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Muhammad could not come into zaria because of too much go slow.

A case study shows that People who allow their hair to grow into long clustered strands are likely going to have a phobia for things that can only be opened with a key... In otherwords, they "Dread Locks"

novakane:
A case study shows that People who allow their hair to grow into long clustered strands are likely going to have a phobia for things that can only be opened with a key... In otherwords, they "Dread Locks"

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Reminds me of that witch that turned raPUNzel to an HAIRlevator.

Novakane some rastamen are not being truthful with themselves. It's all LICE. Nothing but LICE.

No more puns these days, seems all the MANE ones are covered like hijab.

I have some good PONY TALES to tell but I'll just BRUSH this one off and CUT it SHORT I'd rather KNOT get all TIED up in this THREAD.

novakane:
A case study shows that People who allow their hair to grow into long clustered strands are likely going to have a phobia for things that can only be opened with a key... In otherwords, they "Dread Locks"

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Nice one!

Merci beaucoup @kunle

guys keep the puns coming. heres one for the road
she used to love her boyfriends romantic gestures, now he just bores her.

oh I like this, ...lemme try.
My grandfather is crushing over Kim kerdarsian, no porn intended

she spent all her life, time and money acquiring all the beautiful things in life that even in death people still called her beauty-fool

Today is the oldest you’ve even been and the youngest you’ll ever be again.

Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again.

whenever i return from a long trip, my wife is very eager for me to fill her in.

Sambo Dasuki to star in d next superman "MAN OF STEAL"

Some hoes came into my shop last wk asking for free tattoos. So i told em if u need free tattoos uv got to let me have a feel of ur breasts...... Call that "t1ts for tats" if u may.

no body got ur back, dont front

plant a vegetarian, and see if he will take root and grow

I ordered 6 COKE from d store downstairs but dey brought 7 UP

Igbo girls are SMOKING HOT. They must be DRINKING MARIJUANA.

benega:
guys keep the puns coming. heres one for the road

she used to love her boyfriends romantic gestures, now he just bores her.

I saw a vehicle with 4MATIC on it. It wasn't FOUR FABREGAS.

I discovered that everyone get's angry when I ask for help. I'll have to run SH!T myself, that way, no one gets IRRITATED.

novakane:
Some hoes came into my shop last wk asking for free tattoos. So i told em if u need free tattoos uv got to let me have a feel of ur breasts...... Call that "t1ts for tats" if u may.

you should never do that, you should be your brothel's keeper

novakane:
Some hoes came into my shop last wk asking for free tattoos. So i told em if u need free tattoos uv got to let me have a feel of ur breasts...... Call that "t1ts for tats" if u may.

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I thINK that's INKcredible ... it's a WIN/WIN.
Hmmmm ... "hoes" you say, then I don't think they'd have felt any pain during the INKing cos they're used to small PRICKS.
Or was it their first time?
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lol

benega:
whenever i return from a long trip, my wife is very eager for me to fill her in.

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lol
And I hope you do FILL her FULL, cos every husband's COCKTALE should leave his wife FULFILLED.

benega:
guys keep the puns coming. heres one for the road

she used to love her boyfriends romantic gestures, now he just bores her.

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Probably f0replay used to be his forte but now all he does is climb ON, plug IN and gallop away to elDOraDO.

e be like say the guy dey boring like borehole.

orimion:
you should never do that, you should be your brothel's keeper

Very nice!!!

planes are made on plain soarface

I just impregnated a soldier daughter,its now a case of WIFE or DEATH

Different scenarios in religious centres

Hungry leader: brothers n sisters, LETTUCE pray!!!
Businessman leader: brethren, let us SPRAY!!!
Tiv leader: brodaz n sistaz, let us PLAY for our sins!!!

Eke40seven:
You think you are good defender
May God have Messi on you.

i love this word. Eke40seven, it seems u got this thread pregnant cos ever since you CAME it hasn't been thesame.

abbas99:
I just impregnated a soldier daughter,its now a case of WIFE or DEATH

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Lol.
What can I say to make you smile cos u obviously need a GRIN-AID.
No need to panic nor be afraid, he's not a god, he's just a soldier, so u don't have to WARSHIP him.

Guy due to ur excessive FIREPOWER, you'll be raising ur own INFANTry in 9months.
U gada liver o, in short u've got CANNONBALLS!

kunlesehan:
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Lol.
What can I say to make you smile cos u obviously need a GRIN-AID.
No need to panic nor be afraid, he's not a god, he's just a soldier, so u don't have to WARSHIP him.

Guy due to ur excessive FIREPOWER, you'll be raising ur own INFANTry in 9months.
U gada liver o, in short u've got CANNONBALLS!

Convo btw. Me an d father
*knock knock*
Me: who's der?
Soldier: oh,PUN d door!!!
Me: edakun, epp me!!!
Soldier: berra hav THE WILL to marry my daughter or UR WILL ready
Me: its POINTLESS sir, I only put d TIP!!!

abbas99:
Convo btw. Me an d father *knock knock* Me: who's der? Soldier: oh,PUN d door!!! Me: edakun, epp me!!! Soldier: berra hav THE WILL to marry my daughter or UR WILL ready Me: its POINTLESS sir, I only put d TIP!!!

. Lol ... abbas99 u no go kill person. what do u mean by "I only put d TIP"? When u know that the PEN IS shoulderless. Well the "TIP" of ur PEN has left a large BLOT on her landscape. Lol