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Today being independence day, i'm gonno share one of the most terrible and embarrassing experience I've ever had. It occured some few years back on independence day, October 1st. I use to hear it as stories and watch it in comedy videos till it happened to me, i was left dump founded for days.

Back in 100 level, there is this classmate of mine that normally do take me to the canteen. Most times he paid for both of us, other times I pay for my self but he'll never ever allow me pay for him. Of course I was happy (I have catch lunch supplier). It became more regular and I was adding weight... (winks)

On that special independence day, I was chilling with a friend (another class mate of mine) when we saw him in a cab. Trust Naija babes on independence day-We started to hail the dude o. We asked him where he was headed and he said he was gonno get something to eat. As usual, I asked if "we" could tag along and I remembered him saying Yes o.

So we carried ourselves and joined the ride. This time he took us outside school (Of course you know it's more expensive). Me and the babe were just feeling ourselves, admiring all the green white green we could set our eyes on.

He asked us what we wanted and we ordered, at least to a large extent we were modest with what we asked for. We three had a really wonderful conversation. I couldn't stop laughing at the funny jokes that were flying around the table.

Sooner than I expected, He stood up and said he was going. We told him to wait for us till we finish the food, then we'll all leave together but he insisted on going and said that he wasn't even going to school. He called the waiter and paid for only himself.

Chai!
You know that awkward moment when you can't just say "You didn't pay for us?"

Well, i do!

Both our faces carried question marks but he didn't even bother about what our faces looked like. He just bidded us goodbye and left.

There was not enough money on me or on my friend, I wasn't with my ATM card. I just sat down numb, felt naked and really embarrassed. We had to call a friend to come bail us from the prision of our own 'long independent throat' after racking our brain so much on how to get the money. That day I got home so exhausted, as thought I went for weight lifting. Actually I did, weight lifting of the mind.

When he was asked the reason for such action...
His excuse: He didn't have enough money for two, didn't wanna refuse us from coming and He knew we were independent ladies and could take care of ourselves

Please o, was his excuse tangible enough??

Source: http://www.ericadianas.com/2016/10/he-took-me-out-but-didnt-pay-for-my.html?m=1

Yes. Very very tangible.

Weak boy

I know some girls I have toasted on nairaland will not like this

Yeskeh

his excuse was more than tangible.

So the advice I go give u now will reverse back to that day and make the guy come bak to pay?

Loyalblak007:
Weak boy

weak boy ke, na u give am d money?

Yes, it was.

Its so obvious that this story is fake and you're looking for fame and traffic to your blog.

Funny thing the story is real. Shiiits happen daily.

RealJaneDoe:
Its so obvious that this story is fake and you're looking for fame and traffic to your blog.

mtcheew
one bottle of cold orijin for d guy

Loyalblak007:
Weak boy

Na mumu dem lyk dem wan use emotional blackmail on him

Really ?

Young03:
mtcheew

one bottle of cold orijin for d guy

I dont knw y our girls always do dese tin sef,a dude tried 2 b polite once nd he turned into a scape goat,should we start being mean to yall?

1 gal and have learnt a lot:

1st time I paid for 2(no thank you)

2nd time I paid for 2(No thank you,she just waka)

3rd time I paid. for 2( She no even look my side,she just waka)

4th time I paid for 3(she took her friend along)

5th time I paid for 2 (she no talk thank you ,she just waka asif it is her entitlement)

when it got to the 6th time,I discovered this gal no longer bring her Purse or ATM when she's going out with me Naso I provoke change am for her,


I have planned my future with this gal,but she's too tight fisted and non-appreciative

ennyhola:
1 gal and have learnt a lot:

1st time I paid for 2(no thank you)

2nd time I paid for 2(No thank you,she just waka)

3rd time I paid. for 2( She no even look my side,she just waka)

4th time I paid for 3(she took her friend along)

5th time I paid for 2 (she no talk thank you ,she just waka asif it is her entitlement)

when it got to the 6th time,I discovered this gal no longer bring her Purse or ATM when she's going out with me Naso I provoke change am for her,


I have planned my future with this gal,but she's too tight fisted and non-appreciative

lemme add this...
lalasticlala FONT PAGE

JESUSBOIY:
He's a real man

Lol ya think.

@op d guy never chop ur 4biden fruit OR you are trying 2 friendzone him. No sane guy wil spend his last kobo on bit.ch who wil not alow me see her pant . I can go to motherless home n spent my money than 1 gurl who think she is smart

his 'change begins with me' started long ago

I don't understand why Nigerian girls think it's an entitlement for your bills to be paid...SPLIT THAT SHYTE UP...if before or after meals he says "bills on me" then that's absolutely fine but then if you're just locked down with a mindset that a guy should always pay for you sweetie you're a biatch...at least know what is called VEX MONEY...incase he ain't footing bills then be ready to pay for yours...later y'll claiming independent...screw you independent girls that can't even change your car tyre...just look at her statement "LUNCH SUPPLIER"...Nigerian girls be looking for dumb a$$ guys that will take over their fathers responsibility...thunder fire una black yansh there

I remember few months ago when I went out with this Indonesian girl I met on a faculty trip to Thailand...I had told her earlier on that the bills were on me...after lunch I gave the waiter my ATM card to go swipe only for her to tell me that what we ate was not up to the minimum to pay using the POS system...and bloody hell I had no physical cash on me as all my money was in my account (with earlier hopes that I can just pay with the card)...this girl opened her wallet and paid...I told her I would pay her back when we find the nearest ATM machine...vroom I was waiting for this girl to ask me about the money and she didn't...two hours later I gave her the money and she was like not to worry...I couldn't take it as I had to force it into her purse...mind you we're both students...moving on she bought coffee and said all bills on her...ofcos I took it no qualms...that's the idea and that's an ideal lady not y'll waiting for guys to spend on you like it's your right...

popular saying--- never order more than your host else...

D guy na broke ass

His excuse was tangible jor.

Lol. True talk

eneez:
his 'change begins with me' started long ago

Or him really no wan just buy

IamZod:
His excuse was tangible jor.

Okay

begi begi all ova d place.....i tot beginning 4 food wuz basically carried out by almajiris na

hahahah the guy actually tried, he have lots of courage you know. While reading this i couldnt stop laughing out loud on the sofa. It was indeed a awesome experience for you OP, imagine you calling him ''LUNCH SUPPLIER'' For this reason alone i will say he did well. Lolssss, all those babes living all their lives on awoof should learn from this.

lwkmd....Moral of the story:Always carry more than enough money in the event that you have to bail yourself from messy situations.The guy fit just change am for you!