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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by herald9: 7:04pm On Sep 25, 2016
grin
These pages are good if you've have a religious girlfriend like Analice107 grin
Solomon was a master of the game. Others are learners.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Seun(m): 7:05pm On Sep 25, 2016
Honestly, it was not my intention to attack any religion on this thread. I saw that the image was liked by many people so I featured it. For traffic.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by HajimeSaito(m): 7:05pm On Sep 25, 2016
mustymatic:


Those who won't fight back do not really believe. If someone mocks your dead father you will respond, how about superman Do you believe in superman?
Christians don't really believe in God, they are agnostics
Muslims believe in God and his messengers...spot the difference.


"Christians don't really believe in God?" I think stupi.dity has been downgraded to an even lower level.
I'm not surprised about this because believing in an illiterate, pedophile, rapist "prophet" can impede mental development. It can cause you to believe in virgin rewards for suicide bombing. Stup.id , stu.pid, stu.pid...

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by BABANGBALI: 7:05pm On Sep 25, 2016
HERSLEY:
Seun come n climb my tree n take the fruits! It's all urs baby
pls can I follow climb and sok your orange?
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by malvisguy212: 7:06pm On Sep 25, 2016
analice107:


Ten of you put together can't climb my toe. Not every male is a man. Some are males and some are men. And i don't judge you into the class of men, so look for your size.
perfect answer.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Mrchusenvessel(m): 7:07pm On Sep 25, 2016
Did King Solomon Sha,what Do U Xpect Frm A Persn With 700 Concubies And 300 Wives,mayb He Lyk Boobs,lyk Cuzy's Own
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Mrchusenvessel(m): 7:07pm On Sep 25, 2016
Dis King Solomon Sha,what Do U Xpect Frm A Persn With 700 Concubies And 300 Wives,mayb He Lyk Boobs,lyk Cuzy's Own
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by BABANGBALI: 7:07pm On Sep 25, 2016
Seun:
Honestly, it was not my intention to attack any religion on this thread. I saw that the image was liked by many people so I featured it. For traffic.
would you have tried that with Muslims and their Quran?
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by alizma: 7:07pm On Sep 25, 2016
Chrisrare:
Lol.. I never heard of dis passage b4. Dat solomon na very bad boy...
such have been in the Bible and they are mostly use during marriage counseling. everything has its own time.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by allymarry89(f): 7:08pm On Sep 25, 2016
Seun:
Honestly, it was not my intention to attack any religion on this thread. I saw that the image was liked by many people so I featured it. For traffic.
I know its for traffic, now are you satisfied?
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Sexina851(f): 7:12pm On Sep 25, 2016
Seun:
Honestly, it was not my intention to attack any religion on this thread. I saw that the image was liked by many people so I featured it. For traffic.

Then take it down, as simple as that.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by chimavalentine(m): 7:12pm On Sep 25, 2016
my favourite chapter
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 7:14pm On Sep 25, 2016
walemadu:
"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas."

- Al-Suyuti, Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351
Guy you are funny person and an ignorant at that.!
This post is about Christians and the bible, but you couldn't defend your religion. The best you could do is to crop up some bullshit about Islam..
Now that you post is erroneous because what you quoted is not the Quran.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by bigybanty02(m): 7:14pm On Sep 25, 2016
WorldRichest:


You are definitely not a Christian, you wrote over a hundred words without coma, semi-colon, question mark or full stop. The Bible contains punctuation marks including comas, semi-colons, colons, question marks and full stops. You write as if you have never opened the Bible in your life. This person must have written English language exam in WAEC or NECO or worse still, he may even be an undergraduate or a graduate. What a shame. Even imPatience Mama Piss "Diaris God" Sheppopo Jonathan does not write this bad.
. Thank u sir 4 ur correction.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Berbierklaus(f): 7:15pm On Sep 25, 2016
Seun:
Honestly, it was not my intention to attack any religion on this thread. I saw that the image was liked by many people so I featured it. For traffic.
Cc friedyam,I told you seun was just after traffic.

Mr Seun,I see you are not as cocky as I've been made to believe,but in issues of controversy like this,you need not take sides,which was why I was very happy when I found out you are an atheist,but seeing How the muslims have been favoured on this forum maybe you fear them coz they are violent,I think you should tread with caution.
Therefore in the best interest of everyone I advice you luck christian threads as you lock that of the muslims,let there be equality and let everyone respects each other's religion.

I hope you realise that if this post was against muslims,you would have pulled it down by now

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by ehissi(m): 7:16pm On Sep 25, 2016
Wetin persin no go see for Nairaland sef!!?? grin

Seun open thread for breast matter, now!! now!! now!!! E don hit 10 pages.

Na Nairalanders dey complain pass, meanwhile nowadays, where 2 or 3 Nairalanders are gathered Breast is the topic of discussion!! grin

Even seun don join the train for breast matter switch off censor Bots!

I tire for una!!

Nairalanders and breast be like............ undecided

Chooi! Even Jacob zuma don tire for una!!! cheesy
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by mentorandfriend(m): 7:18pm On Sep 25, 2016
Is it not funny that even Seun loves to take occasional digs and subs at the Bible and Christianity, but locks up Islamic threads with a caveat?

Funny people.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by bigybanty02(m): 7:19pm On Sep 25, 2016
neocortex:


What do you call someone who defend a concept/person now matter what ?
I don't get u
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by mentorandfriend(m): 7:21pm On Sep 25, 2016
Berbierklaus:

Cc friedyam,I told you seun was just after traffic.

Mr Seun,I see you are not as cocky as I've been made to believe,but in issues of controversy like this,you need not take sides,which was why I was very happy when I found out you are an atheist,but seeing How the muslims have been favoured on this forum maybe you fear them coz they are violent,I think you should tread with caution.
Therefore in the best interest of everyone I advice you luck christian threads as you lock that of the muslims,let there be equality and let everyone respects each other's religion.

I hope you realise that if this post was against muslims,you would have pulled it down by now
My thoughts exactly.

Lock up Christian threads too with a caveat. I'm 100% sure if this was a dig at the Koran, him and his super mods would have pulled it down by now.

Double standards.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 7:23pm On Sep 25, 2016
the truth is that the bible was written by sh.i.t.ty a.ss untrustworthy men cool
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by 99thEnemy(m): 7:24pm On Sep 25, 2016
I will also Tap Wine from the Palm Tree grin
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by leofab(f): 7:25pm On Sep 25, 2016
FriedYam:
Lol.. And he has removed 'Naughty' from the topic...

Ignoramus

i can see you're viewing the thread now
why taking it so personal ? Abi Na seun write the passage ?

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Ranchhoddas: 7:26pm On Sep 25, 2016
Malakh:
none of yall know what that scriptures is talking about quit wrestling the scriptures to your destruction, if you believe you know it, i'll give 20,000 naira
Alright. It's God expressing His love for His people.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by mukhcech(m): 7:26pm On Sep 25, 2016
MrPresident1:
Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.

You have said some paragraphs of nonsense.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by mustymatic(m): 7:26pm On Sep 25, 2016
HajimeSaito:


"Christians don't really believe in God?" I think stupi.dity has been downgraded to an even lower level.
I'm not surprised about this because believing in an illiterate, pedophile, rapist "prophet" can impede mental development. It can cause you to believe in virgin rewards for suicide bombing. Stup.id , stu.pid, stu.pid...

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The truth, they say, hurts.
Your conclusion though grin
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by holuwatobhy(m): 7:26pm On Sep 25, 2016
olanshile2016:
and the Bible was written by the holy ghost

grin

Grieve not the Holy Ghost,He is the only thing I got!!
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by richG: 7:29pm On Sep 25, 2016
Post deleted. I would never post such. Haba
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by HajimeSaito(m): 7:29pm On Sep 25, 2016
mustymatic:

The truth, they say, hurts.
Your conclusion though grin

It can't hurt half as bad as ignorance. Especially the ignorance of a pedophile, murdering, terrorist, rapist "prophet m"
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by mukhcech(m): 7:31pm On Sep 25, 2016
Hanendez:

It takes, insight, foresight, hindsight and a Spirit of discernment to interpret that scripture, but you have corrupted it with a warped and impious mindset which will eventually destroy you unless you repent.

The way you guys lie is pathetic.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Chukazu: 7:34pm On Sep 25, 2016
Seun:


there is absolutely nothing wrong in climbing the palm trees, but make sure it's your own.

the story is between a man and his lovely wife, so whatever height you choose to climb, don't climb another man's palm tree.. #loveyourown
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by mukhcech(m): 7:34pm On Sep 25, 2016
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You try. em sure you have not mistake some book with an author with the Qur'an.

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