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by Nobody:
Re: by Nobody: 7:48pm On Aug 26, 2016
Mtcheeew!!!! Na today him dey do this? E never move me for once ojareh cool
Re: by hertz9te(m): 7:50pm On Aug 26, 2016
mehn you don Bleep up.
Re: by sarrki(m): 7:50pm On Aug 26, 2016
Hmmm
Re: by Nobody: 7:52pm On Aug 26, 2016
Oyind17:
Mtcheeew!!!! Na today him dey do this? E never move me for once ojareh cool
Hahaha
Re: by Nobody: 7:57pm On Aug 26, 2016
iLegend:
Hahaha
why u dey laugh, this your fvking theories no dey work for some people.
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Re: by hertz9te(m): 8:45pm On Aug 26, 2016
iLegend:
I know. I never wanted to make it public, but some times I need to post some of 'em. I know you've used it on a girl and she's on NL. Don't worry she won't read it. At least, I have tried for the groups. Lemme help majority of the global viewers. I go bring am down, but make at least 500 people read am. You eh! You go sabi hide food for under bed o! Make your wife no see am.

Anyways, keep safe.
huh
Re: by Nobody: 9:18pm On Aug 26, 2016
Baba these girls go come know our secret o
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Re: by hertz9te(m): 9:57pm On Aug 26, 2016
iLegend:
This your thread made me feel sorry for you. After reading some of the interactions there I feel tempted to help you, but I ain't no Father Christmas. Enjoy your "I need Love" thread. https://www.nairaland.com/3288340/need-love
cheapshot...
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Re: by Nobody: 10:09pm On Aug 26, 2016
iLegend:
Deleted. At least the first 300+ people read it. Lucky people.
why boss abeg how i fit take see the post
Re: by Nobody: 10:12pm On Aug 26, 2016
iLegend:
Oh oh oh! Now I understand your sexy comment. You want me to hit on you? C'mon I don't fùck for free. Buy me a Tundra Jeep first.

Read this story: I have a car and you said my car had never moved you, but whenever I'm driving it you're always inside it.

Let's analyze the riddle above. My thread is my car. Inside it is your comment. Now, who is moving who? Never-mind. You'll always invent a sweet excuse to defend yourself. Oya, Thomas Edison it's time to invent another magnificent light bulb!
what is this one minute guy feeling likehuh I bet u can't last more than 3 minutes.
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Re: by vicstar(m): 10:22pm On Aug 26, 2016
u need to turn ya obsession
Into a trade mahhn undecided
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Re: by Nobody: 10:45pm On Aug 26, 2016
iLegend:
OMG! Bae, three WHOLE MINUTES?. Mehn! That's a lot for me. I only last 69 seconds. Please, is there any native doctor in your area to help me do the 3 minutes jazz? So I'd last up to 3 minutes. Please, bae I need your help. Epp me! Na beg I dey beg you. #Winks
Go sleep fuckery, all your threads are about sex angry
Re: by Nobody:

Re: by larabae13(f): 12:39am On Aug 27, 2016
iLegend:
That's what I'm good at (U wey like fùck pass porn stárs). As I no sabi book na in I con talk say make I sabi fùck. Is there any crime in studying Fùckeryological Science?

Babe come sleep for my bed, but promise you won't touch me. If you can't keep the promise, then forget it.
ahn ahn why did you delete it nah I avnt read it nah
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Re: by Lovelynature(m):
iLegend:
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Re: by kayc0(f):
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Re: by Nobody: 10:14am On Aug 27, 2016
iLegend:
That's what I'm good at (U wey like fùck pass porn stárs). As I no sabi book na in I con talk say make I sabi fùck. Is there any crime in studying Fùckeryological Science?

Babe com sleep for ma bed, but promise me say you no go touch me. If you can't keep the promise, then forget it.
Free me abeg, na ur type dey cry during action
Re: by kayc0(f):
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Re: by larabae13(f): 6:14pm On Aug 27, 2016
iLegend:
If I bite this naughty girl eh! Hu u epp?

Honey, hold my hands let's go back to my sexy and seductive pink room where everything is nice and cozy.
Hu u sef epp?

Pink room? shocked u be barbie? huh
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