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New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating! by lewispius: 9:03am On Sep 04, 2016
Microsoft and Apple have joined forces to cut down on infidelity, save marriages and keep people in relationships accountable for their actions. Together, the technology giants have created a “genital implant”that will alert your cell phone if your partner goes astray. It is called Commit-tech


Commit-Tech is a tiny chip that will be implanted at the tip of the penis on the man and the vulva of the woman. These two microchips will be synced together with an app that is installed on your cell phone.

If at any time, one of these chips is involved in any sexual activity without the other chip, it will alert the partners cell phone that the other has been cheating.

“It’s a brilliant idea and we think it’s about time couples became accountable for their actions,” said Stephen Triton, developer.
“There is no way cheating mates can get away with infidelity anymore. If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.”


The chip will be sold by Microsoft and Apple in November and will be compatible across all devices.

http://www.thecollectiveint.com/2016/07/new-penis-implant-will-alert-your-cell.html?m=0

*Guys, What's your say on this??

Re: New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating! by AxeurdaddyIX: 9:11am On Sep 04, 2016
shocked. Dafuq is this naa
Re: New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating! by kelvine(m): 9:12am On Sep 04, 2016
I don belivit.

If true it will scatter more marriages than its intended purpose.
Men won't wear the device.

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Re: New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating! by finalboss(m): 9:12am On Sep 04, 2016
hmmm... lovely .. asuo27 com nd see o
Re: New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating! by lgboks(m): 9:16am On Sep 04, 2016
brilliant
Just another avenue to prey on people's weakness and insecurities.
Cheating comes in a lot of form (one can have oral s* without the real deal), other non sexual acts included.
And besides when it's time to cheat, trust me humans will always look for other ways to go about it.
Them go make plenty billions sha cheesy
Re: New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating! by Nobody: 9:19am On Sep 04, 2016
finalboss:
hmmm... lovely .. asuo27 com nd see o
Nothing we no go see. grin but like they said it's for couples, so there will be a mutual agreement b4 they can go for the implant. But, i don't like the idea, let who wants to cheat, cheat!...a faithful partner will remain faithful but a promiscuous one will change by God's grace.

There're cancers of different dimensions, who knows what this one will lead to tomorrow?.

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Re: New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating! by feldido(m): 9:53am On Sep 04, 2016
Nigerian Men will never Allow it... Infact our Legislooters will never approve of it, they will rather use the excuse #Buy9ja2growTheNaira.

Let's patronize our Native doctors instead grin grin grin
Re: New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating! by joystickextend1(m): 9:54am On Sep 04, 2016
And who is the dumb man that will allow these nonsense angry
Re: New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating! by Dbestmax(m): 9:55am On Sep 04, 2016
some technologies shud actually be banned.. Wats dia bizness..#KillTrust technologies
Re: New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating! by Dbestmax(m): 10:01am On Sep 04, 2016
feldido:
Nigerian Men will never Allow it... Infact our Legislooters will never approve of it, they will rather use the excuse #Buy9ja2growTheNaira.

Let's patronize our Native doctors instead grin grin grin


I taya 4u..#Ewo
Re: New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating! by Nobody: 10:14am On Sep 04, 2016
sup mehn
Re: New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating! by Beesluv: 1:12pm On Sep 04, 2016
Hmmmm, just passing by
Re: New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating! by Nobody: 1:15pm On Sep 04, 2016
Just another way 2 make money undecided
because believe,they only want 2 help themselves 2 yer pocket.
Re: New Penis Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating! by sleamzy06(m): 4:37pm On Sep 04, 2016
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