say dem get clothes for you to wash. go inside and pack them. 1 Like |
| Re: 13 Questions Nigerian Parents Ask When You Say You’re Going To Visit A Friend by HMZi: 9:03am On Aug 21, 2016 |
Op,una just cast my moda..lol..all the questions o! 3 Likes 1 Share |
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