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21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Truecelebmedia(f): 2:43pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
One of my hobby is disturbing people, well it might be weird, because even me, i dont know the joy i get in disturbing another person’s peace… I came up with some of my techniques incase you have someone you want to disturb too, just check over………. 1. Each time you want to start your noisy ?I better pass my neighbour? generator, place it by your neighbour?s window. If they complain about it, tell them ? thats how I want it.? 2. When you are watching a football match with other people, wait until a team is making a move that is likely to result in a goal, then stand right in front of the TV, and say, ?check me out.? Or better yet, just switch off the TV at that point. 3. Visit the ATM when there is a long queue of people waiting under the scorching heat of the sun, ignore the long queue, head straight for the ATM, and try to make your withdrawal. 4. When it?s a day to your exams, when everyone is reading in the library, break the silence by using your foot to rub a bottle-top against the ground. If you?re told to stop, tell them it helps you assimilate better. 5. Give your dog the name, ?Dog?. 6. Do not add any inflection (lowered tone) to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you still have more to say. 7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 8. Disassemble your pen and deliberately flip the ink cartridge across your room. 9. Adjust the color tint on your TV so that everything appears green, and insist to others that ?green is your best color.? 10. Wear a bright pink shirt over a lemon green skirt/pair of trousers. Add a sky blue shoe to match, and top it with a white hat. 11. Pay for everything you buy with N5 notes only ? even when you spend N10,000. 12. While driving, park right in the middle of the road, and bring out a newspaper to read. 13. When you see someone reading, stand over their shoulder and read aloud what you see in their book. 14. Ask anyone you just meet what gender they are 15. Insist on obviously wrong facts, such as saying it?s a Saturday when it?s actually a Tuesday. Image result for laughing 16. Leave your home decorated with lit Christmas lights until September. 17. Chew on pens that you borrowed. 18. Use too much perfume. 19. At every gathering, reserve an extra seat for your handbag, even when there are no chairs for others. 20. Never make eye contact when talking to others. 21. Never break eye contact when talking to others. pls dont try some of these with a military man, because if you do so…. you are on your own…..lol
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Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by theodavid: 2:55pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Nobody: 3:00pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by kingui(m): 3:00pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
they are actually sure ways oh ! fat when someone is eating and tell them its a free world or gift 1 Like |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Donexy16(m): 3:17pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
hehe.. Advice of life. But OP u wicked o |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Truecelebmedia(f): 3:30pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Truecelebmedia(f): 3:30pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Donexy16: |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Truecelebmedia(f): 3:31pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
kingui: partner in crime |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by TrapHedges(m): 3:40pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Tell your Bae they have bad breath when they don't, Don't forgive your Bae if she Catches you cheating |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Firstlieutenant(m): 3:41pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Until dem pummel you |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by mhizAnnie(f): 4:25pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Cadamlk: 4:29pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Truecelebmedia:Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! That na witchcraft oo. When the person go take count am finish?
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Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Luckymay(f): 5:41pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
Haha Lmao. Indeed these set of behaviours can land you into the emergency room. They are extremely annoying. |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by LordNislaz(m): 7:24pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
OP if you really do all those things then you are a sociopath |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Julietcutie(f): 8:55pm On Sep 08, 2016 |
lol ...no guy should try number 2 in a football viewing center |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Truecelebmedia(f): 5:51am On Sep 09, 2016 |
TrapHedges: 1 Like |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Truecelebmedia(f): 5:51am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Julietcutie: if hes ready to be beaten....lol |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Truecelebmedia(f): 5:52am On Sep 09, 2016 |
LordNislaz: |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Truecelebmedia(f): 5:53am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Luckymay: like seriously 1 Like |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Truecelebmedia(f): 5:54am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Cadamlk:
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Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Truecelebmedia(f): 5:55am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Firstlieutenant: |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by firstking01(m): 7:21am On Sep 09, 2016 |
And the post is already annoying |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by jashar(f): 8:00am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Somborry wants to die young niyen. For this Buhari era, where blood dey hot |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by mercichoco(f): 8:07am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Op you forgot to include "receiving slap" as your 2nd hobby, i know you have map-like scars all over your body |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Nobody: 8:10am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Nobody: 8:11am On Sep 09, 2016 |
jashar:boo of life |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by jashar(f): 8:17am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Truecelebmedia(f): 8:44am On Sep 09, 2016 |
i smell hormo jashar: |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Truecelebmedia(f): 8:44am On Sep 09, 2016 |
mercichoco: lol, bad man |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Truecelebmedia(f): 8:45am On Sep 09, 2016 |
jashar: eeehneeehn |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Truecelebmedia(f): 8:45am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Re: 21 Surest Ways To Annoy Other People by Nobody: 8:49am On Sep 09, 2016 |
Na people like u..i dey beat like pikin. #yolo |
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