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How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 1:02pm On Sep 09, 2016
hi all, my name is durent and am a university student. Am beardless and girls usually bounce me calling me small boy. Small boy koor. I have tried all i know to grow a beard, coconut oil, castor oil, sulphur 8, smoking and rubbing weed on my cheek, inhaling and injecting weed. All to no avail. I've heard bout minoxidil, oh boy dat tin cost die! What can i do now? I need to attract dis chicks. No bashing pls.

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Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by gabinogem(m): 1:05pm On Sep 09, 2016
Think of how ur bank account is going to grow fat... Most Nigerian girls are strictly after money.

Who ur beards go epp

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Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by correctyourself(m): 1:07pm On Sep 09, 2016
universityfailu:
hi all, my name is durent and am a university student. Am beardless and girls usually bounce me calling me small boy. Small boy koor. I have tried all i know to grow a beard, coconut oil, castor oil, sulphur 8, smoking and rubbing weed on my cheek, inhaling and injecting weed. All to no avail. I've heard bout minoxidil, oh boy dat tin cost die! What can i do now? I need to attract dis chicks. No bashing pls.


Go and read your books, its not time for you to start running after single ladies.

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Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 1:11pm On Sep 09, 2016
correctyourself:



Go and read your books, its not time for you to start running after single ladies.
oboi wetin dey work u na?
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 1:11pm On Sep 09, 2016
gabinogem:
Think of how ur bank account is going to grow fat... Most Nigerian girls are strictly after money.

Who ur beards go epp
baba i just need beard asap

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Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by Donnyperry(m): 1:12pm On Sep 09, 2016
The problem begins with your moniker, please do yourself a huge favour by churning out good grades in the university first then every other thing will fall in place for you.
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by jonaifame22(m): 1:13pm On Sep 09, 2016
Since all those have failed,then why not have a hair transplant on ur face

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Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 1:13pm On Sep 09, 2016
Donnyperry:
The problem begins with your moniker, please do yourself a huge favour by churning out good grades in the university first then every other thing will fall in place for you.
mtchewww
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by herzern(m): 1:15pm On Sep 09, 2016
Wizkid has no facial hair....

Please....what has "BEARDS" done for Skales??....

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Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by Donnyperry(m): 1:15pm On Sep 09, 2016
universityfailu:
mtchewww
Boy, it pays to be wise. Kindly heed to the advice of an elder

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Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by Nobody: 1:16pm On Sep 09, 2016
I got chu wink that's why they make these.

Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by gabinogem(m): 1:16pm On Sep 09, 2016
universityfailu:
baba i just need beard asap


Lolz ur case serious... I wish I fit dash u my own cheesy
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 1:19pm On Sep 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
I got chu wink that's why they make these.
thx cheezy but can i see dis propia in naija?
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 1:21pm On Sep 09, 2016
Donnyperry:


Boy, it pays to be wise. Kindly heed to the advice of an elder
oboi. U dumb no be small. Elder ni Ella kor
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by universityfailu(m): 1:22pm On Sep 09, 2016
gabinogem:


Lolz ur case serious... I wish I fit dash u my own cheesy
i wish. Abeg u dey do bet9ja? I wan learn dat stuff but i no sabi
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by Nobody: 1:23pm On Sep 09, 2016
universityfailu:
thx cheezy but can i see dis propia in naija?
er ...I don't know. But you can look online
https://www.yahoo.com/news/5-ways-to-make-your-beard-grow-faster-102471239533.html?ref=gs
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by Nobody: 1:24pm On Sep 09, 2016
That's not something you should worry about. In a few years, trust me, girls and women would be attracted to you based on your youthfulness. By then your peers who grew beards would be looking rough and older. It's only teenagers that worry about such things. You may be one but you should worry less about that.

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Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by gabinogem(m): 1:26pm On Sep 09, 2016
universityfailu:
i wish. Abeg u dey do bet9ja? I wan learn dat stuff but i no sabi

Yep....gabinogem40@gmail.com ... Contact me there.
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by Davash222(m): 1:35pm On Sep 09, 2016
Follow these steps





Get red oil, mix it very well with dried pepper, add little urine, then get pxotyl(don't ask me what's that), after that, add the Brown power to the mixture.. You are good to go. Drink it and rub it any place u want the beards for just 3days and see miracle.











Don't thank me, what are friends for.

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Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by AngelAhnie(f): 1:38pm On Sep 09, 2016
Guys grow beards from 17-20, kindly wait till you are of age.
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by AngelAhnie(f): 1:40pm On Sep 09, 2016
universityfailu:
hi all, my name is durent and am a university student. Am beardless and girls usually bounce me calling me small boy. Small boy koor. I have tried all i know to grow a beard, coconut oil, castor oil, sulphur 8, smoking and rubbing weed on my cheek, inhaling and injecting weed. All to no avail. I've heard bout minoxidil, oh boy dat tin cost die! What can i do now? I need to attract dis chicks. No bashing pls.
Rubbish!!!
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by Donnyperry(m): 1:42pm On Sep 09, 2016
universityfailu:
oboi. U dumb no be small. Elder ni Ella kor

I have made my point clear to you. You wouldn't expect me to exchange words with you undecided
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by Nobody: 1:43pm On Sep 09, 2016
skitcentral:
That's not something you should worry about. In a few years, trust me, girls and women would be attracted to you based on your youthfulness. By then your peers who grew beards would be looking rough and older. It's only teenagers that worry about such things. You may be one but you should worry less about that.
that's not true, Cutehector is grown and has the face of a teen boy grin
••••
Honestly though, I think now op is trolling
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by NevetsIbot(m): 1:45pm On Sep 09, 2016
AngelAhnie:
Guys grow beards from 17-20, kindly wait till you are of age.
How come I'm still beardless nah Altho I now see tiny black stands all over my chin,jaws and hairline... I'm gon be full bearded but its taking too long.
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by AngelAhnie(f): 1:47pm On Sep 09, 2016
NevetsIbot:
How come I'm still beardless nah Altho I now see tiny black stands all over my chin,jaws and hairline... I'm gon be full bearded but its taking too long.
Ah don't know but still wait like the op till you are of age
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by raph101(m): 1:48pm On Sep 09, 2016
Lwkm..... Nairaland guys are wicked.




Bro just keep calm. U don't need beards to draw chicks, just be cool, make money, make ur outfit simply cute especially buy more of white stuffs... Shoes nd shirts... Use quality perfumes....



Wooooolla... U are gud to go. Trust me.

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Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by NevetsIbot(m): 1:56pm On Sep 09, 2016
AngelAhnie:
Ah don't know but still wait like the op till you are of age
I'm past the ''age'' that's the problem
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by AngelAhnie(f): 1:58pm On Sep 09, 2016
NevetsIbot:
I'm past the ''age'' that's the problem
Beards is not maturity dear, the first man that took me to heaven was beardless. Stay calm and u ll grow beard soon

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Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by DeLioncourt: 2:02pm On Sep 09, 2016
universityfailu:
hi all, my name is durent and am a university student. Am beardless and girls usually bounce me calling me small boy. Small boy koor. I have tried all i know to grow a beard, coconut oil, castor oil, sulphur 8, smoking and rubbing weed on my cheek, inhaling and injecting weed. All to no avail. I've heard bout minoxidil, oh boy dat tin cost die! What can i do now? I need to attract dis chicks. No bashing pls.

you were born to be beardless bro.

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Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by naija1stpikin: 2:03pm On Sep 09, 2016
shocked
Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by DeLioncourt: 2:04pm On Sep 09, 2016
AngelAhnie:
Beards is not maturity dear, the first man that took me to heaven was beardless. Stay calm and u ll grow beard soon

this post leaves me with so many questions...

-you went to heaven and decided to come back?
-how many men have taken you to heaven?
-how many had beards?
-how many men have failed to take you to heaven?
-how many men tried before the beardless fella came along to take you to heaven?

there are more... cry cry cry

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Re: How Do I Grow A Beard And Attract Babes by AngelAhnie(f): 2:21pm On Sep 09, 2016
DeLioncourt:


this post leaves me with so many questions...

-you went to heaven and decided to come back?
-how many men have taken you to heaven?
-how many had beards?
-how many men have failed to take you to heaven?
-how many men tried before the beardless fella came along to take you to heaven?

there are more... cry cry cry
Daddy I can't answer you.

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