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Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Laveda(f): 10:39am On Sep 18, 2016
zicoraads:
They ain't lying. Personally, I am not seeing anyone at the moment. Trust me grin

Laveda...does this place feel like church? undecided
undecided and whatchu doing here huh
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by zicoraads: 10:39am On Sep 18, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Tnx but I never asked tho... grin unless ur showcasing urself down here
undecided undecided
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by zicoraads: 10:41am On Sep 18, 2016
Laveda:
undecided and whatchu doing here huh
Leading 'praise and worship' grin

Pray for us, sister Linda. The service is about to begin proper grin
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by lola024(f): 10:43am On Sep 18, 2016
FvckShiT:
Yo fūcking keep meeting the fūcking wrong ones every fūcking time grin
#smiles....... I hope I will fucking meet the fucking right one very fucking soon on a very sweet not fucking day......lol
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Laveda(f): 10:44am On Sep 18, 2016
zicoraads:
Leading 'praise and worship' grin

Pray for us, sister Linda. The service is about to begin proper grin
I'll pray when you done with praises. grin
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Nobody: 10:44am On Sep 18, 2016
Synzu:
The feeling is mutual. smiley

Just spare us the theatrics, no one wants to know about you and this "ex" you won't stop yapping about.
Hahahahahhaah... I got it... Ur reading my comments and it caught ur attention. cool.. And FYI Mr. Wannabe, the guy I was talking abt isn't my ex... wink



Juz for the record.. Better Stay in ur lane. Go find someone on ur level and stop quoting me ..I don't need ur quote back. Be a man and walk out
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by FvckShiT(m): 10:47am On Sep 18, 2016
lola024:
#smiles....... I hope I will fucking meet the fucking right one very fucking soon on a very sweet not fucking day......lol
Yeaaaåh! cool the fūcking right one is all that fūcking matters in this fūcking age cool ...
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Synzu(m): 10:53am On Sep 18, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Hahahahahhaah... I got it... Ur reading my comments and it caught ur attention. cool.. And FYI Mr. Wannabe, the guy I was talking abt isn't my ex... wink



Juz for the record.. Better Stay in ur lane. Go find someone on ur level and stop quoting me ..I don't need ur quote back. Be a man and walk out
For my nigg SmellingAnus' sake, I'll resist the urge to shellack some sense into you this morning.


Enjoy the rest of your day.
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Lastking147(m): 11:00am On Sep 18, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Hahahahahhaah... I got it... Ur reading my comments and it caught ur attention. cool.. And FYI Mr. Wannabe, the guy I was talking abt isn't my ex... wink



Juz for the record.. Better Stay in ur lane. Go find someone on ur level and stop quoting me ..I don't need ur quote back. Be a man and walk out
Omo See Gobe grin
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by jackie3B(f): 11:00am On Sep 18, 2016
ladies do same, its either dey say we broke few months ago,we don't love each oda again, we ain't dating #just frnds* lie lie gals... am a girl,so I know
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by zicoraads: 11:03am On Sep 18, 2016
jackie3B:
ladies do same, its either dey say we broke few months ago,we don't love each oda again, we ain't dating #just frnds* lie lie gals... am a girl,so I know
Your eyes...beautiful kiss

Are you single? wink
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by jackie3B(f): 11:04am On Sep 18, 2016
zicoraads:
Your eyes...beautiful kiss
Are you single? wink
NO...am married
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by zicoraads: 11:10am On Sep 18, 2016
jackie3B:
NO...am married
shocked shocked

Cool cool wink
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by SmellingAnus(m): 11:12am On Sep 18, 2016
Synzu:
For my nigg SmellingAnus' sake, I'll resist the urge to shellack some sense into you this morning.


Enjoy the rest of your day.
thanks man... Lovely Boo trapqueen77 and Muva please sheath sword cool cool cool Boo missed you kiss , Muva how many days have the dickk stayed now without action grin, I am waiting for d dick to proove to you that it's in charge grin
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Synzu(m): 11:16am On Sep 18, 2016
SmellingAnus:
thanks man... Lovely Boo trap.queen77 and Mu.va please sheath sword cool cool cool Boo missed you kiss , Mu.va how many days have the dickk stayed now without action grin, I am waiting for d dick to proove to you that it's in charge grin
Done, boss. cool


Almost 1 week, bruh! We making history right here!! grin cool
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by SmellingAnus(m): 11:21am On Sep 18, 2016
Synzu:
Done, boss. cool


Almost 1 week, bruh! We making history right here!! grin cool
tremendous progress bro... I remember when staying three days with out puna was like hell to me.... Anyway you still have three weeks to go grin
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Synzu(m): 11:25am On Sep 18, 2016
SmellingAnus:
tremendous progress bro... I remember when staying three days with out puna was like hell to me....
I'm trusting the word of God to keep me in these trying times. grin
I'm quite positive I'll scale through..

Anyway you still have three weeks to go grin
embarassed
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by SmellingAnus(m): 11:32am On Sep 18, 2016
Synzu:
I'm trusting the word of God to keep me in these trying times. grin
I'm quite positive I'll scale through..



embarassed
hahahahahhah I wanted to say I join my faith with yours but I don't have such Great Faith grin... Watch out for more trying times/temptation this week that may want to steal your one week old virginity... cool
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by iamphotoshoot(m): 11:36am On Sep 18, 2016
Laveda:
They'd tell you they've been single for months/years.. But lies mehn they got one gurl they always seeing.

grin only gullible ones fall..
I actually like straight forward guys,
you tell me watsup if I can cope good, if I can't I forge ahead.
That is, if they are straightforward and say they got a girlfriend, but want you as a side chic, so far you can cope, you would forge ahead?
Really! undecided
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by chachanga: 11:39am On Sep 18, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin this reminds me of sombori I met here on NL..

Tat maga said, he's single... But I did my research well and found out his married and have 2 kids! This wowo guy be forming like Kanye West!

Chaaaai!!! Automatically he's in my block list... No further explanation.
What a dunce! Bad for him, all the more for me!

He wasnt honest like me, abi? Am sure say as I don yarn you say harem dey number 5, you begin dey jell say "chai, see strong man wey dey serve 5". Dunt worry, I will sell the maize farm to raise money our Dubai honeymoon if NameCheckers, myBestman, fails to deliver!

My Larv for you is shua!
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Synzu(m): 11:43am On Sep 18, 2016
SmellingAnus:
hahahahahhah I wanted to say I join my faith with yours but I don't have such Great Faith grin... Watch out for more trying times/temptation this week that may want to steal your one week old virginity... cool
Baba join your faith with mine abeg. I need all the support I can get and if I could, I'll add another month to it grin. You won't understand, bruh. gringrin

I've had all appointments cancelled, I'm also looking to start something "serious" soon, so everything seems to be falling in line with my plan.

There's this hottie I met yesterday morning though.. Pretty & curvaceously sexy with that choco skin I like so much. She's just returned from her morning workout routine and that ass looked cake in that tight black spandex. Chai! I almost died! embarassed

Anyway, I collected her number shaa.. (For the fun of it) but I don't think I'll call her gringrin. Self discipline is paramount in these trying times. I gats respect myself gringrin
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Nobody: 1:27pm On Sep 18, 2016
SmellingAnus:
thanks man... Lovely Boo trapqueen77 and Muva please sheath sword cool cool cool Boo missed you kiss , Muva how many days have the dickk stayed now without action grin, I am waiting for d dick to proove to you that it's in charge grin
Juz came back boo.. Watching football now... grin

Juz tell ur friend to stay in his lane coz he's been waggling his tongue back n forth earlier... I have no idea wat he wanna prove. angry
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Nobody: 1:56pm On Sep 18, 2016
chachanga:
What a dunce! Bad for him, all the more for me!

He wasnt honest like me, abi? Am sure say as I don yarn you say harem dey number 5, you begin dey jell say "chai, see strong man wey dey serve 5". Dunt worry, I will sell the maize farm to raise money our Dubai honeymoon if NameCheckers, myBestman, fails to deliver!

My Larv for you is shua!
Tat mumugo tot all girls he met here on NL are maga as him... angry

Na wowo face he dey wear erday. Mtcchew
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Nobody: 2:00pm On Sep 18, 2016
mercyviv:
There's nothing wrong with saying the truth. Most guys have more than one female partner and they still claim to the new girl they just met that they are single. What does it benefit the guys. Anyone here to explain to me what i don't know?


[size=14pt]As seen on[/size] 6TERS Social Forum grin
What is there to not know?
The guy doesnt want to lose out on this new chic.
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by SmellingAnus(m): 2:07pm On Sep 18, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Juz came back boo.. Watching football now... grin

Juz tell ur friend to stay in his lane coz he's been waggling his tongue back n forth earlier... I have no idea wat he wanna prove. angry
nice nice... Wishing the red devils good luck because of you although I am of the blues grin
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Lastking147(m): 2:13pm On Sep 18, 2016
No be all guys dey lie
Some stories dey tell are real bui jus few sha cool
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Nobody: 2:21pm On Sep 18, 2016
SmellingAnus:
nice nice... Wishing the red devils good luck because of you although I am of the blues grin
cry not a good match... We lose this evening sha...
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by SmellingAnus(m): 2:26pm On Sep 18, 2016
Synzu:
Baba join your faith with mine abeg. I need all the support I can get and if I could, I'll add another month to it grin. You won't understand, bruh. gringrin

I've had all appointments cancelled, I'm also looking to start something "serious" soon, so everything seems to be falling in line with my plan.

There's this hottie I met yesterday morning though.. Pretty & curvaceously sexy with that choco skin I like so much. She's just returned from her morning workout routine and that ass looked cake in that tight black spandex. Chai! I almost died! embarassed

Anyway, I collected her number shaa.. (For the fun of it) but I don't think I'll call her gringrin. Self discipline is paramount in these trying times. I gats respect myself gringrin
Lol, honestly you need discipline but we all ?now that a wet pusssy is the delight of most dickks at least... Anyway it may look somehow if you don't call although I must confess that calling her is obviously a necessary evil... Some years ago I decided to pratice celibacy and see if I could get closer to God, just when it was working out fine, a particular hot ph chick that declined my earlier gbensh manifesto started showing dark green light, I tried to threaten her that I will take her virginity if we see cos she was desperate for us to see she boldly told me it doesn't matterz I knew Satan had bad plans for me, I invited her over on a Sunday to my church, (by the way she is Catholic and have never attended another church prior to that time) ... Took her to my house after service, had lunch with her and after a while I saw her off by dropping her somewhere to ease her journey to her house... That same night she told me she was inlove with me because i didn't take advantage of her or try to act as human by making advances (if omg she knew that it took so much from me to avoid that) .... Anyway, I never dated her cos I didn't want distraction but I verified her virginity status which happened to be true but I am not a fan of virgins... I don't intend to marry a virgin either..
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by SmellingAnus(m): 2:29pm On Sep 18, 2016
TrapQueen77:
cry not a good match... We lose this evening sha...
what's really yapping to the red devils undecided
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Synzu(m): 2:56pm On Sep 18, 2016
SmellingAnus:
Lol, honestly you need discipline but we all ?now that a wet pusssy is the delight of most dickks at least... Anyway it may look somehow if you don't call although I must confess that calling her is obviously a necessary evil... Some years ago I decided to pratice celibacy and see if I could get closer to God, just when it was working out fine, a particular hot ph chick that declined my earlier gbensh manifesto started showing dark green light, I tried to threaten her that I will take her virginity if we see cos she was desperate for us to see she boldly told me it doesn't matterz I knew Satan had bad plans for me, I invited her over on a Sunday to my church, (by the way she is Catholic and have never attended another church prior to that time) ... Took her to my house after service, had lunch with her and after a while I saw her off by dropping her somewhere to ease her journey to her house... That same night she told me she was inlove with me because i didn't take advantage of her or try to act as human by making advances (if omg she knew that it took so much from me to avoid that) .... Anyway, I never dated her cos I didn't want distraction but I verified her virginity status which happened to be true but I am not a fan of virgins... I don't intend to marry a virgin either..
Aha! Catholic girls are the freakiest right next to the christ embassies and JW's. gringrin
Its not news that each time one chooses to concentrate, obstacles start to take form.

Anyway, I'll try giving her a call this eve but I'm still thinking; what's the point??
There's no need leading her on when I'm currently on a mission.
I hope and pray she doesn't like me though, I'll just be happy that I fulfilled all righteousness by atleast calling her.

Bruh, even though I won't mind marrying a non-virgin, if I'm lucky to find a virgin girl who's as naughty with the same sex drive as mine, that's a jackpot! I'd marry her ass faster than Usain Bolt can complete a track race! cool
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by SmellingAnus(m): 3:47pm On Sep 18, 2016
Synzu:
Aha! Catholic girls are the freakiest right next to the christ embassies and JW's. gringrin
Its not news that each time one chooses to concentrate, obstacles start to take form.

Anyway, I'll try giving her a call this eve but I'm still thinking; what's the point??
There's no need leading her on when I'm currently on a mission.
I hope and pray she doesn't like me though, I'll just be happy that I fulfilled all righteousness by atleast calling her.

Bruh, even though I won't mind marrying a non-virgin, if I'm lucky to find a virgin girl who's as naughty with the same sex drive as mine, that's a jackpot! I'd marry her ass faster than Usain Bolt can complete a track race! cool
hahhaha I don't think it's a gamble I will be willing to take to look for a virgin that has crazy sex drive like me to marry, besides I know a girl disvirgined by her husband yet claims to be in love with me, she even said it once infront of her daughter.... Although preek no know married and unmarried Toto , but I just had to warn/discipline myself to avoid fuckinn another man's wife.... Seen a lot of things to know that virginity is over rated... I knew a virgin that was actually a pussy made virgin but who was much into anal sexxx with her guy.... I agree with the person that said the term virginity needs to be redefined
Re: This Is A Critical Issue. Why Do Most Guys Claim To Be Single by Synzu(m): 3:55pm On Sep 18, 2016
SmellingAnus:
hahhaha I don't think it's a gamble I will be willing to take to look for a virgin that has crazy sex drive like me to marry, besides I know a girl disvirgined by her husband yet claims to be in love with me, she even said it once infront of her daughter.... Although preek no know married and unmarried Toto , but I just had to warn/discipline myself to avoid fuckinn another man's wife.... Seen a lot of things to know that virginity is over rated... I knew a virgin that was actually a pussy made virgin but who was much into anal sexxx with her guy.... I agree with the person that said the term virginity needs to be redefined
True! Virginity is overrated but it depends on how one chooses to see it. I for one don't see it as symbol of morality, I don't see see it as a sign that she'll make a sterling wife. Rather, I'm just thrilled having to know that I'm the very first to pop that and might as well be the only. That's why I don't rate virgins.

A hoe is a hoe, married or not, virgin or non.
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