Shout out to all the people who are at the “all my friends are getting married” age! Nice ‘saying’ huh? Yeah…saw that on
Twitter and thought…genius!

Whew inching closer to the 30’s and mid 30’s and everyone
asking you when you’re getting married I suppose?

Getting married is not the problem, the problem is finding a
keeper! A girl who will hold you down at your best and at your
worst; one who has the brains of Michelle Obama, the
confidence of Caroline Mutoko and the charisma and looks of
Julie Gichuru!

That, my friends, is the task!

If you aren’t sure, here are signs that you’re dating a keeper
and need to put a ring on it like yesterday!

1. She has a great sense of humor
Laughter is the best medicine. You need to be with someone
who is not afraid to be herself around you; one who doesn’t
take life too seriously sometimes. No one wants to come home
to gloomy-boring-always-annoyed-Jane after a long day of
work.

2. She’s a homemaker
She will cook for you, clean after you, make sure the house is
in order; after all, those are the basic wife duties; to take care
of the home.

3. She’s mature
Get you a girl who can let loose over the weekend yet watch
her drinking limits; one who’s not immersed in gossip and
superficiality.

4. She’s kind and compassionate
If your girl is rude to waiters for no apparent reason, that’s a
huge red flag right there. You should be with someone who is
caring and compassionate, it shows that her heart is pure!

5. She’s smart
Imagine taking your girl out for dinner with friends and family
and the discussions of Brexit or ISIS arise and she asks “What
is EU?” God! I’d be mortified. Date someone who can have a
meaningful conversation with your friends and family. Unless
you’re into the Donald Trump bimbo-blondie type…

6. She’s flexible
If I were a man, my ideal girl would be the kind that can switch
from gym wear to shorts for a weekend of watching a rugby
game, then to a sexy little black dress for date night…a girl who
is spontaneous and wants to partake in fun activities with you.
She doesn’t have to be sporty, but the kind of girl that’s not
worried about breaking her nails when you suggest a weekend
of trail biking at Karura.

7. She gets along with your family and friends
I don’t think there’s any possible way to be happily married to
someone who doesn’t get along with your family and friends
cause a majority of the time, your lives will revolve around
family and friends.

8. She adds value to your life
She makes your life better. Not as an arm-candy, but in the
sense that she holds you down; she’s there for you through the
ups and downs. She pushes you to reach your full potential,
she encourages you, prays for you, gives you the motivation to
become a better man!

9. She’s not afraid to call you out when you Bleep up
The girl who tells you that you’re spending, driving, drinking
recklessly is a keeper.

10. She’s not materialistic
Hey, we all want a vacation in Dubai and the latest phone. But
the girl you should marry is not driven by material things. She
just wants to love and to be loved! Everything else is extra…

11. She’s patient with you
She sticks by you through the good days and the bad. She
believes in you and is patient with you. This is the kind of girl
who will not rush to the divorce court when shit hits the fan in
your marriage and will instead try to work things out.

12. You’re comfortable around her
You don’t feel the need to change personas when you’re
around her. You can literally and comfortably bleat like a goat
when laughing and she will think “that’s so cute”, cause she
loves the things you hate about yourself and she doesn’t try to
change you.

13. You share similar values
You share the same beliefs e.g. on how to raise a family. If you
have different beliefs, sooner than later, there will be endless
tags of war on different issues.

14. She’s great around kids
God forbid that the person you’re dating is the kind that sees a
child and goes like “get that thing away from me”. Unless of
course, you both don’t want kids.

15. You’re sexually compatible
Things aren’t awkward in the bedroom.

av had enough of diz poo,

doesn't apply to naija hoez

I fear DS kain woman... their other side dey fierce pass hell.. Be bad but not too bad and I'll tango

You want her to be Jesus Christ?

Goal keeper, time keeper or gatekeeper...which one?

I'm all this but still no ring.... Na mountain sure pass now o

CrazyQuinn:
You want her to be Jesus Christ?

No. These qualities are what every normal woman should have

emperorchedda:
No. These qualities are what every normal woman should have

then we are not normal, besides human beings in general are not normal

Ah!

nma24:
I'm all this but still no ring.... Na mountain sure pass now o

that's reality for you... Op hope you're seeing this oh! Come and learn

CrazyQuinn:
that's reality for you... Op hope you're seeing this oh! Come and learn

lol.... Its well though. This year ain't gonna pass me by dear

Franchise21 this your list seems like YOUR LIST. It doesn't seem like this your "keeper" girl is for every guy

Amen! Sista

nma24:
lol.... Its well though. This year ain't gonna pass me by dear

Incrizz:
Franchise21 this your list seems like YOUR LIST. It doesn't seem like this your "keeper" girl is for every guy

Lol. Y do u say so? Explain further

Am definitely a keeper just ask my boo!

bibijay123:
Am definitely a keeper just ask my boo!

Keeper ko, striker ni

MrPresident1:

Keeper ko, striker ni

Loool my boo can confirm it!

bibijay123:



Loool my boo can confirm it!

Even your boo geti boo..

Make him come confam am na

Every guy has a dream girl. Study him, understand his dream, make it come true. Simple.

Op you try sha

N wat u bringin to de table cuz?

nma24:
I'm all this but still no ring.... Na mountain sure pass now o

Lol. You shd hv contacted me... I'd link u to someone. How about that??

Franchise21:
Lol. You shd hv contacted me... I'd link u to someone. How about that??

Naaaa... I'll wait for my man. I'm sure he will do the needful soon.

nma24:
Naaaa... I'll wait for my man. I'm sure he will do the needful soon.

Ok. Just continue with those qualities. U'd surely get ur dream man soon

Franchise21:
Ok. Just continue with those qualities. U'd surely get ur dream man soon

Keeper ko keeper ni, even doing all this u will b termed boring ND to stife,i do what makes me happy.

now naialander oloshos too will be claiming a keeper






........sister after all d Ronaldo and messi goals wey don pass DAT wide goal post....

Lawd! Ima have to get mud and mould her myself.