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How To Annoy A Man During Sex by OduduaDefender(m): 8:30pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
The weekend is fast giving way to the dawn of the working
week, but you still want to grab a shot with your man before
you enter Monday and commence your busy week.
However , despite your good intentions, you may still annoy
your man with certain habits you put up during sex.
In no particular order , here are some of the things that can put
off a man, even after he seems primed for sex already.
• Do keep your underwear , especially pants and bra, very
clean . No man likes to experience suffocating smell from that
angle.
• Still on underwear, a grandmother- like underwear is a put
off ! How about trying sexy colours such as red , for instance?
And how about matching your pants and bra ! Matching undies
are a turn- on any day!
• It can be really mean of you if you make me watch adult
movies with you, and then refuse to have sex!
• Yes, I love you to stroke me down there , but I haven’t given
you the licence to pull it off ! So , handle my manhood gently.
• Any man anywhere hates his woman playing a dead starfish .
So, don ’ t just lie there, leaving all the work for me. It ’s
absolutely unsexy !
• Tired? That’ s a no - no word ! When you tell me you are tired
when I want to have sex, it makes me sad .
• Never ever fall asleep when we are having sex! I can ’t even
think of it!
• After sex, on the average , a man wants to fall asleep . Don ’ t
take offence , because it’s natural!
• Oh , did you know that I’ m human and may sometimes be
unable to orgasm? Please , it has nothing to do with you; so ,
don ’t complicate matters by thinking that I tried to punish you!
• For all it’ s worth , don ’t ever talk to me about your ex -
boyfriend before , during or after sex. Why do I need to know
how far you’ ve gone ?
• After sex, don ’ t run out of bed into the bathroom to clean up
as if a truckload of thrash has just been poured on you, right ?
Adapted from the Web http://punchng.com/annoy-man-sex/ |
Re: How To Annoy A Man During Sex by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
This article is meant for the married ones |
Re: How To Annoy A Man During Sex by firstking01(m): 11:19pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
Guess the article is meant for non-virgins.. |
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