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What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 11:42am On Oct 03, 2016
Don’t even get me started on how Hot single people get, anytime they see two people displaying any sort of sexual affection they have an itch down there{PUSSY} or for the guys they have a bulge down there {DICK}.

You talk about sex and they play it in their heads, or they have a hard on, it gets so bad sometimes that they wake up in the morning shivering {I have experienced this}, I shivered so bad I had to lay in bed all day, I was a bit ill for the remainder of the day.

It’s not a sin to get Hot, even virgins get Hot, as a sexually active adult having sex every day is healthy and it doesn’t make the DICK reduce or the PUSSY slack, once a week is better, once is month is a red flag and once in months is a cry for help.

I have never been able to masturbate and a Love Machine isn’t as much fun as people have been made to believe, a friend would say to me “Bella, I don’t like to masturbate, I love my dick inside a pussy, a pussy is warm and moist and my hands aren’t so I hurt my dick whenever I masturbate” I am sure a lot of guys experience this, and for the girls there’s nothing like a guy slamming you with his PENIS, that endorphin that get released while he’s pounding you is what makes sex awesome and memories are made.

What am I trying to say, there’s nothing like the real thing, a Love Machine won’t satisfy you neither will masturbation, these are just solutions that won’t last for long {for some people it does}.

What do I do when I’m Hot and there’s no man or woman in sight? I either drink it off or sleep it off, sometimes I might play with myself but then I’d feel disgusted and just watch gay porn, get wet, have stomach ache and sleep it off, it sounds like torture but in the morning I wake up feeling better.

What to do when you’re single and Hot?

If you’re a man who doesn’t mind patronizing prostitutes that’s a good idea, don’t forget to pay and use condoms.

If you’re a woman who enjoys random sex, it might be the perfect time to knock on your neighbors door or call that guy who’s been crushing on you or who you have a crush on.

Doing it this way doesn’t make you a LovePeddler or a womanizer who visits prostitutes, we all got needs and if these needs aren’t met we may one day become rapists or child molesters.

There’s no permanent cure for being Hot unless you’re doing it with someone who you have genuine feelings for, all you need to do is find out the button that puts your horniness on a hold for as long as you want it, if you’re in a long distant relationship having phone intimacy is the best way to go, trust me that’s a whole new level of craziness and fun.

Now are you Hot? And you don’t want to try the above, get yourself a man or a girlfriend and have sex as much as you want to.

Isabella Ibeji

http://www.talk2bella.com/2016/10/what-to-do-when-youre-single-and-Hot.html

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 11:48am On Oct 03, 2016
grin




Even I'm burning hot already. OP, I won't risk na... We never know what kind of partner we can pick especially if juz random... grin

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by horlareey(m): 11:53am On Oct 03, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin




Even I'm burning hot already. OP, I won't risk na... We never know what kind of partner we can pick especially if juz random... grin


you can still pick me nah..
wink
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 11:56am On Oct 03, 2016
horlareey:

you can still pick me nah..
wink





Ayaaaaayaaay! I never know tat there's still some handsome men roaming around here on NL grin grin grin



U know only few gifted men can showcase themselves ooo... cheesy
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 11:56am On Oct 03, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin




Even I'm burning hot already. OP, I won't risk na... We never know what kind of partner we can pick especially if juz random... grin



It's horrrnnnny nairaland changed it to hot cheesy cheesy
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 11:57am On Oct 03, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin




Even I'm burning hot already. OP, I won't risk na... We never know what kind of partner we can pick especially if juz random... grin



Lol that's why I said a crush might be better grin
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Laveda(f): 12:00pm On Oct 03, 2016
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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 12:01pm On Oct 03, 2016
Talk2Bella:


Lol that's why I said a crush might be better grin




Even the so called crush can't satisfy on the bed ooo... U know some men don't even have the idea what for€play is all abt grin grin most men will juz dive straight to wet holes...

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 12:05pm On Oct 03, 2016
TrapQueen77:





Even the so called crush can't satisfy on the bed ooo... U know some men don't even have the idea what for€play is all abt grin grin most men will juz dive straight to wet holes...

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy aswr
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 12:25pm On Oct 03, 2016
Much better "thumps up" cool

I actually read the whole article(real and refreshing) and i loved it #nice job

Wont share my opinion tho lipsrsealed

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 12:26pm On Oct 03, 2016
bbmpin:
Much better "thumps up" cool

I actually read the whole article(real and refreshing) and i loved it #nice job

Wont share my opinion tho lipsrsealed

Thanks smiley
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Vinshu(f): 12:32pm On Oct 03, 2016
So as a woman, who is in the mood, you would knock on your neighbour's door.. really? Or some random guy.. really? Even a crush, and u call him over for sex.. really? What would he be thinking?

And you are not a prostitute? Be deceiving yourself. Better hit the streets and make it official by collecting money.

If a woman is not in a relationship idont think she has any reason to be hornny in the first place. That thing that made h3r stay off relationship should make her stay off sex too. You can't eat you cake and have it.

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 12:38pm On Oct 03, 2016
Vinshu:
So as a woman, who is in the mood, you would knock on your neighbour's door.. really? Or some random guy.. really? Even a crush, and u call him over for sex.. really? What would he be thinking?

And you are not a prostitute? Be deceiving yourself. Better hit the streets and make it official by collecting money.

If a woman is not in a relationship idont think she has any reason to be hornny in the first place. That thing that made h3r stay off relationship should make her stay off sex too. You can't eat you cake and have it.

You haven't made any sense so far

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Lovelynature(m): 12:57pm On Oct 03, 2016
Nice to notice how some ladies have started being open about their sexual feelings these days. Nice one Bella
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 12:59pm On Oct 03, 2016
Lovelynature:
Nice to notice how some ladies have started being open about their sexual feelings these days. Nice one Bella

thanks smiley
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 1:02pm On Oct 03, 2016
Best post I've read from you. Direct and nakeed write up
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 1:03pm On Oct 03, 2016
Vinshu:
So as a woman, who is in the mood, you would knock on your neighbour's door.. really? Or some random guy.. really? Even a crush, and u call him over for sex.. really? What would he be thinking?

And you are not a prostitute? Be deceiving yourself. Better hit the streets and make it official by collecting money.

If a woman is not in a relationship idont think she has any reason to be hornny in the first place. That thing that made h3r stay off relationship should make her stay off sex too. You can't eat you cake and have it.
comprehension is not one of your strong gifts

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by id911(m): 1:04pm On Oct 03, 2016
I read the article it's nice but some of the points may be almost impossible like knocking on the neighbor's door and so on cos of our society. Some people may not be civilized enough to understand.

Although I must confess it isn't easy when one is so hornny but personally, I can cope without all those. It's an harbit i personally developed since Secondary School days. I'm a one gal kind of a guy- extremely faithful to one partner and you may call me i 'virgin' of some sort-not blowing my trumpet tho. I have been coping for over two years now since my ex got married due to family pressure. She was very nice and responsible.

You know it's difficult to find such a good gal nowadays. I am not the type that visit brothels cos it disgusts me, i'm sorry to say this. I know a good gal wld come my way again soonest

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 1:07pm On Oct 03, 2016
id911:
I read the article it's nice but some of the points may be almost impossible like knocking at the neighbor's door and so on cos of our society. Some people may not be civilized enough to understand.

Although I must confess it isn't easy when one is so hornny but personally, I can cope without all those. It's an harbit i personally developed. I'm a one gal kind of a guy- extremely faithful to one partner-not blowing my trumpet tho. I have been coping for over two years now since my ex got married due to family pressure. She was very nice and responsible.

You know it's difficult to find such a good gal nowadays. I am not the type that visits brothels cos it disgust me, i'm sorry to say this. I know a good gal wld come my way again soonest

nice i hope you find that girl soon smiley
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 1:08pm On Oct 03, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Best post I've read from you. Direct and nakeed write up

Thank You smiley

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by id911(m): 1:15pm On Oct 03, 2016
Talk2Bella:

nice i hope you find that girl soon smiley

Thanks
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 1:28pm On Oct 03, 2016
For guys is very easy
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 1:35pm On Oct 03, 2016
Talk2Bella:

What do I do when I’m Hot and there’s no man or woman in sight? I either drink it off or sleep it off, sometimes I might play with myself but then I’d feel disgusted and just watch gay porn , get wet, have stomach ache and sleep it off, it sounds like torture but in the morning I wake up feeling better.

Da Fvck ? Gay Porn ? Please, Please oh ! Remove this line from your write up. Thanks.

In short from your blog. undecided

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 1:55pm On Oct 03, 2016
truthsayer007:


Da Fvck ? Gay Porn ? Please, Please oh ! Remove this line from your write up. Thanks.

In short from your blog. undecided

so because i enjoy watching girls do each other i should be lynched? undecided

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 1:56pm On Oct 03, 2016
Zceesneh:
For guys is very easy

i don't think it is unless they are paying for sex
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Eddodoh(m): 2:05pm On Oct 03, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin




Even I'm burning hot already. OP, I won't risk na... We never know what kind of partner we can pick especially if juz random... grin


Forget it. Serious Konji never catch U.

I have had experience with a neighbour, young lady who said something similar. Though she wasn't the one that knocked or came for me.

I went to her room to pick something as we were very close. I bumped into her masturbating & she adjusted as if she was doing nothing. I was honey dat day as well.

I asked her what is d meaning of what she was doing. She denied but I told her any day I catch doing it again I will give her the real thing or the neighbourhood will have they two of us to contend with.

Not quite long I caught her in the act. See begging. Thank God other tenants were not at home. Alas, I won.

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Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 2:15pm On Oct 03, 2016
Talk2Bella:


so because i enjoy watching girls do each other i should be lynched? undecided

Lol , you said Gay porn - I thought you were referring to males.

Actually females do each other is actually fun to watch, but Males ? Ewwwwh! Disgusting undecided
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Nobody: 2:21pm On Oct 03, 2016
honestly it's really been difficult.
I'll rather not talk more.
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by dmgr(m): 2:24pm On Oct 03, 2016
in sauti sol voice* ohh isabella.......
nice piece
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by firstking01(m): 2:27pm On Oct 03, 2016
undecided
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 2:32pm On Oct 03, 2016
Eddodoh:

Forget it. Serious Konji never catch U.

I have had experience with a neighbour, young lady who said something similar. Though she wasn't the one that knocked or came for me.

I went to her room to pick something as we were very close. I bumped into her masturbating & she adjusted as if she was doing nothing. I was honey dat day as well.

I asked her what is d meaning of what she was doing. She denied but I told her any day I catch doing it again I will give her the real thing or the neighbourhood will have they two of us to contend with.

Not quite long I caught her in the act. See begging. Thank God other tenants were not at home. Alas, I won.

Blackmailer cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: What To Do When You’re Single And Hornnny. by Talk2Bella(f): 2:32pm On Oct 03, 2016
KingAdegoke:
honestly it's really been difficult.

I'll rather not talk more.

Awww
Sorry kiss

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