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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by JohnnyAmhan: 9:48am On Sep 12, 2016
Hello, instead of spending 500k (Five Hundred Thousand Naira) on iphone 7, you can buy 22 bags of rice and send it to your village... They will release your destiny #JustAnAdvice
LOL😂😂😂

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by RitzyPrince(m): 10:53am On Sep 12, 2016
adeife16:
as if you even own one of their products
check the screenshot, ain't that an iPhone?

Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by samsung007(m): 11:17am On Sep 12, 2016
i know Iphone 8 will have the full and uneaten apple logo

grin
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by AleAirHub(m): 11:53am On Sep 12, 2016
Next IPhone 12. will be able to predict what will happen from January - December. cheesy , cheesy
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Lolaabokoku(f): 12:07pm On Sep 12, 2016
Macmilla:

Bros check out my signature. If u do well, maybe u will afford it sooner than 20k. undecided maybe at 50k. undecided
I'm not α bros plss
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by IbBarham(m): 12:19pm On Sep 12, 2016
Lol....
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by CaraJewel(f): 1:39pm On Sep 12, 2016
Macmilla:

No, bro. I contacted them yesterday and they said they are coming up with a retina implants for their next phone cos it will not have a physical screen. The phone will link up with the implant and generate a signal to ur brain just like ur con and rod cells. Ur brain will interpret it as a screen.

By d time they get to iPhone 12, there will be no phone, but a chip will be implanted into ur brain. The chip will generate visual signals to ur brain making u see a very beautiful phone dt is not actually there. As u operate d "virtual" phone in ur hand, the chip will process the information and even make calls from ur brain. Imagine having a computer with internet access in ur brain.
undecided
Hahahaha.u jxt made my day.funny u
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Sammyblaq(m): 1:42pm On Sep 12, 2016
somehowpenis:
Apple is simply the tecnology to own, never dissapoints it's users.
Put it to heating point or freezing point u go rewrite.
I loyal to SAMSUNG.
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Macmilla(m): 1:55pm On Sep 12, 2016
CaraJewel:
Hahahaha.u jxt made my day.funny u
Happy to have put a smile on someone's face today. grin
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Macmilla(m): 1:56pm On Sep 12, 2016
Lolaabokoku:
I'm not α bros plss
Nne, no vex, biko. This talk about ram everywhere is really affecting me undecided I need some meet.
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Gbadebo01(m): 2:56pm On Sep 12, 2016
iphone 9 will have 4D assisted touch which tracks your eyes and u ll be able activate an app by blinking plus rearrange icons by turning ur head to the desired location. you can also make calls by shaking ur head and thinking about the number u want to dial! comes with special neck lubricant priced @ 80k

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by lilEmir3(m): 3:18pm On Sep 12, 2016
Macmilla:

No, bro. I contacted them yesterday and they said they are coming up with a retina implants for their next phone cos it will not have a physical screen. The phone will link up with the implant and generate a signal to ur brain just like ur con and rod cells. Ur brain will interpret it as a screen.

By d time they get to iPhone 12, there will be no phone, but a chip will be implanted into ur brain. The chip will generate visual signals to ur brain making u see a very beautiful phone dt is not actually there. As u operate d "virtual" phone in ur hand, the chip will process the information and even make calls from ur brain. Imagine having a computer with internet access in ur brain.
undecided
My porn will be so real grin
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by FIGARO00: 3:54pm On Sep 12, 2016
Macmilla:

No, bro. I contacted them yesterday and they said they are coming up with a retina implants for their next phone cos it will not have a physical screen. The phone will link up with the implant and generate a signal to ur brain just like ur con and rod cells. Ur brain will interpret it as a screen.

By d time they get to iPhone 12, there will be no phone, but a chip will be implanted into ur brain. The chip will generate visual signals to ur brain making u see a very beautiful phone dt is not actually there. As u operate d "virtual" phone in ur hand, the chip will process the information and even make calls from ur brain. Imagine having a computer with internet access in ur brain.
undecided
baba why now, haba.
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Nobody: 4:34pm On Sep 12, 2016
EpicMaurice:
The iphone9 will be invincible so you'll have to buy iphone9 special googles of 250k so you can see your phone

Invisible you meant
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Nobody: 4:42pm On Sep 12, 2016
You pipo should not be hasty in judging Apple Inc. Their only crime against the Nigerian gadget market was that they had GEJ and Okonjo Iweala in mind and not PMB and Kemi while designing and pricing iPhone 7 and it's accessories. The Prices ain't bad afterall
#blamethexchangerate#
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by EpicMaurice(m): 4:43pm On Sep 12, 2016
chymevicks:

Invisible you meant
yh thanks bruh

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Macmilla(m): 5:01pm On Sep 12, 2016
lilEmir3:
My porn will be so real grin
Hehehehe. Guys are not smiling
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Macmilla(m): 5:02pm On Sep 12, 2016
FIGARO00:
baba why now, haba.
You have to say where you are so I will know how far it is from me. undecided
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Lolaabokoku(f): 5:12pm On Sep 12, 2016
Macmilla:

Nne, no vex, biko. This talk about ram everywhere is really affecting me undecided I need some meet.
Oya come †̥♥ my house,, eat in and take away.. meat dey yafuyafu
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Macmilla(m): 7:06pm On Sep 12, 2016
Lolaabokoku:
Oya come †̥♥ my house,, eat in and take away.. meat dey yafuyafu
Abeg, where ur house dey?
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by swagifted(m): 7:14pm On Sep 12, 2016
Requirements for owning iPhone 10.
1. Blood sample

2. Medical history

3. Java signed digital birth certificates (cause java gonna open a unit for that as well)

4 . international passports (well, you want an iphone 10 and u never bin overseas... Hurts to be you)

5. Hair strand (their new tracking gps tech , and i don't even know how to explain how it works)

6. An uber account with account history, (cause if you can't drive your car, thier product got to be chauffeured in an uber,,lol...)

7. Nepa bill or water bill.

8. Add yours.

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by CaraJewel(f): 9:31am On Sep 16, 2016
Iphone20 will come wid a big package..wen u get it..u will also buy a 3mil specifically built technology house vry tiny u av to crawl in...widawt d house d fone no go work...xo wen u wan use ur fone jxt enter d house...probably kip am as boys quarters
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by TechLector: 1:40pm On Sep 18, 2016
think will wait for this

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