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New Pen*s & Vulva Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Ur Man/woman Is Cheati by Reason2love: 7:13pm On Jul 26, 2016
Microsoft and Apple have joined forces to cut down on infidelity, save marriages and keep people in relationships accountable for their actions. Together, the technology giants have created a “genital implant” that will alert your cell phone if your partner goes astray. It is called Commit-Tech.
Commit-Tech is a tiny chip that will be implanted at the tip of the penis on the man and the vulva of the woman. These two microchips will be synced together with an app that is installed on your cell phone. If at any time, one of these chips is involved in any sexual activity without the other chip, it will alert the partners cell phone that the other has been cheating.

It’s a brilliant idea and we think it’s about time couples became accountable for their actions,” said Stephen Triton, developer. “There is no way cheating mates can get away with infidelity anymore. If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.”
The chip will be sold by Microsoft and Apple starting in March 2017 and will be compatible across all devices.

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Re: New Pen*s & Vulva Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Ur Man/woman Is Cheati by Sunnymatey(m): 7:52pm On Jul 26, 2016
Oyibo madness.
Re: New Pen*s & Vulva Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Ur Man/woman Is Cheati by agbonkamen(f): 7:53pm On Jul 26, 2016
hehehehehehe................
Re: New Pen*s & Vulva Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Ur Man/woman Is Cheati by Sexxkillz: 8:07pm On Jul 26, 2016
I expect trust in a relationship. If you expect me to install this nonsense, my answer will be no. If you refuse to commit after that, kindly shut the door behind you on your way out.
Re: New Pen*s & Vulva Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Ur Man/woman Is Cheati by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jul 26, 2016
Wow! End time technology.

..... Soon, it will be the mark of the beast.
Re: New Pen*s & Vulva Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Ur Man/woman Is Cheati by David25(m): 9:06pm On Jul 26, 2016
This is a joke right? undecided
Re: New Pen*s & Vulva Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Ur Man/woman Is Cheati by ststyreal(f): 3:34am On Jul 27, 2016
Sexxkillz:
I expect trust in a relationship. If you expect me to install this nonsense, my answer will be no. If you refuse to commit after that, kindly shut the door behind you on your way out.
C u c fear, trust my foot. Isn't it with this same trust that u guys are now hiding under to cheat on your spouse? . Haven't u heard of this saying " trust no man except God"? With this chip, devil sef go dey careful before him go come tempt u. So my dear friend, this chip will help solidify confidence, peace of mind and love in your relationship. Remember also the saying that 'a clear conscience fears no accusation but in this case, I will say 'fears no chips plant'
Re: New Pen*s & Vulva Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Ur Man/woman Is Cheati by Sexxkillz: 8:39am On Jul 27, 2016
ststyreal:

C u c fear, trust my foot. Isn't it with this same trust that u guys are now hiding under to cheat on your spouse? . Haven't u heard of this saying " trust no man except God"? With this chip, devil sef go dey careful before him go come tempt u. So my dear friend, this chip will help solidify confidence, peace of mind and love in your relationship. Remember also the saying that 'a clear conscience fears no accusation but in this case, I will say 'fears no chips plant'
Lol.

It's not fear. There's more to this chip than you can see. Installing it in the first place means that you don't trust me.

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