Anything to lift the rubbish image of this govt is welcome

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Ten things that would have happened if the Federal Government had been the one who invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria.
1. The presidency will set up a
standing committee to welcome him
to Nigeria.

2. The Senate/House committees on
Information technology will also set
up committees to welcome him too.

3. There will be traffic everywhere in
Lagos because all roads will be
blocked.

4. Mark cannot walk the streets of
Yaba because he will be heavily
guarded by soldiers (Not Police).

5. Lai Mouhammed will tell us that
Mark Zuckerberg is here to support
Buhari’s fight against corruption.

6. At the airport he will be
welcomed by the following,
-Minister of Information however,
Minister of Youths and sports will
welcome him to the United States of
Nigeria
-NCC Chairman
-Chairman House Committee on ICT
-Chairman Senate Committee on ICT
-Spokesperson of the Senate/House
-Senate president
-Speaker of the House
-National Chairman of APC
-National Troupe
-National women leader.

7. Young people will wear shirts with
his images, women also will tie
wrapper bearing his images.

8. The pages of National newspapers
will have felicitation messages
welcoming him to Nigeria.

9. N900million will be budgeted for
his logistics and feeding

10. In 2019 some government
officials will be investigated by EFCC
based on misappropriation...

My guy no be lie o...lol naija I hail thee

Waivers can't like this !
Mark seems to be the one struggling for a pose .

He didn't visit the person who brought Facebook to Nigeria? I no gree. This is kwaruption!!

demolinka:
PMB for ur mind now, with dat ur pose, u be Snoop D. O. double G, abi? Oya kwantunu

You guys are cracking me up real big here

Baba God, give me an idea that will rule the world too. Amen I pray

We go use this pinshure take do campaign for next election. In Lai Mohammed's voice, "we brought facebook to Nigeria".

ibibiofirstlady:
Thats lovely

Uyai abadie.

[b]Ten things that would have happened if the Federal Government had been the one who invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria.
1. The presidency will set up a
standing committee to welcome him
to Nigeria.

2. The Senate/House committees on
Information technology will also set
up committees to welcome him too.

3. There will be traffic everywhere in
Lagos because all roads will be
blocked.

4. Mark cannot walk the streets of
Yaba because he will be heavily
guarded by soldiers (Not Police).

5. Lai Mouhammed will tell us that
Mark Zuckerberg is here to support
Buhari’s fight against corruption.

6. At the airport he will be
welcomed by the following,
-Minister of Information however,
Minister of Youths and sports will
welcome him to the United States of
Nigeria
-NCC Chairman
-Chairman House Committee on ICT
-Chairman Senate Committee on ICT
-Spokesperson of the Senate/House
-Senate president
-Speaker of the House
-National Chairman of APC
-National Troupe
-National women leader.

7. Young people will wear shirts with
his images, women also will tie
wrapper bearing his images.

8. The pages of National newspapers
will have felicitation messages
welcoming him to Nigeria.

9. N900million will be budgeted for
his logistics and feeding

10. In 2019 some government
officials will be investigated by EFCC
based on misappropriation...[/b]

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This is one of the reasons why u it is dangerous sayings. things without concrete facts in this our age and time.Them go just take one small fact yeye u.

omogin:
Anything to lift the rubbish image of this govt is welcome

it must be really painful that your new round of wailing was cut short ..

Elekun ofo

ismokeweed:
If only he could lend Buhari his brain for a day

You are damn right and lend you for a year, I think you need it more.

I just de observe

ismokeweed:
If only he could lend Buhari his brain for a day

how dare you describe your president like that.......is a pity the way Nigerians sometime react to issues......I'M SORRY FOR THIS NATION

iykekelvins:
Mark wear suit? Wow!

he holds baba in high regard na

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ok

Once your go to Nigeria you can't go back

He made one trip and had so many nice things to say about the country.
Lebanese, Indians and chinese criminals living in Nigerians and exploiting the place for decades only have bad things to say when you ask them.

Peacetemi:
So he didn't even spend up to 24hrs in Kenya I wonder why Lemme ask that kenyan monkey that was insulting Nigerians. Or should we ask the gentleman below??

sorry to ask, what Kenyan Monkey was insulting my belove country??

ismokeweed:
If only he could lend Buhari his brain for a day

You'd be surprised that the country would be worse than it is.

Buhari jus tall for nothing!

wristbangle:
Baba God, give me an idea that will rule the world too. Amen I pray

Lol...try connect your boiling ring with power line
Thank me later
The world will salute u

Bad news for ipob

ibibiofirstlady:
Thats lovely

come.. abeg where did you get that picture from?

dj187:
Mark= Small pikin wey don wash him hand well, see as him dey dine with elders

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Tucking in ko Jawo mo..

Hahahahahaha.,una no go kee person here o

Meeting with leaders, he wore suit. You will know he didn't get to where he is by being stupid

Mark Zuckerberg is obviously thrilled about his visit to Nigeria and meeting the President and his VP. He flies back home thinking this it until next time. He is in for a rude awakening. I'm sure a few folks got his phone number. He'll be getting phone calls from these people for all manner of help. One of such calls might come from the President and it will go like this:

Phone rings at 3am somewhere in California. Mark Z rolls out of bed and picks the call.

Mark Z: Hello, Hello, Who is this?
PMB: Mark, it's your friend Muhammadu Buhari
Mark Z: Muhammadu who?
PMB: Muhammadu Buhari, the President of Nigeria
Mark Z: Oh, Oh, your Execellency, I remember, you are Muhammadu Buhari, the President of Nigeria
PMB: Yes, yes, how are you in America?
Mark Z: I am fine. And how are you Mr. President?
PMB: I wish I could say the same. These people are driving me crazy.
Mark Z: What people?
PMB: My fellow Nigerians of course.
Mar Z: Why?
PMB: You know, because I promised them change during the election, they expect me to deliver on it. Do they think I'm a magician? Even the one whose wife will not get pregnant blames me for it.
Mark Z: I see. So what do you want from me?
PMB: Ah Mark, you see, I really need help to deliver on this change thing I got myself into and that's why I"m calling you.
Mark Z: Well what do you need from me. I know nothing about running a government. All I care about is Facebook.
PMB: No no no, I'm not asking you to give me advice on how to run my government, even though I could use all the help I can get. You can never please these people here.
Mark Z: So what can I do for you?
PMB: Aha, now, what I need from you is money. You see , without money, I may not make it to the end if my term. I need real money to deliver on these promises I made.
Mark Z: Wow, but Mr. President, I thought the country has resources like oil and tax receipts to pay for government programmes. What happened to all that?
PMB: That is what I was getting at. What money? We have no money o. The oil money is not enough. Besides, I'm sorrounded by thieves who keep pilfering on the little that we have.
Mark Z: But Mr. President, I don't have money to loan to a government. I was hoping to partner with some of the IT companies I met on my trip and perhaps help provide start-up capital to help fund their businesses.
PMB: Mr. Z, forget those small businesses. It is me that need help. You don't understand, if I don't get help from you, I'm in deep trouble. Can you imagine, a man blamed me the other day for his wife sleeping with another man. He said if I had delivered on my change promise, his wife wouldn't have had a need to go begging another man for money. Can you imagine, stupid people.
Mark Z: Okay Mr. President, out of curiosity, how much are we talking about here?
PMB: Mr. Z, now you are talking. I think I would be okay with $2bn. It will help me deliver on my change promise.
Mark Z: Wow, I don't have that kind of money. What do you think I am, a bank?
PMB: You are more than a bank, you are Mr. Facebook. You are worth more than my country and all other countries in Africa except for maybe those people in South Africa. You can do this. I need help.
Mark Z: Okay Mr. President. I will think about it. It is very late at night here and I have to go back to sleep. I have important meetings to attend to early in the morning.
PMB: Okay Mr. Z. Please don't dissapoint me. Allah will bless you ten fold. You have my phone number. I will be expecting your call.
Mark Z: Okay Mr. President, good night.
PMB: Goodnight.
Mrs. Z: Who was that?
Mark Z: That was the President of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari. He wants me to give him $2bn to help him deliver on his campaign promises. What does he think I am, a bank?
Mrs. Z: I warned you not to go over there. Wait till General Sani Abacha calls you. He may be dead but you are going to get more calls from there. Go to bed.

Airforce1:
buhari's pose is hilarious
Out of this world.

baba bubu take style do "peace" for that pix with his fingers, see him hand

AntiWailer:
Hope Reno has buried his flat head in shame.

Spitting nonsense all in the name of opposition.


Always praying for the doom of the nation so they can say "We told them"

Don't mind that classless critic. He throws shades at everything. Decided to block some of us on Twitter because we don't swallow his tweet hook line and sinker. That isn't the way to operate effectively in the opposition